Somehow a gorilla (scientific name Gorilla gorilla, subspecies gorilla) got his hands on a Nintendo DS:
"My brain age is 80?!"
They say a kid dropped it in there, and I just hope that’s true. What’s the other possibility? That he ordered it through Amazon?
We need to take more measure to make sure technology doesn’t fall into the hands of monkeys — call it the Heston Law or something. We all have to remain vigilant if we want to prevent a planet of the apes.
Yeah but what game is he/she playing?
Get your hands off me you damn dirty ape!
Sincerely, The DS
Dang! Jimbo beat me to it!
Oh c’mon, he had to be playing Donkey Kong. Geez.
I’m kind of torn on the whole Gorrillacracy idea.
Where do they stand on net neutrality, cap and trade, illegal immigration, taxes and Obama-care?
If they’re on my side, I’d vote Magilla over McCain any day.
Have you been around the general population in blue state much lately? Apes would be an improvement.
Actually, I’ve gotten several things from Amazon that I didn’t order.
Gourmet dog food, expensive collars, picture books on canine anatomy…
I don’t own a dog.
Well, not anymore, anyway.
Hey, not everybody in a blue state is bad, NY is only a blue state because of NYC. If you look at a map by county, NY is mostly red. Which I why I support NYC being it’s own state. The Repubs would get two more senators, and we would take almost half the electoral college votes too. That and I would pay lower taxes.
Anyone else find the devotion of the apes in Planet of the Apes to Science! disturbing?
I wouldn’t mind unleashing the ldeath-laser wedling killer apes on Dc, California, Chicago, and a few other locations. I take note that the ape has figured out how to turn it on. He has now taken a DS further than Biden has.
@ray, yea right away I realized I should have said any crowded city or suburb. Of course there are humans even there but they are well outnumbered by the cackling hyenas and packs of jackals.
Just this morning I said to my wife I feel like we have fallen in the monkey cage at the zoo. And right now I live in the most crime free and reddest states in the nation. Either crap has really gone down hill or I just started paying closer attention. When did the Jerry springer show become life?
Specifically I was thinking about the way the kids responded to this worried father. The real problem is that this is the new normal. There is a serious culture rot among kids these days. Its already there, its already done. As they get older and more of them go through those awful school systems they will become a larger and larger part of society. Nothing on the horizon that shows any change of it. Lets just hope Jesus or a strong plague gets here before all these kids are old enough to vote.
http://hotair.com/archives/2010/09/21/video-the-obligatory-dad-goes-nuts-on-kids-who-are-bullying-his-daughter-clip/
Not to worry, as this photo shows…they haven’t even invented pants yet!
“C’mon, Dad – give it back – l wanna play!”
“Sorry, boy – too much violent content. Yeah! Yeah! Die Beeotch!”
Those crafty Japs just never give up do they? First Pearl Harbor, and now they’re using their technology to turn apes against us. We should have dropped more bombs when we had the chance.
Overheard in the cage:
“Aww Damn … YOU BLEW IT UP!!!!”
“Stop being so ‘Heston’ and quit cussing , Son.
You’ll get your turn.”
Don’t even think of mentioning the ape and Obama in the same post!
Opps, too late, Veeshir already did.
hey, I dunno if I should take this up you or wordpress, but lately when I visit your site in firefox it loads up the mobile version and the “exit mobile version” button doesn’t do anything. I tried loading it up in internet explorer and it looked fine, and after opening up the homepage link at the top in a new firefox tab that looked fine, so I guess eventually it goes back to normal, but its been happening a lot more often recently (like 3rd time this week) and I thought I should mention it.
This is how it begins.
This is how it ends…
Hope the batteries run out before he starts
riding horses and dissecting humans.
Maybe it’s a GPS and he’s trying to find Ape City. You know, there’s always been speculation as to where exactly Ape City was. Clearly, it wasn’t New
York, as that was destroyed. But if you watch the original, when Cornelius breaks out the maps and says “We’re here…” he’s clearly indicating somewhere in New Jersey – most likely Newark. I mean, come on. just drive through there (in the daytime) – it’s GOTTA be Newark.
Hey, take it easy on Chimps! He works in Microsoft Tech Support’s Help Desk…
@txgecko, usually with Firefox when this blog loads slow I know it’s time to close the browser and re-start my computer. Of course I have to wait for the gorilla to finish reading HuuPo first.
No point in fighting it.. Planet of the Apes is fated to happen.. If you’d watched the four sequels you’d already know that.. That little ones probably Milo saying ‘Mama, mama..give me back my Nintendo”
you can tell, byt there being a baby gorilla, that this is a femail, she is using the DS as a compact -duh. 🙂
Man, those Obamas must own a lot of shares in Norelco….
guess I’ll look into the cookies than. Thanks!
whoops that should be *then