“That’s not possible.”
“We just doon’t have the powerr.”
“He’s dead, Jim.”
“He’s worse than dead. His (random) brain is gone!”
“She’s gonna blow. I’m dead anyway.”
“Is this a dead man, doctor?”
“Very dead, Mr. Spock.”
“What is it with you?”
I was once tagged with the mission to write 8 random thoughts and pass it on to 7 friends.
I first questioned how it was I was to determine the randomness of the thoughts. Because if I chose ththe next 8 things I thought of, it would by definition make them non-random. Indeed, was I to list many, many thoughts and select from them randomly, without replacement?
Then I realized that the thoughts could in fact be thoughts about randomness, and that they didn’t have to be my thoughts (as there was nothing mentioned about the originality of the thoughts).
Then I realized that I didn’t actually have 7 friends, or at least not 7 friends I’d like to lose by forcing them to engage in such an exercise.
Of ‘n>1’ random utterances, the first, by definition, would also seem to be a non sequitur IFF “something does not follow from nothing” is true. But what if it’s false?
I have a random thought. All women over 50 should have their vocal chords fixed so they laugh like Phyllis Diller. It’ll remind them that they can’t go around pretending they’re 18 again.
I guess the last post about Carter and Obama contains so much built in boggusity and stupisity it nearly wiped out Frank’s awesomeness. Nearly. Note iI said nearly.
Only one cure for no thoughts, random or otherwise: Cartoon Marathon!
Well, doing ‘shrooms will give you some thoughts, but they might not be your own.
Sure, Phyllis Diller – I remember her.
Had a husband name Fang.
Told her kids she didn’t mind if they drew in the dust on the furniture, as long as they didn’t include the date.
Early pioneer in the field of Extreme Plastic Surgery.
Had so much crud in her oven she could only bake one cupcake at a time.
I think she was my 4th grade teacher.
That’s OK, Barack. We’ll put some up on the teleprompter for you anyway.
“That’s not possible.”
“We just doon’t have the powerr.”
“He’s dead, Jim.”
“He’s worse than dead. His (random) brain is gone!”
“She’s gonna blow. I’m dead anyway.”
“Is this a dead man, doctor?”
“Very dead, Mr. Spock.”
“What is it with you?”
When all else fails, revert to Star Trek quotes.
FrankJ has turned into a “liberal”. We must find a cure for this disease before WE suffer the fate of no more lolOdisgrace or random thoughts.
Bucking for a job in the Obama administration?
*shakes monitor* …….”Concentrate and ask again”
I was once tagged with the mission to write 8 random thoughts and pass it on to 7 friends.
I first questioned how it was I was to determine the randomness of the thoughts. Because if I chose ththe next 8 things I thought of, it would by definition make them non-random. Indeed, was I to list many, many thoughts and select from them randomly, without replacement?
Then I realized that the thoughts could in fact be thoughts about randomness, and that they didn’t have to be my thoughts (as there was nothing mentioned about the originality of the thoughts).
Then I realized that I didn’t actually have 7 friends, or at least not 7 friends I’d like to lose by forcing them to engage in such an exercise.
I think I ruined the game.
Visit a Hallmark card store. They have thousands of ready-to-think thoughts.
Maybe you need us to seed the thought process a bit.
Consider First Lady Palpatine.
Is it possible to be a Sith Lord and a terminator in the same universe?
Darth bamaaaaah: *heavy breaths* you have kept your wealth for the last time worker *heavy breaths* I will raise your taxes *heavy breaths*
first orc: Does this belt make me look ridiculous?
harry the midget: (in best swartzenwhatever voice) we must make illegals legal, we have them vote now!
I have a thought. It is yours for a penny, to reverse an old saying.
Here’s a random thought for O’Troll:
Of ‘n>1’ random utterances, the first, by definition, would also seem to be a non sequitur IFF “something does not follow from nothing” is true. But what if it’s false?
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I have a random thought. All women over 50 should have their vocal chords fixed so they laugh like Phyllis Diller. It’ll remind them that they can’t go around pretending they’re 18 again.
I guess the last post about Carter and Obama contains so much built in boggusity and stupisity it nearly wiped out Frank’s awesomeness. Nearly. Note iI said nearly.
Racism. That’s all you ever think about, you cracker.
Only one cure for no thoughts, random or otherwise: Cartoon Marathon!
Well, doing ‘shrooms will give you some thoughts, but they might not be your own.
I had no thoughts, random or otherwise.
Keep it up and you may have a future in management, or perhaps politics.
Pearls to swine. You fecks don’t even know who Phyllis Diller is, do you?
Goddam kids.
Sure, Phyllis Diller – I remember her.
Had a husband name Fang.
Told her kids she didn’t mind if they drew in the dust on the furniture, as long as they didn’t include the date.
Early pioneer in the field of Extreme Plastic Surgery.
Had so much crud in her oven she could only bake one cupcake at a time.
I think she was my 4th grade teacher.
Re: “I had no thoughts, random or otherwise. Please check again tomorrow.”
Welcome to my world.