We have a winner! Branden correctly determined what was on Frank’s mind in the dead of night, when he’s all alone at his computer. Branden gets a copy of Frank’s book or an IMAO t-shirt! I’ll e-mail him in the next day as soon as I get Frank to send me my e-mail address info.
The three words Frank added to his comment filter were . . .
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c*ck
@$$
f#ck
Freudian?
Those were not it!
Jerk.
Okay, roosters and donkeys, I get. But the third one? I’m confused.
Fraud! Although, it’s a good start. There needs to be a few more, but modesty prohibits me from mentioning them, Damn.
You know, Frank, you could vary the list on a daily basis. Have like 20-30 words that cycle in and out randomly. That would be a real gotcha and I could go back to being banned for using “wh*re” which was in your default list. God, I’m afraid to use that word now. I’m gonna miss a$$ however. But I can always use Uranus.
Well, maybe I took a little artistic license, but Branden did actually get it right.
The one that made me laugh the hardest was:
12. SeeBS Says:
September 26th, 2008 at 11:50 am
1. Kunt
2. Phuck
3. Barbra Streisand
I still laugh when I read that.
Go me!
But yeah, I thought you might have taken some ‘artistic license’, since I didn’t say two of those. And I was pretty sure there were no other brandens here.
Good point, “Freudian” should definitely be banned.
I would have thought I’d get most creative for Bukkakabama. It’s even obscure enough to say in front of the kids, but you can bet just about any liberal will know what it means. Especially when they are alone at the computer at 2 AM watching Japanese porn.
Hey, I only know because I kept hearing it in blog posts and looked it up on Wikipedia.
I have found another stupid thing on the Internet. Yes, it is the dumb t-shirt featured above.
– This has been a message from the Finder of Stupid Things
That shirt sucks major ass.
I was in the Army with him. He never made it to colonel. Good guy, though.
I’m just posting to see what picture comes up.
Yup, I feel like that quite frequently.
I would just like to say that the IMAO tee shirt is sublime.
a ra ta ta tat
Mitt Romney is better than Palin. So much better. Given the financial crisis we could have won with Mitt. Now we will lose. Obama is going to kick our asses in November. In 2012 DO NOT pick Palin. It has to be Mitt Romney or we won’t be able to win.
I LOVE MITT ROMNEY!!!! HE IS THE FRIGGING BEST MAN.
It’s about time those @, #, and *’s were banned.
Don’t even get me started on question marks.
Good point Brandon. It seems like they’re always somehow connected to cursing. Apparently, those symbols must anger people enough to make them curse.
So, can we rehearse the rules once more? Are these the *only* three that we can’t say? I can say the word that ends in _unt that’s a word for a woman? I was thinking aunt…what were you thinking?
What if I’m offended by refined profanities?
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