So, it’s looking to me like men’s synchronized diving is by far the gayest Olympic competition. You have pairs of men wearing almost nothing trying to move in “beautiful” precision. One of the main competitors was this old Russian guy who had been stabbed multiple times, though.
I still couldn’t help but root for the Americans, but they didn’t stand a chance against the Chinese. Apparently they dominate in all the synchronized competitions thanks to China’s cracking down on individuality.
I refuse to watch the Olympics, because it’s just turned into one big chickified gayness pageant.
It’s funny, I was thinking the same thing after watching women’s sync diving: Of course the Chinese dominate sync competition — they beat their citizens daily into a single hive-mind. It’s like trying to beat the Borg.
My favorite part was when the (female) commentator was talking about the criteria for judging and said that “how pretty” the dive looks is very important.
I wasn’t sure whether to laugh hysterically or run screaming.
This post is gaycist (I made up a new word!) and I condemn it.
I realize that my last post was biased against the gaycist community. I condemn myself and all such gaycistcist comments
Well, you racist crackers better get to practicing! The best pair will get to live in My private zoo, while the rest of you honkeys will be shot into a black hole.
Wrestling is still gayer. Sure, they’re butch gays…but still gay.
While fastforwarding past this last night, I turned to my wife and said, “Would this be more or less gay if instead of synchronized diving, it was synchronized cock sucking?” My wife responded, “I’m not sure.”
One has to wonder what ELSE they do with synchronicity. Check that. No. Wrong. I won’t.
I’m sure it’s just a matter of time before Nude-Rhythmic-Synchronized-Wrestling becomes a medal sport.
I love the showers. It’s like an afterglow. I’m going to go take a shower.
Yeah, Olympic sports are kind of like Cirque Du Soleil and Lord of the Rings – entertaining, but also creepy and gay. I have to admit to perving on women’s beach volleyball.
Seems IMAO is not the only site to notice the swishiness. http://jerseygirlgenius.typepad.com/musings/2008/08/the-summer-gaym.html
Oh, come on!!
It’s the Human Zoo!!
yeah, I used to think the gymnast were the effeminate ones…..but for short dudes, they’re pretty dang studly….and they don’t do stuff “together”.
I read in the local paper that the Georgian womens beach volley ball team beat the Russian team but that they started talking trash at each other during the after game interview.
It turns out that both Georgian women were from Brazil (where they know about beach volley ball, by cracky!).
They were better looking than the Russians too!
If we can’t help Georgia because we’re addicted to oil, maybe Brazil can help them – they get their fuel from ethanol made from sugarcane.
Rum is better than Vodka anyway!).
Go Brazil!