The world really seems to like Obama, so can’t we just give him to them as a gesture of goodwill?
“You guys really like Obama, so here he is. He’s all yours. That’s just how nice America is: Were giving up our only Obama so you can enjoy him.”
If they end up not liking Obama after they get him, they were the ones who asked for him so it isn’t our fault. And we’re not taking him back. If they checked the tag on Obama, they would have seen that it says, “No refunds or exchanges.” Sorry, but that’s just American policy.
That is a BRILLIANT idea, Frank! When can we ship him out?
frankj Obama will probably go around the world like Billclinton after he fixes the USA for 8 years. My friend thinks Obama can fix the USA and all the gas prices in just 1 year with green techno so maybe we can give him to the world right after that!!! maybe we need more obamas cause korea has like 5 kimjong eels.
Sure, they can have Obama.
But they have to take Barbara Streisand and Alex Baldwin too.
And we get Yulia Tymoshenko.
I can’t see! Frank, your brilliance has blinded me!
Just to sweeten the deal, I say we give the world all of Obamuhhh’s supporters, as well. Yes, it would turn our nation’s newsrooms into ghost towns, but that is a risk I’m willing to take.
AMEN! He is just too good for the America he rails against, so I say “Off you go Mr. Worldly”. End of ObamaDrama 08.
For America so loved the world, that they gave it their only Obama; that whosoever should believe on him should not be prosperous, but have everlasting socialism.
How fast can we get these folks ready to go. Just think of the boon to the economy. All those jobs opening up. All that welfare money but back into our pockets.
Let’s get’er done.
Oh, give him a Nobel Peace Prize and send him to the United Nations where he can be the supreme world community organizer (from the hood).
I think the poll that shows that 80% of the French want him to be our next president should be enough reason for him not to be our next president.
The rest of the world doesn’t want him either…the results of the poll showed that they want US to have him. Clearly they’re hoping that he brings the United States down, so that countries like France will seem more important.
But which country to give him to? So many want him. I say we say we’re going to cut him into 100 pieces and give one piece to each country (and really some of these crazy 3rd world countries we shouldn’t trust with anything more potent than 1/100th of an Obama). Then we wait to see which country backs down out of love for Obama. That country gets him.
As for France, we should just say, “OK, you win, you get Obama.” But then we give them Michelle. Man, would they be pissed!
Can we throw Celine Dion in deal too?
Yeah, #13. And can we use Oprah as packing material?
Don’t forget Sean Penn!
If you put lipstick on Bush he looks like Palin. lol!!
Your best idea yet Frank, and GMTA everyone. Yeah, lets take this opportunity for Reform to sweep this entire nation of ALL Liberals/Socialists. After all, they didn’t leave this country 8 years ago like they promised, so we need to hold them accountable and ship the whole lot to the Other Countries they love so much. One-way ticket, no takesy-backsies.
And LOL #14.
lol nunya – liberals dont want to leave
Are we sure the rest of the world isn’t just worried that, if he loses here, Obamuhhh will run for President/Prime Minister/Supreme Ruler/God-King in their country?
shake – no, they are being nice to obama cause it looks likely he will be our president. if they start thinkin mccain can has win then they will be nice to him instead. is all politcal they just trying to say nice things bout who they think gonna win cause they will have to work with him and stuff.
If the world wants him so much, then I suggest a lottery. We should sell tickets. We might as well make a buck while we are at it. The winner (loser) gets him as president of their country.
McCain could offer him an Ambassador position…to Kenya. Im sure his step brother could help him with accomadations…
#21 – John,
a lottery is too risky!
If we draw the wrong number we might have to take him back!
…And another thing:
Since when has America ever really cared what the rest of the world thinks or does? This country was literally built by free-thinkers who bucked the status quo, and we’ve always been more generous with our money and resources to other nations. You’re welcome.
We didn’t go Metric like the rest of the world did, why would we take their advice on something as important as our Leadership?