When THE OBAMA trys not to fall out of Marine One , Ihpoe he fails I’m old enough to remember Gerry Ford falling out of Marine One , and tripping on the steps of Air Force One. Commedy at it’s best
Cabinet appointees: fail
Revive economy: fail
Find door knob on window: fail
Not be commie: fail
Enter helicopter properly: fail
Marry a human: fail
Not be a terrorist sympathizer: fail
Choose a family pet: fail
Not being a *forbidden*: fail
It is inevitable that he will fail because socialism has no effective answer to getting his head out of the drawer anytime soon. Congress would need to draft a massive bill, which no one will read, that creates a new department, that no one capable wants to head, that spends massive amounts of money, that no one has, to create a program, which no one understands, to generate work, which no one can effectively perform. So, they’ll spend about 250 mil to get his head out of the desk drawer only to get it more firmly lodged up his derriere, from whence it came from in the first place.
When Obama tries to explain how his presidency isn’t about destroying the very foundations of our Republic, thus pacifying the sheeple and quelling the brewing armed insurrection, I hope he fails.
When he gets his new fleet of Marine One helos, and goes to test-ride the first One off the ramp and it is *just* a smidge lower to the ground than “old” Marine One, and he tries to walk to the door, crouching down a bit so as not to lose 8 inches of cranium…I hope he fails.
What’s Black and White and Red all over and goes 1,000 mph? Obama’s head on the tip of a rotor blade.
Frank, I think you’ve got a good theme here. May I suggest creating a separate category for it and making it a regular feature?
Malkin is remembering your famous Obama Photoshop:
Photoshop Flashback
So, are you going to call it “Obama’s Fabulous Failures” ?
Speaking of failures, Gateway Pundit has a feature on:
The Obama Disaster– 50 Days That Changed the World
A lot of ‘failure’ material there.
I hope he fails to get out of the way fast enough when he interrupts M’Chel’s bat’leth practice session.
I agree with Harvey and since today is the International Day of Awesomeness I hereby declare this the most awesome topic of today!
When he tries to napalm a box of puppies, I hope he fails.
When Obama tries to lose the war against the Taliban, I hope he fails.
When THE OBAMA trys not to fall out of Marine One , Ihpoe he fails I’m old enough to remember Gerry Ford falling out of Marine One , and tripping on the steps of Air Force One. Commedy at it’s best
What do you mean hope? Lets look at the record.
Cabinet appointees: fail
Revive economy: fail
Find door knob on window: fail
Not be commie: fail
Enter helicopter properly: fail
Marry a human: fail
Not be a terrorist sympathizer: fail
Choose a family pet: fail
Not being a *forbidden*: fail
It is inevitable that he will fail because socialism has no effective answer to getting his head out of the drawer anytime soon. Congress would need to draft a massive bill, which no one will read, that creates a new department, that no one capable wants to head, that spends massive amounts of money, that no one has, to create a program, which no one understands, to generate work, which no one can effectively perform. So, they’ll spend about 250 mil to get his head out of the desk drawer only to get it more firmly lodged up his derriere, from whence it came from in the first place.
Obama heard that Jimmy Carter left a peanut way in the back of that drawer. Carter only got his head stuck for three days trying to reach it.
When Obama tries to explain how his presidency isn’t about destroying the very foundations of our Republic, thus pacifying the sheeple and quelling the brewing armed insurrection, I hope he fails.
When he gets his new fleet of Marine One helos, and goes to test-ride the first One off the ramp and it is *just* a smidge lower to the ground than “old” Marine One, and he tries to walk to the door, crouching down a bit so as not to lose 8 inches of cranium…I hope he fails.
What’s Black and White and Red all over and goes 1,000 mph? Obama’s head on the tip of a rotor blade.
now Thor: how do you really feel about THE OBAMA?