I like Joe Miller’s new ad:
It seems this should be a very easy decision for Alaskan voters. You have an actual conservatives with accomplishments in his life versus some useless twit who was given the Senate seat by her daddy. Oh, and I guess there is also a Democrat in the running, though I don’t know his/her name.
Anyway, Alaska can’t survive having useless twits as Senator. This isn’t Delaware; it’s up there by itself with Russia on one side and Canada on the other (the Twilight Zone version of the U.S.). Any day now, it may have to mount a defense against crazed Russians and weird Canadians (if they bite you, do you become one?). So do they want a Senator who is a veteran or the entitled, weasel-faced daughter of another entitled, career politician.
The usual way to get rid of a sucky Republican is to elect a Democrat — like Obama — but that’s no good, obviously. It would be nice to be able to use primaries to get rid of sucky Republicans, but they apparently just don’t go away that easily since they’re too useless to find other jobs outside of politics. Maybe we need to add a new law that when an incumbent loses in the Republican primary, he is then fired out of a cannon never to be seen from again (with an implied endorsement of the winner).
Wow. A lot of my solutions to problems seem to involve firing people out of cannons. Well, if it ain’t broke…
A RINO entrenchedpoliticain who won’t die, has obivious Canadaian leftie influence, and one bite can convert you? I didn’t know Canadians sparkle.
Time to move the mexi-cannon up north.
Imagine Joe Miller leading a bayonet charge of Castner’s Cutthroats. The Ruskies and the Canucks would flee in abject terror.
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And I congratulate myself for making a cool WWII reference before Marko.
We have Canuckcannons here in Minnesota. We didn’t mess around either. We went with railguns so that they were fired deep into Canada. Some might even have ended up on the Moon so we should nuke that soon!
Frank, have you seen this about Sarah Palin’s new TV show??
http://video.hollywoodreporter.com/services/player/bcpid6555681001?bctid=636748862001
I live up here in Alaska, near anchorage. Beautiful this time of year—getting a bit of a dusting of snow flurries tonight.
But yeah, that TV show with the Palin family, looks interesting. . .
Has anyone one here seen the trailer for the show? I’ve seen on television earlier today and it seems primarily to focus on the scenery up here and the inner workings of the non-political Palin family. Like, for example, there was this one scene where mamma grizzly Palin was engaging in verbal confutation with one of her grizzle cubs—growling to her innocent daughter that “no boys allowed upstairs.” Oh kids, aren’t they adorable? It’s only too bad that momma Palin’s older, more lustful, minx cub didn’t apperceive this warning. From grizzle cub to a momma grizzly herself! It is just so sad that she is going to hell for being a fornicating sinner. God bless that bastard child though, of who is the result of his mother’s mortal sin. Poor Levi, no man should be treated like that by his woman.
Dear Mr. Boehner,
I couldn’t help but notice that missing from your release stating your intentions for America’s future was any mention of “term limits”. Was this merely an oversight, or were you still working on the term limit provision when the document was released, and figured you’d release it even though it wasn’t actually complete? (kinda like Microsoft does with Windows)
I’d like to suggest one (1) as the maximum terms anyone should serve in the House or Senate. Incidentally, I notice you’ve served more than that, so please make plans to support a conservative successor to take your place when your current term ends…preferably a REAL conservative with actual leadership qualities and some fresh ideas.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
SoB
#5 – Tim, I know there’s a shortage of women in Alaska, but don’t let your frustration at your status as a beta male make you bitter.