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  1. I’ll attest that 25 might be the cutoff on recognizing at least the SOS code. I’m 29 and knew exactly what the Monkey was saying. Now, how are we going to get him away from the bastards that made him post that? We have the guns, we have former military, we just need a plan.

    Hang in there, Monkey, the RU is coming for you!

  2. Only reason I mentioned mine was to point out I wasn’t ripping on ‘youngins’. I was just acknowledging the fact that had I not been a Marine, I most likely wouldn’t have a clue what his message was – or even that it was a reference to Morse Code. These days you’d have better luck with HTML code.

  3. Very clever. Remember, we’ll all need these Viet-cong prisoner communication techniques if things keep up.

    Now Paulson is about to testify before congress in front of Barney Frank, lap-dog of the very banks that caused the problem, and who in opposite-land claimed to be the hero of this whole crisis. Not that Paulson isn’t an idiot, but Frank – good grief. There are certain dementias that kick in with older gay men, particularly ones who weren’t normal to begin with. About the only good thing about Obamaland is that this crackpot will have the widest possible audience for the most abhorrent psychological behavior. All the same, this is like Jamie Gorelick being on the 9/11 commission instead of in front of it being grilled where she belonged.

  4. Mr. Space Monkey, you again is very clever. Hats off to you!
    Several years ago, we were thinking of a name for our college’s student online system. I suggested SOS, and was poo-pooed, til i had a female student in my class and her ring tone was, you guessed it, SOS in Morse code. I asked her if she knew what it meant, and I asked other students in there as well, and they knowed it.

    SO don’t underestimate the literacy of our young idiots! At least not on Morse Code…

  5. What we’re all missing here is that spacemonkey is in some kind of distress! Has someone contacted him? Does he answer his cell? He might be trapped in one of Basil’s Bizarro World closets or a Rod Serling under-the-bed dimensional portal.

  6. Great .. just Terrific…. now (once SpaceMonkey) is released, he’s probably going to run for office. And I will have to listen to “my friends I was a POW” over and over and over again….. AGAIN! I dont think I can take it… I may have to assasinate spacemonkey.. I suggest after his release he go into the private sector.. if there is one left…

  7. Fear and loathing in Amerika:
    All hail the magnificent and wonderful provider of all things good and plentiful. The omnipotent Godhead and soon to messianic leader of the Union of Soviet Socialist Amerikan Republiks (pronounced you-ess-ess-ar) who will lead us from the choatic kingdom of conservative and banish all of the bitter ones who cling to guns and religion.
    The bitter ones will be sent to fester and die in FEMA camps. Those that do not die will be marked with tatoos on the small of their backs and dosed with a good greman insecticide.

    Beware of charismatic leaders with messianic intentions.

    OOPS… The story is out.

    Credit this to reading too much of the good Dr. Thompson while on the crapper this morning. AAAHHHGG… the peacocks are out of the pen and attacking me…ouch they are biting my assy nipples and eating the piss clams.

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