In Britain, a Muslim police officer is suing because people laugh at his beard. But look at it!
It’s like something just took a photo and painted a beard on with MSPaint! Can you really expect someone who can see that in the mirror and not know something is horribly wrong to uphold the law? Frankly, it would be discourteous not to laugh at him and thus pretend a beard like that is normal. It is not the beard of a sane man; I think I saw that beard in a DSM IV. It’s disturbed beard syndrome. That looks like the same beard you’d buy a kid for a dollar in a costume shop. I we sure it isn’t? That’s the sort of beard that get you laughed out of Amish country. It’s like a black Pacman is biting his chin.
I’m just saying it’s a goofy-looking beard. Am I right?
My Daughter wore a beard exactly like that for her presentation on Abraham Lincoln. Hers was taped to a hat made out of a Quaker oatmeal box.
That’s a beard I would have to see IRL to truly believe it’s real
Yes that is a goofy beard , BUT I live in central Indiana where we have Amish and the German Babtist church. Both groups wear beard that look every bit as silly.
Very stylish. I’ll bet he picks up a lot of babes with that beard.
Most police departments have rules that state that you can either have a mustache by itself, or no facial hair at all. He must have thought it was an either, or thing.
Durka durka mohammad jihad, shurpa shurpa Tanslation — beard not funny, uniform funny, law abiding terrorist funny.
europe: communism without class.
Please do not insult my Amish neighbors with the comparison. They grow theirs and don’t buy them in the local novelty shop. I do have to admit he concealed the “ear hangers” really well.
This is either a set up for a viral practical joke of global proportion or a cosmic pass/fail test. The outcome of this case will either determine whether or not intelligent life can be allowed to continue on this planet or become the first reality show to run up RL casualties in the millions. Please stop the ride, I want to get off.
Very stylish. I’ll bet he picks up a lot of babes with that beard.
Yeah, but probably only babes who have a similar beard. 😉
Wow, now I don’t feel so upset about Jug Ears the Monkey dissing Gordon Brown. I mean, how can you respect the Prime Minister of a country that allows that kind of ridiculous Beardosity to go unmocked, and even allows the owner of said Face Ferret to sue because his little insane, car-bombing, honor-killing, faulting-women-for-being-victims-of-raping, resisting-common-sense-since-the-7th-century sensibilities got all hurty wurty and gave him the cry-alones.
Man, I am starting to hate muslims less for the fact that they are murdering hypocrite assholes, and more because they spend the time they aren’t blowing themselves and others up bawling about shit that would have gotten you a wedgie for complaining about in grade school, yet trampling and disrespecting anything that isn’t their bullshit fantasy tale written by a marauding crminal pedophile.
That damned Beard MUST be mocked. For Democracy! For The Republic! For the fact that it’s ri-god-damned-diculous!
Nuya,
That’s why he didn’t have a Mustache. That’s how they tell the men from the women in that particular ethnic enclave.
As a moderate Bearded-American, I feel morally obligated to denounce this extremist facial hair, as it clearly violates the teachings of the prophet Beardhommed.
Why are beards so popular among Religous sects? Why no fringe group sporting fantastic Mustaches?
The beard is actually quite stylish! He just forgot the arrow-through-the-head that came in the package with it…
BUT I live in central Indiana where we have Amish and the German Babtist church. Both groups wear beard that look every bit as silly.
But I’ll bet they don’t sue because people laugh at their silly beards. I support his right to have a silly beard (unless the police department has a rule against it). I don’t support his right to sue because people laugh at it.
Isn’t he one of those guys on the cough drop box?
I’m confused. Who exactly is he suing?
The real joke is the classic digital watch he is sportin’ in a non-ironic way.
That is the worst photosh–WAIT! That is a real beard!?
Hey….I see the string!!!
You just know that he grew it that way so he’d have an easier time picking up goats….
That’s an English mooslim cop? I thought it was C. Everett Coop as a younger man, before he became Surgeon General & lost his wits.
black pac man! genius!
Either what I said earlier or it’s a stock photo from Ripley’s, where that one dude wears a beard of bees…
That’s a good beard, I can’t even see the hooks that go over his ears.
I’m seeing that frightening arm hair to go along with the bad school play glue-on beard and I’m shuddering. And not in a good way.
Isn’t that the guy trying to sell me cleaning products on late night tv???
I’ll tell you exactly where he got the idea – from Wooly Willy. Everyone had these when I was a kid.
http://purelypolitics.blogspot.com/2009/03/ok-about-bearded-guy.html
It’s like a black Pacman is biting his chin.
I’m in tears !
BEES!!!
My names not BeardFace its Beardfacé!!
So some dude pulls me over and he’s got a totally gay beard and a couple of gay thingy’s on his shoulders and says he’s a cop…and I’m like…sure dude…and no I’m not putting my hands on my car and bending over!
That’s one hell of a murkah transplant. Must be sore.
He should donate it to one of those charities that make wigs for cancer victims.
If you draw lips on his fore head and flip the picture updide down he looks like Al sharpton with a perfectly reasonable beard.
So MidwestConservative’s furnace goes out, see. He tries to call MisterFurnace but the phone lines are down. So he goes out to the car, and it won’t start. He heads over to his Amish neighbor’s house to deal with his crises. Amishman comes to the door, invites him in, hears him out, then says, “I’m perfectly willing to help you, friend. You just have to explain what the problem is.”
I’m from western Ohio, and the Amish don’t look silly to me. Not at all.
Not. At. Fucking. All.
Get it?
Amen. The Amish have paid their dues.
We may all have lessons to learn from them, if they’re willing to teach, in the years ahead.
But that guy in the photo? Not so much.
Teh beard is fine – it’s what’s above that is so farcical.