We need something like this, but for the ladies. Is there an animal that’s dangerous to tread on that can be analogous to “lady junk”? Maybe a porcupine?
Next time I fly, I’m wearing pajamas and bedroom slippers. With nothing underneath. I’ll skip the scanner and just drop the pants while loudly screaming, “HOPE YOU”RE HAPPY!”
With our PC gov involved we will also need the ambiguous singled out for Pat or Pat? pats. Janet Napolitano or almost any Obama officials silhouette will do. Before the week is out we will have video of some… uhh, one saying “If you find my junk, don’t touch it.”
I saw a picture of Janet Napolitano. For some reason I don’t think she wants to touch my junk. I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’, if you know what I’m sayin’! As for you women, not so much…
NEW YORK — The FBI has raided three hippy punching funds, part of a widening investigation of suspicions of pervasive insider hippy punching in the $1.7 trillion hippy punching industry.
The funds include Diamondback Capital Management LLC and Level Global Investors LP, two Connecticut funds run by former managers of Steven Cohen’s SAC Capital Advisors.
The raids come as federal dinosaures with rocket launchers prepare to unveil a series of new insider trading cases against hippy punching funds, consultants, and Wall Street bankers. (I think Marco is right…as this material is starting to wear a little thin)
I really like how Iowahawk and I Own the World added in the rubber gloves.
Don’t know about you guys but pretty accurate representation of the magnitude of my junk. Hey, someone had to say it!
Key West airport must be hopping.
We need something like this, but for the ladies. Is there an animal that’s dangerous to tread on that can be analogous to “lady junk”? Maybe a porcupine?
Is there an animal that’s dangerous to tread on that can be analogous to “lady junk”?
A saber-toothed pussy cat?
http://robomonkey.wordpress.com/2010/11/18/presenting-sing-along-with-airport-security/
I’m disappointed. I thought one of you guys would be all over this. No pun intended, ewuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I like ’em both. And they’re pervy and suggestive in their own way, another plus.
I hear that in Bay Area airports the passengers don’t wait to be asked by the TSA for “enhanced screening”, they just volunteer.
You’re welcome to sort through my junk but just don’t mess with my tools!
Next time I fly, I’m wearing pajamas and bedroom slippers. With nothing underneath. I’ll skip the scanner and just drop the pants while loudly screaming, “HOPE YOU”RE HAPPY!”
Iplan to have bil money available.
Kudos to Wacky Hermit! Well done!
Maybe they’ll have a trickle-down effect as an economic, errr, stimulus…
http://blogs.chron.com/nickanderson/archives/and111810b21.html
With our PC gov involved we will also need the ambiguous singled out for Pat or Pat? pats. Janet Napolitano or almost any Obama officials silhouette will do. Before the week is out we will have video of some… uhh, one saying “If you find my junk, don’t touch it.”
Hmmm, I think these would work best as tee-shirts. Just a thought!
I saw a picture of Janet Napolitano. For some reason I don’t think she wants to touch my junk. I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’, if you know what I’m sayin’! As for you women, not so much…
I don’t pet cats.
BTW, ladies don’t have “junk” – unless they’re liberals, in which case they have “trash.”
don’t taze my junk bro!
Is that a bomb or are you happy to see me?
Psst, Omar come look at this guy….must be a democrat.
Harvey, since Frank is unable to provide us with thoughts and since you and Basil have jobs, might I suggest an open thread of sorts for the week?
NEW YORK — The FBI has raided three hippy punching funds, part of a widening investigation of suspicions of pervasive insider hippy punching in the $1.7 trillion hippy punching industry.
The funds include Diamondback Capital Management LLC and Level Global Investors LP, two Connecticut funds run by former managers of Steven Cohen’s SAC Capital Advisors.
The raids come as federal dinosaures with rocket launchers prepare to unveil a series of new insider trading cases against hippy punching funds, consultants, and Wall Street bankers. (I think Marco is right…as this material is starting to wear a little thin)
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