With a middlename of Buttercup, you’d think we wouldn’t need nicknames, but we already have Cuppers, Cup-Cup, Cupperbutt, and Pumpkin Belly.
Hmm… seems like my thoughts are becoming less random. Maybe it’s all this new responsibility. I’m sure it will pass.
Just try to remember:
Those are all cute nicknames when she’s a baby, but when she’s 14, they will all give her a complex if spoken in front of her friends. They could, however, provide the perfect blackmail.
Don’t worry Frank-after several weeks of sleepless nights, every one of your thoughts will be random.
Have I missed something, or have you actually named this baby?
I would think the middle initial should be “J” or “K” – or maybe “A.”
15 years from now, High School, kids gathered in front of their lockers…”hey here comes Cupperbutt, everyone look busy…”
I always liked “Pumpkin Dumpling” as a nickname.
I foresee a message thread in 16 years that goes something like this:
Type into the Google search box: Buttercup is a
Hey, it worked for Obama.
If you run out of Random Thoughts, Frank, you could always try Non Sequiturs.
Not fair, Jimmy. I thought that was my speciality.
I refer to my twin boys as “Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum” and let them fight over who is “dum”. When they are going through their teen angst time they get referred to as the Badditude Boy(s).
Cupperbutt is just plain funny though. Save that for when she misbehaves and isn’t holding a gun…
Under Mbo, her nickname will be “low fat non-hydrongenized spread cup”.
My wife has her pet names for our kids, and I have “dammit, boys!”
Never call her Cuppertbutt around the lads when she’s in her teens. They might mistake it for an instruction, and then you’d have to explain your reaction to the District Attorney later on.
You forgot “Peanut” …that’s what Pappy calls her!
I think it’s kinda wrong all of you should be making jabs at Buttercup. Remember, we’re here for Frank.
Burma, you hold his head. WC, you work his abs. Jimmy, all points south.
Don’t get back to me till lunch. And I want a half sour dill.
What are you waiting for, an invitation?! Go!
It most assuredly will not pass.
I’d be careful calling her Cuppers at any time remotely close to puberty. Just sayin….
Glad to see you are avoiding “Butters”. That is just a little too ‘South Park’ for me.