Instead of reacting to each days news, I wonder if it would instead be more efficient to just do a daily joke about useless and ineffective as president Obama is?
Obama is so useless and ineffective as president that…
…if he got his head stuck in a bucket while locking himself in a hall closet, it would be his most productive day so far.
Any day that Obama spends locked in a closet with a bucket on his head is a good day for America.
What’s your definition of “ineffective”? He’s certainly effective at making America into a nation of slaves.
Perhaps, a better joke would be, “Obama is so unlike a Wise Latina Woman that he thinks the way to the heart of the Mexican ambassador is lunch at Taco Bell.”
Obama is so ineffective and out of touch with history and foreign customs and traditions, that, before visiting a foreign country and it’s dignitaries, he asks his staff questions like:
Obama: “Do think he’d like… an IPod? Ah… Um… Loaded up with my speeches? Or, maybe American music? How about some American movies? Does he like waffles?”
Gibbs: “Have you considered Aplets and Cotlets, sir?”
Obama: “What are those?”
Gibbs: “That disgusting candy made in Washington State. You can’t even eat just one.”
Obama: “Perfect. Hey, what about American fruit cake? We could give him a big block of that stuff.”
Gibbs: “That would be good, also, Mr. President.
Obama: “Done. Applets and Cotlets… and fruitcake. Tell Michelle to get something for his kids, too. And put it all in a nice decorative American bucket, I mean basket, made by native Americans. That’s a nice touch.”
Obama is so useless and ineffective as president that when he steps off the helicopter, the teleprompter catches him.
Obama is so ineffective, he is making Jimmuh Carter appear a foreigh policy genius.
foreigh = foreign
and forgive the inanity. Usually my comments about “The One” are obscene.
I love daily Obama jokes.
Obama So Stupid…
… If you replaced him with a cardboard cutout, his IQ would double.
… The first item on the stimulus bill was to repair the bridge to Honolulu
… He still thinks Jar Jar was ripped off when it came time to hand out the Oscars. Heck, he probably was the actor behind the CGI Jar Jar. That’s why the character had such big ears. And was such an idiot.
If the secret service accidentally replaced him with a cardboard cutout and no one noticed but the teleprompter, and it suddenly got carpal tunnel and couldn’t type, no one would notice but the world would suddenly be a better place. We could all get on with our lives like ducks after a storm.
I think Obama is doing a good job. Not great, but not bad either. He has a tendency to announce his plans before he hammers out the specifics and that bothers almost everyone. He seems to be too eager to be a great president early on that he’s losing sight of the need to think things out first. He’s doing a good job as a “care-taker” president though. Too early to tell how he will be though.
Oh, I only wish I could laugh. Someone (whether it is Obama or his puppetmaster) is very smart. They know exactly what they are doing to this country: ripping her and our Constitution to shreds. I only hope we can repair the damage he is doing in time for my children to enjoy this great country the way it was meant to be in their adult years.
Truth is, he is very effective in turning this country into a socialist wasteland.
O-bah-muhh is so useless and ineffective as president: because he’s had so much practice being a useless, ineffective husband/father.>>> it takes Nancy Pelosi,Harry Reid, and Joe Biden to make him look better.>>>atheists are proclaiming him to be God.
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Mark, a even better joke would be “Obama thinks the way to a newly elected Swedish politician is a iPod , filled with the top 10 albums of the week. That ironically, the Swede has easily gotten himself, yet still thanks the 0 for going so far on thinking outside the box.
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Frank J.,
Been using your bucket/closet joke all day ( with credit where credit is due!!)
It is REALLY pissing off the liberals I know!!!
#10 Algo2 – yeah O’Bama is doing such a great job as undertaker to the economy, not care taker – you silly silly goose.
Liberals love Obama because he is so useless and ineffective as president.
Obama as mocked by:
Foxworthy
You might be a President Obama if…you keep tryin to sneak Michelle into the barn for a nooner every time you hear “stimulus bailouts”
Jimmy Fallon
Obama is so useless…
he sits on the teleprompter and watches the couch
Dennis Miller
Obama is so inept at repainting the American canvas that he makes it look like Dali ran out of lobster tanks to give Xzibit to put in his Prius on Pimp My Ride.