I think if we want to be good Republican shills, are focus from here on is questioning Obama’s patriotism and pointing out his disdain for America and her troops. Also, let’s spread more rumors about him. Like, you know where he learned all his anti-American talking points? At madrasses. And why does Obama hang with American hating preachers and terrorists in America? Because it reminds him of his happy days at the madrass. And why has Obama been so set on having America lose in Iraq? Because al Qaeda considers Iraq the main front in the war and guess who Obama sympathizes with (there’s his bipartisanship – working with Shiites despite the face I’m pretty certain the type of Muslim he secretly is is Sunni from how much he wants to personally talk to Ahmadinejad).
Anyway, make sure to spread any horrible stuff you hear about Obama.. especially if it’s true!

* He has a racist pastor
* He wants to talk to the nut jobs in Iran without preconditions
* He regards rural Americans as “Bitter clingers”.
* Without a teleprompter, his speeches sound like “Uh, I, uh, it’s, uh, I, because, uh, uh, uh.”
* He’s a Marxist
* He’s taken funds from Palestinians
* He’s friends with a terrorist
* He’s friends with a guy who pillaged Fannie Mae
* He’s friends with Tony Rezko
Oh, wait, those are all true!
It’s sickening and depressing to think that this country is actually considering electing this guy.
You can count on me. Since I try never to lie, it’s helpful that the truth is so damning.
He wants to take $50 billion dollars of American money and SPREAD THE WEALTH TO THE WORLD’S POOR! Joe Biden says that’s not income redistribution, it’s fair!
I’m really looking forward to hearing what the trolls are going to say top this one. They’re totally going to flip.
It it hard to spread rumors about this guy since his reality truly is stranger that fiction.
I’m still stunned that I’ve witnessed the death of the Democrat Party in my lifetime.
Where are the Democrats? If you’re still out there, why have you allowed your party to be taken over by America-hating ‘Progressives’ (euphemism for Socialists, Marxists, Communists, etc.)? Why?
Oh, I can hear the trolls, now. “You Republicans have allowed your party to be taken over by Conservative ‘Right Wingers.’ If you were regular patrons of websites like this, you’d know that a battle has been going on FOR YEARS to keep the Republican Party from sliding farther and farther LEFT. McCain and Bush are hitorically left of center within the Republican Party. Don’t believe that? Go study about 20 years of political history.
In fact, if you turned-back the clock about 30 years, McCain would be a Democrat and Obama would be overseas somewhere looking like a complete idiot like the draft-dodging Bill Clinton protesting the Viet Nam war in the UK. Oh, you didn’t know that about Obama’s godfather with his hair down to his shoulders spewing hate and discontent from foreign shores? Google it, kids.
So, if there are any Democrats out there, vote for John McCain. He may be the only way for you to get your party back. And it maybe the only way to keep our country intact so we can keep fighting the Republican’s leftward migration.
i was so glad sarah talked lots about fighting global warming. that will help to save our oceans and heal our planet. i thought it seemed friendly and they were both nice to each other even when disagreed. that was so nice to see. i dont know any bad things about obama. i hope he wont take all your guns away from you. he is not a nazi. one of my friends is bored of the election now and that obama has already won it but im not so sure. some think obama is a hero but the real hero is captain ozone. goodbye
The only rumor I have ever heard about Barack Hussein Obama is that he once turned water into wine although I bet it was actually water into urine. Wonder if snopes can check this one out.
Democrats like Al gore want to stop the gloabl warming jimmy. thats not a bad thing at all. we have freedoms not like russia.
Barack Obama is the cause of Global Warming®.
Yes he is capnsandy. We all are. Even cows are 🙁 Oh my gravatar is nice!
I am pretty sure his wife is a one of those voodoo witches. watch her eyes when she talks. She is casting spells.
Oh, no, Benji. You misunderstand.
Barack Obama is THE cause of Global Warming®. Not A cause, but THE cause. All by himself.
Because he secretly hates you.
Where are the swifboat guys anyway? There’s so much stuff on ol Barry (as MarkoMancuso points out) it should be easy. I heard on Rush this morning that the FBI raided the home of another associate of BO’s. No surprise. Truthfully, any politician over the coarse of his career would end up knowing someone who ends up corrupt. But geeze, its’ like BO was seeking unscrupulous people to hang with.
Like seanmahair says, there is no need to lie. Just spread the truth!
How about one of you well informed and prolific writers put together a “flyer” (with footnotes and links) we can print out and distribute in our communities? We can spread a certain amount of information on the web, but its the same folks over and over. We need to get the information on the streets!!
Just thought I would toss this out for anyone wondering why we seemed to be swarmed with Democratic morons over the last few months –
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/10/2/205127/601/705/612540
Quite literally their playbook for ‘influencing’ the reaction to the debates last night. My guess is that this has been SOP throughout the campaign,
but I don’t generally read daily KOS, so I can’t be sure. Cute, isn’t it?
Scott F,
That is quite interesting. Perhaps we should execute a little payback. We can comment on all their posts with similarly angry comments with no facts whatsoever.
I would suggest adding comments with actual facts in them, but they wouldn’t understand.
Because he secretly hates you.
capnsandy he doesnt even know of me. i havent seen you here at the imao before. i think you might be a troll!
View Obama Making Fun of the Bible and Jesus Christ Some president he would make.
Oh, nothing personal, Benji. Obama hates me, too.
View Proof of Obama’s Birth Certificate Detailed Examination Shows it is a Forgery
Obama’s Acorn
Fox News Segment on Voter Fraud
In December of last year Obama urinated on baby Jesus in a creche outside of the Our Lady of Sorrow Catholic girls school in Deluth. He later gave a weak smiled apology saying, ” Man, I was so f’n wasted I thought that was the piss trough at Wrigley field.”
John Kerry, Barack Obama and Chris Dodd Prime Reason for Fannie Mae Destruction
Obama wears button fly pants…the sheep don’t hear the zipper! He learned that from his muslim kin folk…
Televised Coverage of Fannie Mae Exploitation and Scam with Barack Obama’s Involvement
Obama admits he is a Muslim
Court Case Now Pending Against Obama Why He is Not a Citizen of the US
The long and the short of it is this guy wouldn’t even be thought of twice if he were applying to be an FBI, CIA, or Secret Service agent, due to his past activities and affiliations.
Yet half the country is perfectly willing to hire him and give him ALL of the secrets and authority.
Yes, prayer is definitly in order.
Here’s a video about this “financial crisis” I suggest we get out to every voter possible, all over the country, and I also understand that Sean Hannity’s America on Sunday night on Fox is going to focus on this in a very specific, hard-hitting way.
Especially before this next debate, the exposure of this may wind up being the issue that actually sinks the Obama campaign.
http://tinyurl.com/3ud4qt
I heard he has webbed feet. I don’t think we need a freak of nature in our highest office. He should be in a circus with all the other freaks. Maybe the other freaks kicked him out of the circus? What do they know about him that we don’t? Of course we will never know because the MSM refuses to follow this story that I just made up.
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Another cup of battery acid down the storm drain for Benji.
Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, how corrosive it is!