Steven Crowder is back and says he’ll have a new video every week again. I’m guessing that’s more empty promises just like we get from Obama. But here’s his new one where he shows us one of the wealthiest 2% who will be affected by rescinding the Bush tax cuts:

A recommended diary on Daily Kos was going on about how Republicans are totalitarian and soon there will be death squads. It also recommends that liberals get more belligerent. And there is a poll on whether Republicans can be “Americanized” in which the majority voted “No” (and if they can’t be “Americanized”, that means what for them).

So, does this mean we need to fear violence from liberals? No, because they’re sissies. When they start talking violence — other than the occasional wacko — it just means more whining and screaming we have to put up with. Still, I think it’s worth looking at the ridiculousness of the idea of conservatives forming death squads. Let’s say conservatives one day decided to kill all the liberals. How would that work?

“Hey, let’s kill all the liberals.”

“Okay. Then what do want to do for dinner afterwards?”

I mean really, there are way more conservatives than liberals plus we have pretty much all the guns (on the account of the not being sissy). If conservatives wanted to kill all liberals, it would be a pretty simple thing. But we won’t, because it just seems mean and wrong. Also, it would be unconstitutional (well, it is if you’re a strict constructionist; if you believe in a living constitution, slaughtering all liberals if supported — if not recommended — under the Commerce Clause). So, rest easy, liberals. As long as we conservatives don’t feel like being too mean and as long as no one pokes too many holes in the Constitution, you can sleep without worry of slaughter.

Hippie punching is another matter entirely, though.

You ever wonder if Meghan McCain is kinda… well… stupid. Like there’s there’s smart things to say, and she always says things other than those.

On This Week this week, the round table had her and George Will, who combined together have the intellectual capacity of George Will. She criticized Christine O’Donnell because young people — and Meghan knows young people because she are one — are really concerned O’Donnell is not qualified enough to be Senator. And it’s true, because what I keep hearing from young people is, “I’m like real concerned that some people totally aren’t qualified enough to be Senator who are like running for Senator. But not my dad the Senator.”

Anyway, here’s Glenn Beck interviewing Meghan McCain. I don’t think she comes off well.

So MeggieMac is kind of a pea brain who is convinced that she has some radical new agenda for the Republicans along the lines of “Republicans need to like attract more young people. Yay gays!” And I’m sure Republicans will look into it after they get trounced in November for ignoring her.

When CNN finally pulls the plug on on their Parker-Spitzer show, here’s my idea for the next freak show: Meghan McCain plus a crazed hobo discuss the news of the day. Or Meghan McCain and Blagojevich if no hobo wants to do it.

It’s Christine O’Donnell autotuned:

If politicians were smart, they’d pre-autotune their ads before releasing them, because political ad are usually just the boring “blah blah blah I’m for this” and the “blah blah blah my opponent is against that”. So other than the occasional one with a guy walking around with a gun, they’re hardly worth our time.

Also, I’d like to see a political ad with kung fu.