Greenies suggest cloth toilet wipes are the answer to “wasteful” toilet paper.
But what about, you know, the stench of poop-smeared rags in your bathroom?
I can honestly say, our wipes don’t stink. They don’t go into a sealed container. They go into a little (lidded) garbage can in the bathroom. Many people use a wet bag, as pictured below. There is no odor.[Emphasis mine]
No word on whether their e. coli causes disease.
No odor? oh yeah environmentalist s*&% don’t stink!
If they were the only ones who were going to die from the epidemic that they cause, then I would say good. However, epidemics have a nasty habit of spreading from unwashed idiots, to those of us who take precautions to protect ourselves from disease. Never shake a hippies hand, you might turn into a zombi.
Three word response – “No freakin’ way”
I bet they don’t think they have BO, despite not showering for days or wearing any type of deodorant. But go ahead, ask the person sitting next to them on their favorite mass transit mode of transportation.
I can say from experience that there’s no way a plastic bag filled with human poop won’t smell. You don’t want to know why I know that.
Liberal logic: If my s@$% stank I could smell my brain.
Can you smell s**t if you have a bucket stuck on your head?
Great, now we have to put on rubber gloves before we punch hippies.
Dirty little secrets
Dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers in everybodys pie
We love to cut you down to size
We love dirty laundry
I remember some folks from my church that went on a mission trip to a third world country that they had to do the same thing because the limited plumbing could not handle it. It did stink and it was awful. It seems to me these greenies just love to emulate third world technology alot.
I can’t stop laughing. Not from the article- it’s funny, but not that funny- but from that wallypop site linked in there. Please tell me that site is a joke?
“Wallypop Family (or Toilet) Wipes” — Well? Which is it? That’s a pretty crucial distinction. At least they didn’t use AND. This being next to:
“Sandwich Wraps” — Now why would you even put this on the same PAGE as “Family Wipes”???
I can’t even look at that site anymore.
I have a friend who is into sustainable living. She uses the bucket o bleach and fabric wipes. Everytime I see the $18 price tag for Charmin, I start to think she’s on to something……then I remember why we invented indoor plumbing and toilet papaer in teh first place and I go ahead and flush my twenty.
But hasn’t that * ALWAYS * been their behaviour trait ?
They prance around espousing jabberwocky as if it is the secret of the Universe and only *THEY* understand it.
They understand it well enough to (not just tell you ) but of an ORDER to youl
Of course they don’t think their s*&% stinks. It’s tough to differentiate when your mouth and brains and house is full of it.
Well now, I’ve used cloth diapers and (baby) wipes as a cost saving measure. I’m not going to lie, the diaper pail stinks, but not any worse than a catbox. You take certain odor-control measures so that it doesn’t stink to high heaven, like keeping the lid on and washing diapers frequently. And you take certain disease control measures, such as using disinfectants and washing your hands and keeping inquisitive children away from the dirties. Properly done, cloth diapering doesn’t spread disease.
So the adults using the recyclable diaper wipes are merely weird.
Why not have human liter boxes? A training vidio showing a cat using one would be included. Also a warning, “Do not be a dog, cover your tracks”! If one suspects someone else has used their box without permission maybe instructions for sniffing out the culprit?
Butt seriously, America is the land of opportunity and I’m going to save the corn husks from my garden this summer, package and sell them to liberals.
Disposal, no problem! Chuck them out in the street and let traffic break them down. It’s all so natural, gush! Why didn’t I think of it before?
Butt even more seriously than last paragraph, when you think about it, greenies sh*t not only doesn’t stink, it is precious and should be saved. I wouldn’t go so far as to suggest bronzing it but maybe it could be spread in the garden, you know, recycled?
They have done this in rice paddies for centuries so if it’s good for chi-coms it’s got to be good for everybody! If funding for recycled poop is not in the stimulus package I’m going to be pissed!!!!
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Thanks Harvey, for giving us the straight poop.
Not a whole Co-Op store full of patchouli oil would get rid of THAT stink!
There’s nothing quite as refreshing as the smell of ammonia and crap in the washing machine.
Ahhh…. I’ll leave it there.
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George Clooney, Sean Penn, and the rest of the “hollywood” bucn have for years beem using cloth not paper wipes.
Ever wondered why they spew so much crap, after they wipe thier faces ?
The day Al Gore starts wiping his arse with cloth rags is the day I’ll do the same. Until then it’s “don’t squeeze the Charmin” for me….and the more ply’s the better.
Wacky–
Well I hope all those people in South America who died of cholera will be pleased to know they didn’t REALLY have it.
environMENTALists
Hippies,……… you know the same people who brought you:
1. Widespread STD’s through irresponsible fornication.
2. Care-free living….(code for living life without the fear of facing repercussions of one’s irresponsible actions.)
3. Achieving a higher intellect level through chemistry. (Of course those who were launching rockets to the moon were sooo UN-Enlightened!)
4. Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream. (Wow, ….. its……………… ice Cream…………)
5. The Democratic Party as we know it today.
I guess wiping your ass with a cloth and hanging it on a stick waiting for the next person to use it isn’t so surprising!
So, you put these besmirched cloths into a washing machine, right? And you use some bleach, or ammonia (hey hippie! try both at once!), and a strong detergent, we hope. And you probably ought to use the “hot” setting. If you don’t, we gotcha on the hygiene menace.
Been keeping track of the energy use and environmental impact so far? It’s about a “wash,” so to speak. Better hang them out to dry, or you’ll be raping Gaia yet again.
Then write a pamphlet on how household laundry is destroying The Earth.
Yet another reason why…hippies smell.
I was on a gardening website and this guy was talking about all the poop we waste (heh) every year that should go into our gardens and this other lady posts a design for a homemade outhouse. Dang if many people on the site didn’t start talking like it was an amazing idea. This other guy and I were like, “Uh, yeah, ummm…there’s a reason for those pesky ordinances they have against that stuff, ummm…you could give your neighbors cholera and other fun door prizes…ummm…” We never could convince several folks it was a bad idea and so I stopped going to the site. Just in case you weren’t nervous enough about your local hippies…
These moron environmentalist whackjobs are always coming up with ideas that cost a lot and do little if anything. Of all the problems in the world. Starvation etc. and their supernatural idea is something like this.
We have some neighbors who are vegans, which is fine, but then they brag about how they don’t have any garbage so they don’t have a pickup service. But they do, some of the crap they bring back form the store is in plastic and they certainly don’t eat that. So, what little they have they chuck in a neighbors bin.
The real point here is I can imagine how many hoops they jump through every day to get their garbage haul down to a small bag each week. And in terms of ‘saving the planet’ it does nothing. They could redirect that energy in countless ways that would actually have a positive effect on something.
Like whackjopbs running around the Titanic while it’s sinking making sure the lights are turned off.
On the plus side we could wear our wipes on our heads like a turban ’til we needed them. No way am I using spacemonkey’s retreads no matter how much washing they get. And if cadet happy drops a deuce at your house just call hazmat or move. Talk about a moon that needs nukin’.
I like meat and cheese, but ecofreak vegans live on tofu and sprouts. Their poo probably smells like a freshly mowed lawn.
The company logo for Wallypop contains a sucker. Yeah, and that’s what you are if you pay those prices. $4-6 for a cloth shopping bag. Pretty, yes, but 2 for a buck at Walgreens! Suckers shop at Wallypop!
A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs.
A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the Crew’s refrigerator, which she did.
The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
She was annoyed by His behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York, she announced over the intercom to the entire cabin, “Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?”
Not one hand went up … so she took them home and ate them herself.
(Thank you. I’ll be here all week.)
Just remember, the environmentalist have killed more people, then pollution ever did. If you don’t believe me, just look up all those tens of millions of people who died in Africa after they got D.E.T. banned.
Also, there are all those millions of poor Africans and Haitians starving to death, because all the corn is being made into ethanol.
Also, their fear of immunizations has caused the return of all kinds of dreadful diseases (though a lot of nut jobs on our side have bought into this one).
Killing off a few million more people, through disease, just because they don’t want to flush toilet paper, and a few million more from them wanting to crap inside an outhouse, would just fit right in alongside their past ideas.
The left has seen the future of the US, and that future is … Bangledesh!
Light bulbs, low flow toilets, toilet paper, all part of a natural progression toward unlit, unwatered, and unpapered outhouses. All the better for the environment, especially as surplus humans once again die off from the diseases mankind learned to prevent long ago.
Hey I just got pinged pretty hard by Frank for doody references in my comments. Maybe you should tone it down a bit Harvey. You may creep him out with constant feces references.
Lord after reading these comments Franky is probably locked in his bathroom repeatedly washing and rewashing his hands! Please people…have some pity on him.
environmentalists say thier s#*t donn’t stink, That is because assholes do not have noses
A farmer is blowing up stumps down on the farm.
He plants a stick of dynamite at the base of the stump, lights the fuse, and runs back.
A hog wanders over and roots out the dynamite and starts to carry it off.
The farmer starts shouting and throwing dirt clods to make the hog drop the dynamite.
The hog runs back toward the farm, finally dropping the dynamite behind the outhouse.
The outhouse blows to splinters and the farmer’s father, who was inside, ends up in a tree.
The farmer fetches a ladder to get his father out of the tree.
“Are you OK, Dad?”, he cries.
“Yeah, I think so”, the old man replies, “But I’m glad I didn’t let that one in the house!”
Cutting trees in the US for toilet paper is bad for the environment.
You should go to your local Mosque, get a free Koran that was printed in Saudi Arabia on European paper, and wipe your ass with pages from that.
That made my last bite of cereal oh so enjoyable. What about all those poor cotton plants that will have to be sacrificed? enviroMENTAL bastards.
