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[pic via One Digital Life]
What I really don’t understand is why anyone would own a python that wasn’t named Monty.
But I guess the bigger question here is: why was there a snake in the Google offices in the first place?
I speculate thusly:

• Satan trying to tempt Google away from its “don’t be evil” philosophy. Didn’t realize the Chinese had beaten him to it.
• Mr. Jingles, the official Google office mouse, has peed on the CEO’s keyboard for the last time!
• Google’s “Toilet Internet Service Provider” feature clogged up and they got confused when the plumber asked for a snake.
• Part of Google’s new ad campaign, “So easy, a python could do it!”
• Samuel L. Jackson themed party took a bizarre, yet not wholly unexpected, turn.
• Needed a lawyer to advise them about the pre-Katrina Google Earth images scandal. That’s as close as they could get on short notice.
• Determined to find out once and for all whether it really tastes like chicken.
• Snake had to be silenced before he could tell the world the horrifying truth: Google Search is people!
• Came to complain because Google Language Tools doesn’t contain an option for Ophidian
• It came with the stripper.

As far as I’m concerned, anything that distracts Google from its main business of tweaking its search algorithm to filter out conservative content is a GOOD thing.