OK, Frank, but I understand that Harvey is in the running as McCain’s press secretary – which is good since John’s presidency will be “Newsish Fakery” on a daily basis. Might as well write it up nice every day.
Now, really, Frank – you were never in the running. Do you realize how much you would have to hate America for Obamahammed to even notice you? Hell, He had to throw Wright, Ayres, etc. under the bus because they didn’t hate America enough! What chance did you have?
You would have to make yourself see America as a filthy, hippy-monkey-Islamofacist who complains about your typographical errors for you to even be close to being considered by the Dark One….
Frank,
Other than the clear constitutional issues involved (namely you being born after 1973), WHY NOT?!
Don’t you see? If the Obamination is elected president, Hillary will have to have him whacked to have any chance in 2012. The best way to get ANY program through congress is to paint it as the legacy of the martyred president (See Johnson and Great Society).
After you ascend to the oval office, who is gonna argue with you what Obama REALLY wanted (since he is practically allergic to taking a firm position on anything)
Therefore, you President FrankJ to honor the fallen Obamessiah’s dearest wish for our great country must immediately order SAC to
Nuke The Moon!
Frank, step AWAY from the keyboard.
It sounds like you haven’t had much sleep in the last 48 hours [a good excuse for losing a US city to nuclear terrorism, don’t you think, yo mama?].
Just to be clear, I do seek the vice presidency and will serve as Obama’s running mate. That way either I screw him over and McCain gets elected, or I make it into the VP position long enough to assasinate the real president and then pardon myself. Then I’ll disband congress and kill all the jedi.
Good.
By the way, can someone tell me who the heck Tim Pawlenty is?
OK, Frank, but I understand that Harvey is in the running as McCain’s press secretary – which is good since John’s presidency will be “Newsish Fakery” on a daily basis. Might as well write it up nice every day.
That’s the proper stand, Frank. Hold out for Field Marshall of the Universe.
Now, really, Frank – you were never in the running. Do you realize how much you would have to hate America for Obamahammed to even notice you? Hell, He had to throw Wright, Ayres, etc. under the bus because they didn’t hate America enough! What chance did you have?
You would have to make yourself see America as a filthy, hippy-monkey-Islamofacist who complains about your typographical errors for you to even be close to being considered by the Dark One….
Frank,
Other than the clear constitutional issues involved (namely you being born after 1973), WHY NOT?!
Don’t you see? If the Obamination is elected president, Hillary will have to have him whacked to have any chance in 2012. The best way to get ANY program through congress is to paint it as the legacy of the martyred president (See Johnson and Great Society).
After you ascend to the oval office, who is gonna argue with you what Obama REALLY wanted (since he is practically allergic to taking a firm position on anything)
Therefore, you President FrankJ to honor the fallen Obamessiah’s dearest wish for our great country must immediately order SAC to
Nuke The Moon!
After watching McCain’s campaign in action, I’ve been under the impression that McCain was hoping to be Obama’s VP.
Nah, McCain just hates conservatives, not America, so he’s out of the running, too.
Frank, step AWAY from the keyboard.
It sounds like you haven’t had much sleep in the last 48 hours [a good excuse for losing a US city to nuclear terrorism, don’t you think, yo mama?].
Just to be clear, I do seek the vice presidency and will serve as Obama’s running mate. That way either I screw him over and McCain gets elected, or I make it into the VP position long enough to assasinate the real president and then pardon myself. Then I’ll disband congress and kill all the jedi.
I forgot to sign that last one. It was me!