I hear Venezuela now has a president for life. Considering how long and costly presidential elections are, having a president for life sounds like a big cost saving measure. I wonder if Obama will propose it.
I think he has much bigger plans than that: Just have the presidency run through the Obama bloodline for the rest of time. With such a young family, we are financially secure for at least another 60 years! Now if I just had my unicorn…
I believe that Barack Obama is the best President who has ever been or will ever be! I think we should suspend the constitution and make him President for Life! He is so good for not only our country but also for the entire world, the solar system and the universe! We need scrub Washington from Mt Rushmore and put Barack up instead for future generations!
Ussjimmycarter’s enthusiasm for placing Obama on Mt. Rushmore is no doubt influenced by his proximity to South Dakota! Ussjc must be looking forward to driving there in his 1956 De Soto to view his new beloved president chiseled into the rock. When his De Soto breaks down on the way home, he can pick up the new Pelosi GTxi SS/RT Sport Edition from Congressional Motors with its in-dash Barney Frank condom dispenser in the little town of Mitchel, SD! That way, he can drive hands-free all the way back to The Land of 10,000 Dead Republicans – in style!
Now, I’m aware that this comment makes no sense, but I’m just trying to stay consistent with IMAO’s latest blogging trend – when dealing with “The One” and anyone who adores him as much as ussjc does.
I think we should erect a NEW statue of our great leader to represent change. We can put it in Las Vegas because people from all over the world come here. Californians can come visit on their new train. On it, will be the holy trinity of Barack, hairyreed and Pelosi. All will come to worship, gamble their money (which will go straight to the government) and save teh stripper economy (everyone here knows, once the strippers start loosing money, it’s all downhill from there!)
Wait. I thought Bush was going to propose this while still in office. That’s what the liberals were screaming about anyway. I guess they were wrong. How often does that happen?
Please save my post for future reference in the event that I “need it”! I suspect this Blog is being carefully “monitored” by pointy headed rat bastard left wing geeky girly man democRATic operatives and every keystroke is being dumped into a large well organized Oracle Database of radical Right Wingers. When the jack booted thugs are sent out to gather you guys, I now have cover as a firm and ardent supporter of my guy, President for Life Barack Obama!!!
The One is not taking notes on HugeO’s victory. The One is using the dictator for life plan down south as a dry run for His Own plans. Gotta test it before driving off of the showroom floor. Do not doubt The One, you crackers.
Well, out of all the presidents he gets compared to; JFK, Lincoln, Jesus, and FDR; the only one that didn’t get assassinated at a young age is the one who got elected four times, so I’m guessing he’s going to want to take notes from him the most.
The best thing about President for life is that it’s so easy to get a new President. You just need one guy with a sniper rifle and the cajones to follow through. So much easier than say, convincing a bunch of illiterate nut-job left-wing retards to vote against the vapid talking head we have now.
Those ObammenTroopers. Do they dress in “fabulous uniforms” and have names like Bruce and Chad? Thought so. We will just give them a couple of good old fashion biatch slaps and send them packing. Remember Nicholas Cage in Con Air with the dude wearing a dress…yea…like that!
Bring the troops home!
From Iraq, Afghanistan, Serbia, Europe, Japan, Korea and any other piece of foreign dirt they may be currently stationed on!
Strong, able-bodied, highly-trained, motivated, patriotic young men and women who’ve sworn oaths to defend the constitution will be needed here more than over there.
What?
The O king is sending 17,000 more to Afghanistan?
Curses!
Your right. Presidential elections are very costly. This last may end up costing us our prosperity, our freedom, our security, and our country. TANSTAAFL.
Please tell me this is a joke? After 8 years of Liberal hand-wringing and gnashing of teeth to “bring aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall the troops hooooooooooome because we caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare,” they approve of The One SENDING more troops over into harm’s way? That can’t be right can it?–A hypocritical Liberal?
That Tard is in my city today. I’m half wishing for a Zonie with a rifle and severely accute psychological issues. Oh, also an itchy trigger finger and great aim.
‘If’?
I think he has much bigger plans than that: Just have the presidency run through the Obama bloodline for the rest of time. With such a young family, we are financially secure for at least another 60 years! Now if I just had my unicorn…
I believe that Barack Obama is the best President who has ever been or will ever be! I think we should suspend the constitution and make him President for Life! He is so good for not only our country but also for the entire world, the solar system and the universe! We need scrub Washington from Mt Rushmore and put Barack up instead for future generations!
If you don’t think Obama should be president for life, is a racist.
Sorry, I you don’t think Obama should be President for life, then you are a racist. Someone was yelling in my ear, and breaking my concentration.
Hugo Chavez I’ve heard of, but who or what the hell is a ‘Barack Obama’? Is that some sort of new furniture, like a barcalounger?
