It’s Friday, so it’s time for the wire services to post the non sequitur non-news story of Mahmoud Abbas praying at a mosque.
However, this week’s different… this week we’re going to start a new feature called:
So, from Mahmoud Abbas’ expressions, can you tell what Mahmoud Abbas is praying for?
Is it:
a) Why is there carpeting in this mosque? Why can’t there be carpeting in the Ramallah mosque he uses all the time?
b) There’s a dog food that makes its own gravy? Since when? And what does it taste like?
c) Leo Laporte to stop calling him about starting a daily podcast.
d) A DNA sample from Anna Nicole Smith. Or, failing that, to lea- [ed- STOP IT!]
e) The Jews to strike oil during their attempts to destroy the Al-Aqsa mosque so there’s at least something worth killing them all over besides rocks and dirt.
or
f) NONE OF THE ABOVE
Put your guesses in the comments.
f) He’s not praying at all; he’s reminiscing about that totally awesome toga party.
He’s praying that he won’t be assasinated by Hamas, Fatah, Israel, Or the Rumsfield Strangler
He’s wondering why it seems Laurence Simon is the only one who seems to do any blogging on IMAO on Fridays.
Kudos to Lair for picking up the slack.
Well, this and FCB are both standard memes.
I am desperately trying to make up for being a not-funny moron during the rest of the week.
Oh, I don’t know about that…that bit about the Jews finding oil under Al Aqsa was kinda funny.
Praying for an end to the insufferable weekly IMAO “What Is Mahmoud Abbas Praying For” posting…
I like the FCB. Cats have the right to speak their minds. Ours do, all four of them.
1) He’s praying that nobody realizes it’s him that just let that SBD.
2) Bush scuceeds in allowing all those Iraq refugees into America…especially his Al Quida sleepers. Not only that, but the majority will go directly on welfare, and the few that will work, under Affermitive Action, will go right to the head of the line, even though they have no skills and can’t speak a word of English.
Arise, my little scimitar!
Allah, when I reach paradise I want my first virgin’s butt to be no bigger than this.
(Abbas seems to be more realistic than the other guys.)
Allah, in Thy mercy, help me remember which one of these I eat with.
He’s praying the toughest Jew since Dutch Schultz doesn’t come after him with his terrible, swift sword (or fearsome cats)…
‘Palestine’:UNITED WE STAND IN EVIL!
‘Palestinian’ unity
Israel, US rebuff Makkah accord http://www.hindu.com/2007/02/19/stories/2007021902451400.htm
Finally some “unity”… some common ground, evil-intention people can agree upon.
For the only ‘unity’ among ‘Palestinian Arabs’ is the anti Israel fascism of not even recognizing the “stranger”, the “other”, the non Muslim (mainly), the non Arab (mostly).
A “unity” Orchestrated by those that export to the world the textbooks as “Christians being Pigs, Jews apes”, the wonderful “moderate” Saudi Arabia, the Hatred kingdom, of course.
Did you ever think this oily rich Goliath would ever lift a finger for it’s Arab brothers?
“Next to the Jews, we hate the ‘Palestinians’ the most.”
said Saudi King Fahd.
What else is there “unity” among Arab, Muslim bitter bloody enemies of neighbour vs neighbour, brother vs brother, sect vs sect?
Humanity? Goodwill? Are you kidding?
As in Hezbollah Islamists terrorists that made sure Arab kids died with their tactics in a way to blame it on Israel.
The normal world says:
“what unites us is far greater than what divides us.”
The death cult says:
“What unites us [for now…] is to smite them”.
What unites evil is, ‘wiping off map’, ‘no right to exist’, ‘drive them all into the sea’, second holocaust, you name it!
http://freeisraelnow.blogspot.com
Praying that whoever put the m80 and exploded the toilet achieves martydom.
OY! My stomach feels this big. I must have has some bad falafel at lunch. Anyone have an Alka Seltzer?