A man dressed as a ninja wielding nunchucks was shouting about beating up Joe Lieberman. So, if you wondered what a Daily Kos diarist would do if he got out of his parents’ basement, now you know. In a way, Daily Kos is doing us a service, keeping these people busy in their little corner of the internets so they stay off the streets.
I bet a pirate could easily beat that ninja, though.
But what if it was a NINJA PIRATE attacking a regular ole pirate?? Who would win that smart guy? Better Still who would win Chuck Norris vs. Fred Thompson?
Would have been better if a guy in a pirate suit HAD pummeled him.
Lucky thing he didn’t write his threats on a golf course or the secret service would have to investigate.
Ninjas beat pirates every time. and Chuck would beat Fred. Fred could beat Chuck but he is lazy.
(hwuu waits defiantly to be banned)
This is so simple it drives me crazy.
PIRATES HAVE GUNS.
Pirates > Ninjas
Why would a Daily Kos diarist ever leave his parents’ basement? It’s not like he’d have to go to a job.
The Free Credit Report Dot Com pirates could conceivably be beat by a kosninja. But it would be a truly pathetic spectacle.
But you dont have time to shoot when your ambushed by sneaky ninjas. A well designed ambush uses stealth to deliver immediate lethality to any in the zone. Now a pirate isnt going to sneak up on nuthin with those clunky boots and a squawkin parrot. Besides most pirates are blind in one eye which increases their blind spots and subsequent susceptibility to ambush.
Oh dear, is there widespread flooding of basements in CT? Has FEMA been called in?
That’s no ninja. It’s the distraction. There’s nothing more conspicuous than a a grown man in pajamas jumping around while trying not to be seen.
Yoshi Katahama has learned the first lesson of how not to be seen: Do not stand up.
TerribleTroy, why do you think pirates carry parrots around? To detect ninjas!
Additionally, pirates stay at sea. Ninjas can’t swim. Worse, they can’t take the balmy climate of the Caribbean.
Pirates > Ninjas
Could it have been Mr. Kos himself? He’s as a nutroot, a wannabe pirate, and a wannabe ninja. (And he does not like Lieberman.) Or did Charles Johnson finally lose it?
Arrr , pirates must hoist a flag ‘er ye can be struk. A sneaky ninja just creeps up and, WAM katana across the chest.
A pirate must tell you “en gard ye land lubbin scally wag” ere ye can be struck. A sneaky ninja just creeps up and, WAM katana across the chest.
Arrrr Mancuso Ninja > Pirate.
Famous Pirate = Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp)
Famous Ninja = Bruce Lee
There is no way in a million years that Bruce Lee would lose a fight with Johnny Dep. Ain’t gonna happen!
Speaking of unleashed, has anyone seen Joe Biden lately? Or has he been put down like a rabid dog?
Maybe not, Deafdog, but Sparrow’s got a gun. And contrary to what movies say, guns > martial arts. Otherwise, the 2nd Amendment wouldn’t matter.
Question: How much nun could a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nun?
Answer: Nun.
Therefore, pirate > ninja. QED.
Seriously,
A ninja with a gun would be AWESOME!
I see, Deafdog, that you’ve never heard of Edward Teach, Calico Jack Rackham, Henry Morgan, Francois L’Ollonais (“The Flail of the Spaniards”), or the one Somali guy who went to college with Obama.
Besides the fact that “he” was (supposedly) Chinese (Ninjas are Japanese), everyone knows that “Bruce Lee” is just an urban legend. Afterall, certain people claim that “Bruce Lee” bested Chuck Norris in battle. These people are now dead, but, regardless, there’s no such thing as a creature capable of besting Chuck Norris.
Pirates > Ninjas
Speaking of Nutroots…
(UP story) Linda Brown, 44, went into a Burlington Coat Factory store in Columbus, Ohio and announced that she had won the lottery and would buy everyone in the store up to $500 worth of stuff.
Hours later when the police arrived, there were 500 people in the store and 1000 more waiting outside.
Linda Brown hadn’t won any lottery and had no money.
She was arrested on 3 outstanding warrants and is being held for a mental health evaluation.
Either she’s a Royal Nutroot or the perfect candidate for Obama’s Consumers goods Czar.
At sea, in daylight: Pirates > Ninjas.
On land, at night: Ninjas > Pirates.
Joe-Mental
Chuck Norris vs. Fred Thompson? They wouldn’t fight. Fred would just chuckle and hand Chuck a cigar.
Why do the Nutroots hate the last true “Liberal” in American politics?
Pirates carry guns.
Modern pirates carry modern guns.
You don’t kung fu an AKM74.
In a fight between Chuck Norris and Fred Thompson, the winner would be Sarah Palin.
Are you kidding? We were able to take out some pirates even with Obama in office. The ninja would win easily.
Well, actually that specific ninja would be honor-killed by his clan for being an idiot, so he’s dead anyway.
off-topic, I would love to see a post/review about the new tv show “The Middle” about life in middle America. More subtle humor-isms then jokes or gags. Not really conservative politically but its refreshingly not liberal. If you grew up working class in the mid-west like i did you may have many flashbacks.
We cant keep complaining about the liberal media if we don’t support fair or conservative shows. Story wise its pretty similar to Malcolm in the middle but, a different sort of humor. Probably wont go get 10 seasons or be the greatest show ever. But this show is like a goofy version of the wire for the corn-belt. Just finished the third episode and they keep getting better so lets hope.
Pirates vs. Ninjas?
I’m not sure, but as long as no one brings up that Photoshop from last fall’s campaign of “McCain With A Rusty Cutlass,” I’m good….
…oh heck, I’m feeling bold today.
Daily Kos diarists parents houses don’t have basements! They have tires!
As the local head of the ninja union I got to tell you, this guy was no ninja, we adapt and overcome. My guess is a real ninja was using him as a distraction for something far sneakier. Also, modern ninjas use modern weapons, we still have the swords and shurikens because they’re just badass, but we have nothing against a little bang-bang in the right time and place.
Snake Eyes > Somalian Pirates
Guffy & Marko,
21st Century Ninjas are trained in modern weaponry in addition to being super sneaky and having the way cool all-black wardrobe. If the battle is at sea, then, perhaps, the Pirate would have a ‘sea leg’ advantage. On land, however, the ninja would thump the pirate.