Liberals have a great idea: Let’s take children’s toys and destroy them in front of them!
You know how conservatives tried that “compassionate conservatism” thing? With liberals and their over the top hatred for people who disagree with them like Sarah Palin and Tea Partiers, they’re desire to kill inconvenient babies, and how they like to take Happy Meals from children and now smash toys in front of them, do you think liberals will ever try out “compassionate liberalism”?
Yeah, I know: “Shut up, wingnut!”
Hey, I got something compassionate right here for your dumb monkey face!
What a crock of politically correct s**t this story is. Except the story of Malik Hall; pretty cool…he shot the little weasel who wouldn’t return his toy truck. Way to go kid. Perhaps his mom who the story says is twenty-six and is the mother of six (and he’s eight) should consider teaching him about the dangers of overpopulation.
Oh man, those linked stories are sicko.
Show me a boy who doesn’t grow-up with cap guns, water pistols, BB guns, etc., leading up to their first 22 – and properly taught about guns the whole way – and I’ll show you a wuss as an adult (at least about guns). I armed both my boys with BB/pellet rifles at the 11/12 years old. Today, they are both extensive gun owners and excellent shots and one (the Army pilot) is fond of saying, “Guns don’t kill people. Helicopter pilots with guns kill people.”
WOW!
Before you nuke the moon, maybe you could test out the nukes on Providence. You know, to make sure they work.
And to kill all the wussies in Rhode Island.
And, really, who is going to even miss Rhode Island and all of its obvious wussiness?
Man, liberals hate kids. If any kids are lucky enough to get past the liberal pro-abortion drive and make it through birth, more liberals are there waiting to make sure those kids can’t have any snacks, candy, soda, can’t play with any toys they might actually want to play with, can’t watch any television that’s not “educational.”
Take away kid’s toy gun and he will grow up to be a community organizer.
I’ve got a compassionate left AND right for their dumb monkey faces.
After reading some of the Yankee comments I am mighty proud to be from the South.
Maybe Malik’s mom and the Burger King lawsuit mom can get together and have a Pelosi fest.
This is so stupid.
The kids only turn in old, broken guns. Then they sell the stuff they get in exchange to buy new better guns.
They can just cross the border into states with lax toy gun laws, like Virginia, and buy all the high-powered, high-capacity toy guns they want.
These programs do nothing to shut down private sales that take place at toy gun shows or out of the back of a little red wagon at the schoolyard.
What we need is mandatory toy gun owner training and a national registry of toy guns.
And the evidence for liberalism being a mental disease just keeps growing and growing.
When I was a kid I had so many toy guns I’d often supply BOTH sides of our pretend wars. God we had fun. I used to always reserve the toy Tommy Gun and M-1 Garand for myself, natch. And stuff a toy pistol or two in my belt, for good measure. I looked like Pancho Villa at times. And still with all those toy guns I’ve yet to shoot anybody or go on a multi-state shooting spree.
They could have my toy guns after they pried them from my cold, dead hands.
Makes me proud that my boys have and use their Vulcan Nerf machine guns and Longshot rifles with matching Nerf tactical vests – I love the smell of Nerf in the morning. Hooah!!
Random Toy Gun Thought:
I wish we’d had super soakers and the like back in the 60s when I was a kid. All we had was these dinky little water pistols. I could pee further than those lame things could shoot water. Man, we would have had some fun with todays more potent water guns. Science!
PI – I fondly remember my Thompson-style water gun with the drum magazine/reservoir (ca. 1967). You could shoot that thing all day without reloading.
They’ve got to go the final step. You can take away their toy guns, but they’ll still do the thumb and forefinger pistol. These liberals need to remove the kids’ fingers so this won’t happen.
Bantha, the story made me question my choice of presents for my nephews. I almost got them Nerf Stampede’s (I like the clip reloading system). Mebbe I should have gone that route, but I did get them RC IR battling tanks (M4A3 Sherman v. Tiger Mk. 1). It’ll be a fun Christmas.
This is the wonderful lesson that she wants to teach poor Dominic? I’m just speechless in the face of that. Poor Dominic; where is Child Protective Services? Oh, they’re applauding this.
