Black Lantern Aquaman

I don’t know if any of you have been reading the Blackest Night series, but the new zombie Aquaman is actually kinda badass. He rips out someone’s heart and then has people torn apart by zombie sharks. It’s kinda like if you combined Fred Thompson and Aquaman… well, I guess you’d still have Fred Thompson because that’s like combining infinity and one. But if Fred Thompson crapped out the Aquaman part, then you’d have Black Lantern Aquaman punching out people’s hearts.

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  1. Actually, the correct name is Lantern Aquaman of Color

    That would be Lantern Aquaperson of Color

    Ahem…the “of Color” sobriquet is used as a term for all non-whites. So I was correct in my usage. Now if Frank had said “Brown Lantern Aquaman” you’d have a valid point…but you don’t!

    The “person” quantifier is used when the job or position may be held by either a male or female (of any sexual orientation). Therefore “Aquaman is perfectly acceptable although in this instance I’d accept “AquaSGM D/D Free non-smoker flexible”

  2. hwuu says:
    DamnCat= Sexist

    D’OH! Now I’ll be sent back to remedial re-education camp. 🙁

    FormerHostage says:
    “AquaSGM D/D Free non-smoker flexible”

    Can’t wait for the movie – it’ll be like Bruno meets Flipper.

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