Conservatives are racist in every other way than discriminating against people based on race.
So Obama’s plan for high gas prices is to increase operating costs for oil companies?
Poll said 34% of people believe insane conspiracy theory that Obama is doing a good job on the economy. Facts just won’t sway some people.
My dad canceled his newspaper subscription – they’re even now losing old, stubborn people now. Is anyone else left?
Watched Fringe on Hulu and Hulu said that viewers of that also like The X-Files. Kinda looks like a ripoff of Fringe, though.
When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like someone’s forehead.
It’s about time for a big budget, CGI-filled remake of Roadhouse.
Bad news: Buttercup has been declared clinically insane.
Does your baby act strangely and babble incoherently? Could be normal development, or it could be BABY INSANITY!
I love the Half in the Bag reviews of Red Letter Media. They’re like regular guy reviewers, but at the same time very analytical. And if you’ve never seen their hours of reviews on the Star Wars prequels, you need too.
Conservatives are racist in every other way than discriminating against people based on race.//
Our racism has taken on a more subtle, sinister aspect. Pointing out a lack of character as evidenced by bad behavior is totally racist when the pointed-out ones are not white.
And he won’t stop until all of you cracker sonsaguns are driving around on your hands and knees! Honk your horn now, stupid American!
Next you’ll tell us Key Largo ripped-off the last scene from Joe Don Baker’s masterpiece Mitchell.
MATCHETTE! Best movie ever! They don’t make ’em like that any more…err…well since they made Machette last year anyway. It got like totally jobbed at the Oscars because Danny Trejo is a Mexican and the Oscars are racist! If we start using the MexiCannon, one of you guys are going to fire Trejo, cause I’m not going near him!
If you think Buttercup is insane now…wait until she’s oh about 13 and BOYS start to enter the picture! I can’t wait personally! It won’t be Buttercup that will be insane at that point when she comes riding up on the back of her first boyfriends Harley. He get’s off (everything is either tatooed or pierced) and says “hey dude” while his bike leaks oil all over your driveway! Buttercup will be 13 he will be 21 with no job or any prospects for one having just gotten out of the joint! BWAAAAAA!
Your link to Buttercup’s picture doesn’t work, Frank.
http://www.yfrog.com/h82ahzrj does.
She appears to be certifiable!! Certifiably NORMAL.
“When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like someone’s forehead.”
Made me laugh.
“When all you have is a half gallon of gasoline, everything looks like a lawnmower.”
“When all you have is Liberalism, everything looks like higher taxes and the world is green.”
“When all you have is duct tape, everything looks like a one minute repair job.”
“When all you have is bacon, everything else looks like not bacon.”
“When all you have is coffee and beer, WTF is your problem?”
Poll said 34% of people believe insane conspiracy theory that Obama is doing a good job on the economy. Facts just won’t sway some people.
Racist!
When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like someone’s forehead.
What does everything look like when all you have is a towel?
Random thought: Do feminists thank their mothers on Mothers Day for breaking code and not aborting them?
“Conservatives are racist in every other way than discriminating against people based on race.”
I still haven’t figured out how opposing George Soros’ policies makes us racist.
Please, for the love of all that is Republican and conservative, take that giant flower off of Buttercup’s head!
Speaking of clinically insane — in terms of living in a world of cognitive dissonance — Allen West has bailed on fighting Obamacare. Do they pump something into the air at the Capitol? Said Allen, “Voting no is too hard, and there are other important things that I can’t think of that are more important than the wave of anger that helped sweep me into office.”
My head hurts. Someone else has a hammer, and all I’ve got is a forehead.
Geez! I leave for a week or so and FrankJ goes all James Cameron on me. Let’s not mess with Roadhouse. Put down the CGI and step away from the remake. Go play with sparkly stuff (also good advice for Obama).
I just got my Nuke the Moon shirt – now do I get to hang with the cool kids after school by the bike racks?
Burma, I seem to recall Chesty having some choice words on the effects of Washington upon officers. Sadly, I can’t remember any exact words. Additionally, I am trying to stanch my blood after cutting myself while cutting an apple – difficult to type. What a calamity.
I bet that 34% that think Obama is doing a good job also think George Bush and Dick Cheney flew those airliners into the World Trade Center. I bet they think SEAL team 6 shot an innocent man.
I wouldn’t worry about Buttercup. She is doing her imitation of a liberal.
I want a CGI filled big budget remake of Santa Clause Conquers the Martians.
What is a newspaper?
I canceled my subscription to the worthless useless Anchorage Daily News years ago. The only thing I ever regretted about doing that was no longer having a ready supply of paper for wrapping my fresh caught fish.
Road House in 3D, you mean. My way… or the highway!
We will have to discuss your description of me……I might even renew just to keep your being wrong about record intact!
Whose idea was it to gift wrap the baby? Is she going to be re-gifted? God will be pissed if he finds out you gave away the present he gave you after only a few months!
Buttercup isn’t insane. She didn’t dress herself did she? Now whoever bought her that outfit is another matter…..
I just got my Nuke the Moon T-Shirt on Saturday! My wife was kind of WTF. And I was all like “Exactly” which didn’t please her any. But then I slapped her hard and told her I would have her stoned at dawn…what…oh I’m not a muslim? Whoops! No wonder she punched me in the face!
Anyway, like should I wear my shirt or is it going to be worth like a bazillion dollars some day? And will a bazillion dollars buy anything by that time? So if the shirt is worth a bazillion dollars and I can’t even buy a pack of heaters for a bazillion dollars, what good is that? I guess I’ll just wear it! I hope it says “Obama is a Homosexual” on the back. That will be extra sweet!
I’m not sure which thought scares me more:
1. Frank dressed her
2. Frank didn’t dress her.
Frank you gotta have a boy! I just finished playing “trading hits with a wiffleball bat”. It’s way more fun than playing dress up with a girl. Ian says haha as he cuts a fart while reading over my shoulder. Boys Rule.
My daughter and I both got our “Nuke the Moon” shirts this weekend, and she couldn’t wait to wear hers to school to see if she got “coded” (given a detention for violating dress code). She was armed with copies of the seminal article, of course. And . . . no violation! Some “violent imagery” is OK, I guess, as long as it looks Science! Fiction-y.
Buttercup has been declared clinically insane.
Then she’s well on her way to the Democratic nomination for President in 2048.
Frank J, What’s wrong with your faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace?
I got my Nuke the Moon t-shirt in the sold out XL size. It’s still in the wrapper. any bids?
My 75 year old mother canceled her newspaper subscription a number of years ago. To this day, every day, there is a paper tossed onto the walk leading to her front door. Twice a week (some weeks more often) the paper then calls her in a very tele-marketing manner to request that she return to subscribing to their paper. She politely tells them that she isn’t interested in reading the paper. And oh, by the way, every day one is put on my front lawn, which I then have to go collect, and put in a pile of garbage. It’s causing me, as an elderly lady, to have to do significantly more work (which isn’t exactly true, she may be 75, but she’s not ‘elderly’ and picking up a paper is hardly ‘significant’ to her, with how active she is) than I should. Please stop putting this on my property.
They respond with ‘OK, next week you will no longer receive the paper, we apologize, and please feel free to let us know if you change your mind.”
Every week. For years. She. Still. Gets. The. Paper.
I suspect it’s an effort by the paper to claim they have more readers than they really do.