Man oh man oh man – If that isn’t the whole core of liberalism right there!
Man, kids these days really aren’t going to have much of a life. I’m really glad I grew up when I did. All those rides in the back of the pickup, standing up behind the cab…
Burgermeister Meisterburger would be proud.
Burma, i like the Stampede. The Vulcan is powered and uses a 25 round ammo belt. Makes for a fun afternoon – oh and the nerf darts whistle as they whiz past your head. I use two 6 round Nerf revolvers and a longshot – from my office, i can hit my kids anywhere. I even got my fiance’s nephews into the Nerf gear – its great. I just recently got some airsoft guns, letting them have limited access to these, then I will allow them to use my pellet guns, and then work up to the actual handgun, and then the rifle – its a PROGRESSIVE thing. 🙂
My friends and I invented a game called “Rock”.
You both find a rock, about as big as you can safely lift over your head.
Whoever can throw their rock the farthest goes first.
You pick up your rock, and drop it on top of your friends rock.
Always play the rock where it lays.
When your rock stops moving, your friend picks up his rock and smashes it down on top of your rock.
Play continues until one rock has lost over half its mass, through chipping and clean fractures.
Then go get another rock.
Good exercise, good training in trajectories, vectors, and spotting hidden flaws, and inspired a lifelong interest in geology – I learned to spot the hardest rocks.
Try heaving a rock into their pansy toy-crushing gizmo!
There big example on the dangers of children playing with toy guns was a 14 year old who almost got shot by the police, when he had an air pistol. I am going to guess this was a air soft gun, that he intentionally painted over the red tip, and was using in the commission of a crime as part of some gang activity. An eight year old with a bright colored toy gun is not likely to almost get shot by the cops on accident.
I remember when GI Joe was popular in the 80s, and it would drive the liberals mad. I remember being in school, and having to read these stupid little “Weekly Readers” about how some attention whore mother was having her child organize these mass burials of war toys and my liberal teacher making us all feel bad about liking war toys. I remember a bunch of the snotty little girls in class going along with it. I also remember every boy in the class telling them to shut their freaking faces at recess. Trying to ban war toys led to more school yard violence, then the actual toys ever could.
Also, I remember feeling funny about them calling them war toys, when every sane person in the world called them army toys. It wasn’t until later that I learned liberals liked giving things scary labels.
I grew up with a BB Gun at age 8, a 410 shot gun at age 12 and a 12 gauge Remington automatic at age 15! The Remington kicked like a horse but I loved it! Ventilated rib and all!!! Also had a 22 lever action to hunt vermin…
At my parents’ house, we still have a closet full of weapons. There’s got to be 2-3 dozen cap guns, nerf guns, water guns, plastic guns, wooden guns, paintball guns, and airsoft guns of all types. There’s a whole collection of swords including plastic rapiers, cardboard broadswords (with unmatching plastic armor), and even a sword-cane. Then there’s boxes of G.I. Joes with lots of guys and vehicles with all their spring loaded plastic missle launchers.
All that stuff was awesome to play with as a kid. If I ever have kids, I plan I arming the boys with toy guns and other weapons from an early age! (and real ones from a slightly older age.)
So if giving a little boy a toy gun will turn him into a blood crazed maniac someday, will giving a little girl a doll turn her into an unwed teenage mother someday?
I am proud that my three boys all own and play with those super sweet nerf guns. I just got my first airsoft gun the other day and cant wait until I take my boys to the local field for their first game. I remember my first BB gun and how much time my Dad spent with me teaching marksmanship and safety. Came in handy when it was time to qualify with my rifle in the Marines.
I think it is funny that this happened in Providence. They can destroy all the toy guns that they want, but right down the street in Pawtucket, Hasbro will keep shipping them in by the boat load. Gotta love living in a free society.
You know, I bet this whole thing back fires on them. These kids are going to be the strongest proponents of gun rights ever, when they get older just because of these idiots. They will be buying guns later in life and they will be strongly defending their rights to own them.
Keep it up, libtards!