You can now edit the US map on Google. Probably going to be someone’s full time job to restore New Jersey every time it’s deleted.
Charles Mason breaks twenty year silence? I thought he was only fired from MSNBC a few months ago.
This year, the White House is going to have children hunt for non-existent Easter eggs. It’s symbolic.
“Hey, I came to praise Caesar, not to bury him. I don’t do manual labor.”
A triumphant Buttercup after trying solid foods for the first time.
Next you should photograph her reaction to trying alcohol for the first time. See if that gets as big a smile.
That is awesome cute! It also looks like a left hook to the nads! When you make contact with the nads, twist and snap your punch, Buttercup! Good girl! Boy it’s a good thing she looks like her mommy! Killer smile too! She’s got her first rod pictured in her mind. I think she has a hankerin’ for a 380 which will fit nicely into a diaper holster! Then she will really be packing heat and will be one happy little girl!
They are NOT Easter eggs numbskull! They are colored Mother Earth Spheres in celebration of Our Dear Leader who’s job is just as hard as Jesus Job on the cross! Easter and Christ on the cross makes him think about how hard his job is! I can’t even go on with the analogy…it is so lame! Barry is the new Savior sent by The Father himself and despite all that messy cross, dying and resurrecting stuff, he is about his Father’s (George Soros) business! Don’t you like get the memos or anything! You must have retired for awhile, but we, your loyal readers shall come riding over yon hill to bring you the hard news to keep you like up to speed and such! You are welcome, by the way!
She’s so happy – it must have been tuna!
Just as well – Michelle probably would have filled them with carrot sticks or brown rice or some other crud that isn’t chocolate or tuna.
Heathen.
A triumphant Buttercup after watching a damned cat choke to death on putrid tuna.
Don’t you have to be Christian to celebrate Easter? Or at least a good human being?
“A triumphant Buttercup after trying solid foods for the first time.”
I tried solid food, it didn’t taste like scotch.
Charles Mason breaks twenty year silence? I thought he was only fired from MSNBC a few months ago.
msnbc still exists? Wow. The things you learn on this blog.
“Hey, I came to praise Caesar, not to bury him. I don’t do manual labor.” – Sounds like a democrat praising Teh One.
Those Mother Earth spheres sure look good on the golf course.
No .380’s for Buttercup. At first. Start off with a .22 magnum. “Go ahead, make my bottle.”
I regret that I have but nine lives to lose for tuna.
Did you have that solid food approved by her Michelleness? Buttercup is already looking a bit chunky so you need to put her on the low-cal strained peas.
Oh, and don’t get too excited about the solid food. What goes in must come out and there is a definite lag between learning to eat and toilet training. The period in-between is not pretty.
Don’t listen Buttercup! You go ahead and make a great big ole’ smelly right in your pants! It’s so warm and gooey! And it’s so much fun to watch Daddy when he has to change you! Push, Buttercup, push…there you go! Good girl Buttercup! A nice juicy one! That was fun, let’s do it again, ok Daddy?
Charles Mason breaks twenty year silence? I thought he was only fired from MSNBC a few months ago.
No, that was Squeaky Fromme, Manson is still filling out his employment papers.
“A triumphant Buttercup after trying solid foods for the first time.”
Marko wants to know if it was bacon.
Of course it was bacon!
Squeaky Fromme already has a msnbc show, 9:00p.m., weeknights.
Wait, what happened to the guy who used to have the 9pm slot?
Wait, what happened to the guy who used to have the 9pm slot?
Squeaky had Chuck strangle him.
They can’t have an “easter” egg hunt. Spring spheres is the politically correct term. Maybe the guests can also find Obama’s man spheres, where ever Michele’s hidden them.
Why is there a monkey behind Buttercup?!?!
I thought you were a man of principles…. (Disillusioned, HCG crawls back into his bottle of Jim Beam)
ussjimmycarter – “Mother Earth Spheres”? Feh. I quote Fred Thompson from Twitter:
Seattle school insists on calling Easter Eggs “Spring Spheres”. Ridiculous. Everyone knows the correct term is “Equinox Ellipsoids”.