I don’t know if any of you have been reading the Blackest Night series, but the new zombie Aquaman is actually kinda badass. He rips out someone’s heart and then has people torn apart by zombie sharks. It’s kinda like if you combined Fred Thompson and Aquaman… well, I guess you’d still have Fred Thompson because that’s like combining infinity and one. But if Fred Thompson crapped out the Aquaman part, then you’d have Black Lantern Aquaman punching out people’s hearts.
I love the randomness of this post. I’ve been wanting to pick up Blackest Night but I think I’m going to wait for the trade.
Fred Thompson farts bigger than Aquaman.
The real news here is not that FrankJ is still reading Aquaman. Oh, no.
The big news is that there is still an Aquaman character.
In America.
Barack Obama has already won.
[There hasn’t been an Aquaman series for a while. Aquaman is dead. -Ed.]
The CORRECT name is African-American Lantern Aquaman.
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Racist!
I’m so sick of the racism on this site.
Does Aquaman have scales like a Grouper or skin like a Bullhead? If he has scales it is…well…major nance alert! And if he has skin like a Bullhead…just…ewwww!
Actually, the correct name is Lantern Aquaman of Color
FormerHostage=racist
You kids with your comic books and your rock and roll and your Mad Magazine …
ROFL! My grandfather used to say that. True story!
Black Lantern Aquaman…. a minority, gay, and pro-enviroment. He must be from California. A must for Obama’s water czar.
That would be Lantern Aquaperson of Color
DamnCat= Sexist
Ahem…the “of Color” sobriquet is used as a term for all non-whites. So I was correct in my usage. Now if Frank had said “Brown Lantern Aquaman” you’d have a valid point…but you don’t!
The “person” quantifier is used when the job or position may be held by either a male or female (of any sexual orientation). Therefore “Aquaman is perfectly acceptable although in this instance I’d accept “AquaSGM D/D Free non-smoker flexible”
D’OH! Now I’ll be sent back to remedial re-education camp. 🙁
Can’t wait for the movie – it’ll be like Bruno meets Flipper.
Staring Zac Efron and Charlie the Tuna.