Ussjimmycarter’s enthusiasm for placing Obama on Mt. Rushmore is no doubt influenced by his proximity to South Dakota! Ussjc must be looking forward to driving there in his 1956 De Soto to view his new beloved president chiseled into the rock. When his De Soto breaks down on the way home, he can pick up the new Pelosi GTxi SS/RT Sport Edition from Congressional Motors with its in-dash Barney Frank condom dispenser in the little town of Mitchel, SD! That way, he can drive hands-free all the way back to The Land of 10,000 Dead Republicans – in style!
Now, I’m aware that this comment makes no sense, but I’m just trying to stay consistent with IMAO’s latest blogging trend – when dealing with “The One” and anyone who adores him as much as ussjc does.
Lordy…Hugo reminds me of a wizened little Bluto. Short, fat bully…what a thug.
Lord Mobama is gonna love ’em. Expect a televised congratulatory phone call from BO to Hugo on the news tonight.
I think we should erect a NEW statue of our great leader to represent change. We can put it in Las Vegas because people from all over the world come here. Californians can come visit on their new train. On it, will be the holy trinity of Barack, hairyreed and Pelosi. All will come to worship, gamble their money (which will go straight to the government) and save teh stripper economy (everyone here knows, once the strippers start loosing money, it’s all downhill from there!)
It’s asolution for all!
Sounds like an upcoming article from Iowahawk (or here, in Newsish Fakery), one of the ones that a few months later looks disturbingly prescient.
Wait. I thought Bush was going to propose this while still in office. That’s what the liberals were screaming about anyway. I guess they were wrong. How often does that happen?
Please save my post for future reference in the event that I “need it”! I suspect this Blog is being carefully “monitored” by pointy headed rat bastard left wing geeky girly man democRATic operatives and every keystroke is being dumped into a large well organized Oracle Database of radical Right Wingers. When the jack booted thugs are sent out to gather you guys, I now have cover as a firm and ardent supporter of my guy, President for Life Barack Obama!!!
The One is not taking notes on HugeO’s victory. The One is using the dictator for life plan down south as a dry run for His Own plans. Gotta test it before driving off of the showroom floor. Do not doubt The One, you crackers.
Well, out of all the presidents he gets compared to; JFK, Lincoln, Jesus, and FDR; the only one that didn’t get assassinated at a young age is the one who got elected four times, so I’m guessing he’s going to want to take notes from him the most.
I’m all for a President For Life — as long as the President is Sarah Palin, when I’m living and working in the Conservative States of America.
Haven’t we already 8 men be President-for-Life? Harrison, Taylor, Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley, Harding, Roosevelt, and Kennedy?
I for one, welcome our new leader for life…
The best thing about President for life is that it’s so easy to get a new President. You just need one guy with a sniper rifle and the cajones to follow through. So much easier than say, convincing a bunch of illiterate nut-job left-wing retards to vote against the vapid talking head we have now.
BUCK FARACK
“Well, out of all the presidents he gets compared to; JFK, Lincoln, Jesus, and FDR”
Jebus was president?
Before ME?!?
Don’t you rapescumlickan fools KNOW that thou SHALLT NOT have ANY other Obammessiahs BEFORE ME?
Don’t make me put down my menthol smoke and fly out in my head-bangin’ Marine One helo to shut you people down.
I’m fryin’ Limbaugh first, then gettin Hannity drunk on his own beer, THEN I’ll sic my ObammenTroopers on you.
Hey Obammie,
Those ObammenTroopers. Do they dress in “fabulous uniforms” and have names like Bruce and Chad? Thought so. We will just give them a couple of good old fashion biatch slaps and send them packing. Remember Nicholas Cage in Con Air with the dude wearing a dress…yea…like that!
Hey Obammie, us RightWingWomen are tougher than your LeftWingMales, so step off!
Will somebody PLEASE find professional help for USSJIMMYCARTER? How do you do an on-line intervention anyway?
About 2 years in, bet on it.
Can my avatar get a side-arm of sorts? I feel naked standing there with my tail hanging out!
President for life? Pft. Not on my watch.
Bring the troops home!
From Iraq, Afghanistan, Serbia, Europe, Japan, Korea and any other piece of foreign dirt they may be currently stationed on!
Strong, able-bodied, highly-trained, motivated, patriotic young men and women who’ve sworn oaths to defend the constitution will be needed here more than over there.
What?
The O king is sending 17,000 more to Afghanistan?
Curses!
Er… I mean, All hail der Uber-bama!
Your right. Presidential elections are very costly. This last may end up costing us our prosperity, our freedom, our security, and our country. TANSTAAFL.
The O king is sending 17,000 more to Afghanistan?
Please tell me this is a joke? After 8 years of Liberal hand-wringing and gnashing of teeth to “bring aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall the troops hooooooooooome because we caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare,” they approve of The One SENDING more troops over into harm’s way? That can’t be right can it?–A hypocritical Liberal?
ARGH!
That Tard is in my city today. I’m half wishing for a Zonie with a rifle and severely accute psychological issues. Oh, also an itchy trigger finger and great aim.
Well, I enjoyed this one.
Maybe they’ll all be replaced by battle-droids by 2015.