That’s environMENTAL cases! Sir! Please use the proper terminology!
wooo hooo….. I am seeing inserted ads from google above the comments for the ECOJOHN…… Poor Frank is probably in OCD shock! All these scatalogical references. He’s probably positively Howard Hughes over this!
YOW! … I submitted the last comment and the next page had an ad saying “You are flushing your money down the turlet” its on a roll. Meanwhile Frank says “musssst get tooooo paxil” ( read like Spock dying from radiation )
Hey Batman, are you using that sink as a bidet? Why yes I am, Joker. So you ran out of buttwipes too? Yeah, Joker. Looks like I’m trapped in here Batman. Yeppers, Joker. Ummm, could I borrow your cape? No, but Barney, The Boy Wanter is here to keep the public restrooms clean and safe. Aaayyyeeeee, Batman, not that. Come on outta there Joker, with your hands up and your pants down. Aw man, this stinks, Barney.
When I smell the Butt Signal I just do my job, Joker. Well crap, done in by the tree huggers again.
So, a bear is in the woods taking a dump and he notices a little bunny. He says to the bunny, “Do you ever have trouble with poop sticking to your fur?” “No” said the bunny. The bear then picks up the bunny and wipes his arse with it.
P.S. I noticed on the Wallypop site that the orders were “streaming” in for cycle pads. Yikes!
WTH? Cloth wipes resembling diapers? For adults? Is that article from The Onion?–Cuz surely it can’t be real? Or maybe that’s where they want us all to go? Diapers for adults too?–Lets just carry our feces around with us all day, eh?
If one was actually interested in the cloth TP thing, one could just pick up a pack of cheap terrycloth wash rags at the dollar store, 12 for a buck, which are also soft to the tushie, don’t disintegrate when wet, and can be tossed in the laundry with the rest of the bathroom linens.
But yeah, I would think that unless those greenies plan to wash out all their household’s butt-wipes by hand in the kitchen sink, then running the washing machine — with HOT water, detergent and bleach to boot — every other day would be a lot more wasteful to Mother Earth than flushing a couple squares. Can you spare a square?
And you KNOW that NONE of those greenies have any intention of doing what they preach to the rest of us. Cripes, I was raised a Southern Baptist, but I have never seen a SB or any Christian who was more judgemental or preachy than any Liberal whackjob with their various pet cause-of-the-day.
And that UK author is an idiot, thinking all Americans are that wasteful or pampered. I just pick the cheapest TP I can get at the grocery store, usually store brand; none of that sissy-fairy quilted multi-ply, since it’s literally $ flushed anyway. As long as it cleans up adequately, it’s fine. Daily showers, deodorant, and toothpaste keep a body fresh — what a concept.
The inmates have truly taken over the asylum…Someone tell me when it’s time to secede….
Cloth? They use cloth and then wash it? That’s so wasteful. They can wash their hands, can’t they? They should just wipe their butts with their hand, and then wash the hands a nearby pond.
And what is this about a bathroom? Certainly, they are not wasting water in a toilet. s@$% is fertilizer, put it in the garden. Save the water for fish.
This is a riot. I noticed on the hippie site that some of their wipes are hemp. Does that mean they get to smoke them after they do thier business? Gives a whole new meaning to “this is some good s**te” doesn’t it.
Yes, a vacation spot extraordinaire (and certainly worthy of emulation).
Or perhaps it is just another politically correct accomodation for Mexico??? Just remember this phrase: “Yes, I’ll have the Greek Salad and please hold the e. coli.”
I’ve read that before TP was invented it was customary to use the left hand exclusively for purposes of ‘personal hygiene’, and the right hand exclusively for eating.
That’s why cutting off a thief’s right hand was such a terrible punishment (besides the blood loss, risk of infection, horrible pain and disfigurement).
No one would ever want to shake hands with you again.
Or watch you eat.
One point NOT brought up yet is that the material (CLOTH), of which these nifty bum-wipes are made, is itself a “natural” product.
(Don’t cotton plants count in the scheme of twisted, enviro-spastic things?)
Or is it that, illustratio ad absurdam, cotton, while of nature, has been tarred, through it’s prior affiliation with mid-19th century American southern agriculture, as being “racist”…and therefore, not wishing to offend ANYONE of a higher melanin count and darker skin hue, is rendered to the corner of nature relegated for ineffable objects right next to the eggplant. (But who would want to wipe their hind end with one of THOSE?)
So the efforts of the environmentalists are discriminatory…showing protective preferences for trees but not cotton. (Perhaps it’s because you can’t set up camp in a cotton bush or display a stupidly militant banner in the same way you could in an old-growth tree.)
If the environmentalists REALLY wanted to pimp zero-impact products they’d have to look at polyester…but that won’t fly because 1)polyester is a man-made product created by corporate tyrants like Monsanto and 2) have you ever come across someone who’s lost bowel control while wearing poly-knit pants? Plastic and crap are not a happy blend, to be sure.
So it’s just another dumbassed idea dreamed up by dope-addled idiots.
Pass the Charmin, si’l vous plait!
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