Random Thoughts

I bet less people would smoke if they just knew that cigarettes are bad for them.

So was Scare Force One a test run to Obama ramming the Statue of Liberty with his plane?

What this deal with “DijonGate”? I don’t care if the president is a homosexual, and I don’t think anyone else does either.

All these job losses mean that when Iran, North Korea, or the Taliban nuke a city, most of us should be safe at home.

Good line for Pelosi: “Yes, I heard about the waterboarding, but it was so traumatic I repressed it.”

Can they put caffeine directly in sugar and then make it consumable in pixie stick form, or might I as well go on hard drugs at that point?

When the A/C in the office makes us too cold, we turn on space heaters. Probably not the greenest solution.

My wife told me to cut an onion for the soup while she’s gone. She didn’t tell me it uses chemical warfare! My eyes! No other animal cuts and prepares onions; its chemical attacks are aimed solely at humans. It is our enemy.

Watching Wonderfalls. Viewing a doomed series on DVD is a bit like buying a terminally ill pet – best not to get too attached.

If we’re going to spend time pointing out the left are dicks every time they’re dicks, we’re not going to have time for any other message.

If we want to get back at the left, be awesome. They can’t do that.

14 Comments

  1. In the sidebar, SarahK is pointing two pistols at you, Frank. Does she do that every time she wants onions cut for the soup and then walk out on you while you suffer? That’s just mean.

  2. Veeshire
    Frank tried to win us over to that Dark Side of the Force known as Twitter. We nearly had to do an intervention or insurrection to get him to repent. Thou shalt not mention Twitter. I concider “Frank J’s Tweets” on the sidebar to be like a graven image and needs to be cast down.

  3. “Good line for Pelosi: “Yes, I heard about the waterboarding, but it was so traumatic I repressed it.””

    I’ve got this mental picture of a “film noir” Pelosi mopping her brow and tugging on her blouse collar under bright media lights:

    “Yeah, yeah, copper, I heard about the waterboardin’. But so what? You mugs has got nothin’ on me. It was so traumatic I repressed it. Yeah, that’s it. THAT’S the ticket! Now take yer waterboardin’ and dangle!”

  4. If we want to get back at the left, be awesome. They can’t do that.

    Agreed, but even though we’ve got Fred, Sarah, Cheney, Rush,…and well, GOD – it doesn’t seem to be working now that the inmates monkeys simians are in charge of all 3 branches plus the media, a Kenyan is in the WH, RINOs Dem-Wannabes are in the Congress undermining everything we do, and idiots/non-citizens/felons/children are voting.

    Besides, I’m tired of being called a racist by actual racists who are too close-minded to consider an “alternative” opinion.

    Time to thin the herd, Lord! Not that I’m telling Him what to do doncha know, just sayin.

    (LOL #3)

  5. #6 He hates Liberty so very much that every time he even sees a picture of the statue, he turns purple, splits his pants and makes out with Barney Frank. He gets angry then he goes all Gay Hulks. He is thinking of replacing it with the Statue of Marx or Simple a reproduction of him, on a larger scale, titled simply, “The Kenyan”

  6. #9 NunuyaB
    You reminded me of a classic joke Savage repeated today.
    Q: How do you make God laugh?
    A: Tell him your plan for the next five years…

    Personally, I enjoy my delusions of grandeur. It helps that my memory sucks.

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