“Michael Moore on the Fence”
I could see him on a steel fortified wall, maybe, but I can’t imagine any sort of fence he could be on.
Anyway, I would have thought with the faux-populism, he would have been all over Edwards (there’s another odd visual; he’d probably crush the dainty lad).

Oh I could visualize him on a fence made out of very sharp razor blades!!!
Now that would really start my New Year out right!!!
Hey, Frank, you think they made this another quasi-day off like they did Monday, and just some of us didn’t get the memo?
At first I thought I was reading newsish fakery. He supports Dennis Kook, but calls the right crazy??He is in love with Hillary, thinks she is a feminist?And his reasons for “Al Mr. making money off global warming any way I can Gore” had me ROFLMPO. Great humor.
…..Then I realized MM was serious.
Finally, a logical explanation for the Great Wall of China….
If he were on a fence, wouldn’t he just crush it?
Michael Moore on a five foot high fence: Skid marks to ground.
That’s an ugly mental picture
…and anyone might possibly care who Michael Moore is supporting because…?
Michael Moore “on the fence” would result in two Michael Moore America’s: one half on the Left and the other half on the Right. He’s split down the middle. Oh…. gosh… ugly… bag… of… mostly… blubber.
I actually read most of that (I must now claw my eyeballs out. It’s the only way to purify myself). Is it bad that Moore seems to agree with us about the Edwards hair thing? I find it a bit disturbing. About Kucinich Moore said “although the UFO that picked ME up would only take me as far as Kalamazoo”. Dude the only UFO that could pick you up would be the Death Star!
The only fence I could imagine supporting Moore’s ever-widening mistaken ass would be the Black Gates of Mordor. Think of a Nazghul being cross-bred with Jabba the Hutt.