Failed cosmonaut Lance Bass is reportedly furious that failed pop star Clay Aiken chose to come out of the closet the same day that Bass began his comeback in the season premier of Dancing With The Stars. Bass, previous holder of the record for “World’s Worst Kept Secret,” famously outed himself several years ago. “It’s sad,” vented Bass, “that this bitchy queen took it upon himself to steal my headlines in my moment of triumph–I’m going to go home, have a good cry, and bite my pillow.” Bass joined the current season of Dancing With The Stars to promote gay marriage rights, and to “make up, in some small way” for the years of horrendous pop music that he and his N’Sync bandmates inflicted on the public. “I’m particularly saddened for the poor souls who followed us around the country, going to multiple concerts, dancing and singing along to the soulless tripe we pushed out. We made the Backstreet Boys look like the Beatles–we were pitiful, just pitiful . . .”
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Speaking of gay…why is Cadet no longer Happy?
heh — i never noticed that — more of frank’s incompetent coding — now i’ll have to punish him
Please don’t punish him Cadet. He enjoys it way too much. You’ll just encourage him to do it again.
Uh, too much info there, Son of Bob.
well, unfortunately, by punishing him, i punish you all
Roy, I’m worried about the chicken abuse. That bird’s been plucked!
Roy – now you see him, now you don’t. This site rocks!
normally i don’t bother deleting troll-y comments, but so much time went into typing that long long long comment, i couldn’t resist
Is it followed by a well-worded, courtesy e-mail explaining that his junk has been expunged? That would be funny in of itself, if done right. Heck, IMAO could do a Ronin contest on that alone. Best example of a troll deletion e-mail wins a prize.
N’Sync? More like N’Suck am i rite?
word.
the nice thing about this wordpress thing, is there is a little edit button right next to the comment, so it takes no time at all to delete/mess with comments — i’m not sure if registered commenters can update their comment to fix spelling and stuff — it would also be nice if we could post pics in the comments like at fark, but that’s for another day
word.
the nice thing about this wordpress thing, is there is a little edit button right next to the comment, so it takes no time at all to delete/mess with comments — i’m not sure if registered commenters can update their comment to fix spelling and stuff — it would also be nice if we could post pics in the comments like at fark, but that’s for another day
Suspect I should now report you to Pajamas Media since you wiped my comment. I can’t imagine that they want your kind of trash as part of their network. I’m also certain their advertisers would not be pleased.
[PJM frowns on publishing extremely idiotic comments. -Ed.]
I was unpacking a box the other day and found my ‘NSYNC bobbleheads. And when I finished putting the desk together, they were the first things I put on top of it.
Please bring my comment back. It did take me a while to write it. I don’t find this amusing: “normally i don’t bother deleting troll-y comments, but so much time went into typing that long long long comment, i couldn’t resist” I think your moderator is deserving of being fired. Don’t you agree? He seems to take a sadistic pleasure in deleting my comment. If this conversation were taking place outdoors I might be inclined to punch this person in the face.
Maybe you think it’s hilarious to poke fun at gays but most Americans think otherwise. Keep this kind of abuse up and I’ll be dong a write-up on Wikipedia in addition to informing Pajamas Media of my opinion about this blog.
My comment was not in the least bit trollish. You started a thread about making fun of a nice gay person like Lance Bass for wanting to talk about the wonders of gay marriage and it upset me. I also think Lance Bass is a very cool person. I’m sorry you didn’t find my comments well written but I think by deleting them you are acting more like you are frightened by my powerful prose than that you think it is spam or trollish.
Anyway, again I ask you to please return my comment. If not then let this comment here be the end of our brief and unpleasant correspondence.
Ha…stupid gay guy.
I would like to see statistics proving that most Americans think otherwise.
first, this isn’t making fun of gay people
second, its obvious from the second half, that this is solely to make fun of sarahk
third, no one here has the slightest idea what my opinion regarding gay marriage is — i can’t help it if people want to read things into what i post
fourth, contrary to popular belief, this is not a free speech zone — i don’t delete comments in frank’s posts, so feel free to comment elsewhere if you don’t like how i handle my posts/comments — if this post was about gay marriage, I would never have deleted the first comment, because it would have been on topic — but it has nothing to do with it
Hey Roy… Stop whining you fag.
Martina McBride ad. I got a basketball jones. Ohhweeeoooohooooohh. I got a basketball jones.
I was going to write something long and off-topic, but then I wasn’t sure what the topic was. Then, I saw I wrote “long” and had to laugh.
Long.
Heh heh heh.
Anyway, if I had something long and amazing and wonderful and worthy of reading (let alone, writing) I might get my own little blog, link to the offending post (like with a trackback or something), and wail away. But only if there were free ways to start up a blog. Like a service called Blogger or WordPress.
Maybe somebody should start up those companies. Then, I could have my own blog and do whatever I wanted.
You can not possibly imagine how much I don’t care about the sexual proclivities of these two individuals.
There needs to be a new word for men who aren’t men and women who aren’t women. I don’t know what that would be, but it would be helpful for those of us who don’t know what to call them. S/hims or herms or I don’t know……. something that is appropriate for the condition.
Isn’t Clay Aiken publicly announcing his homosexuality roughly akin to Vince McMahon holding a press conference to annouce that pro-wrestling is rigged? I’m just sayin’…
Wrestling’s rigged?
Is nothing sacred!!!
Have you noticed lately that in Hollyweird there are a lot of multiple births. Apparently invitro is very popular there. I wonder if it’s because most actors are so feminized that they are no longer able to get someone pregnant the regular way………..just wondering.
OMG, I am so frightened by Roy’s “powerful prose” —
“Keep this kind of abuse up and I’ll be dong a write-up… ”
Run fer yer lives! The great and powerful Roy has threatened.
Jimmy, don’t you have some very special shoes for the Roys?