So Ron Paul wouldn’t shoot Osama and wouldn’t support the Civil Rights Act – he’s really getting ahead of all the popular issues.
Since Buttercup still can’t even sit up, I’m teaching her Brazilian Ju Jitsu ground fighting.
Why would you actually watch Huckabee’s show when the binary answer you’re waiting for will be on Twitter immediately as it’s said?
One the biggest threats to an infant early on is when you misread a label at the baby store and accidentally bring home a box of vipers.
Huckabee is the kind of GOP candidate who makes me want to guzzle Drano… but he seems like a nice guy. Well, seems nice until you bring up Romney. We all hate Romney because he’s Mormon, but Huck takes it too far.
Actually, does Huck dropping out hurt Romney because now there isn’t another candidate to make me feel indignant on Romney’s behalf?
I’m sorry I joked about hating Romney because he’s Mormon. I hate him because of Romneycare. Still liked him over McCain in 2008, though.
Because Huckabee’s own verbal announcement was surrounded by his usual aww shucks performance. Aww shucks – even fake aww shucks – is preferable to gheyness.
If you kill the dominant viper, the rest will become your pack of vipers. You can use them to destroy your enemies.
Random thought: I hate Romney because I’m jealous of his hair!
Box of vipers? Let me guess, you got the wrong baby stuff at the store and Sarah47 started shooting. I remember the good ol’ days “You picked up stage 3 food?!! she only stage 2! NAG NAG NAG NAG NAG NAG NAG NAG NAG NAG NAG NAG NAG
Ground and Pound! Good girl Buttercup! Make sure you teach her the secret nad grab and twist move! It’s a old one but a goodie when you take ‘er to the ground! I’m sure you have Buttercup doing 1 finger pushups by now like Bruce Lee so the old Nad Grab is going to equal PAIN!
As for Romney…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz But we also have TPazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Oh yea and Herman Cazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Oh and Newzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I’m pretty pumped about our candidates right nzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Frank J. for President.
Thank you, Mike Huckabee for not running. The GOP still has a chance. It’s a small chance, but a chance nonetheless.
@ Penultimatum — Sucking up to Frank won’t get you a special posting when he is president.
@Marko: Random thought: I hate Romney because I’m jealous of his hair!
Silky pony is jealous of his hair.
Oh! He’s a morMon.
I think I will suck up to frank and agree I hate Romney because of Romneycare and there has to be a little commie in you to live in massachusettes.
Who is Huckabee?
“So Ron Paul wouldn’t shoot Osama and wouldn’t support the Civil Rights Act – he’s really getting ahead of all the popular issues.”
We really should have a discussion regarding who the perfect VP candidate would be to run with Ron Paul. My suggestion is Cindy Sheehan.
I’m not sucking up to Frnak – I’m just really underwhelmed by all the others running. And the campaign slogans write themselves.
Frank J. For President – He Doesn’t Make Me Want To Guzzle Drano.
Frank J. For President – He Can’t Possibly Be Any Worse.
Frank J. For President – A Different Kind Of Crazy Than Ron Paul.
Fraank J. – Not A Mormon. Probably Not A Moron, Either.
I think Romney and Huck would make a great Democrat ticket. Maybe they could get together and challenge Obama, that is if Romney could be big enough to get over the tiny issue of Huck equating Mormonism with devil worship…
We should just run a candidate with a bag over their head. No onw will know who won the GOP primary, but they can be sure that it isn’t Obama, and being not-Obama is a big advantage.
“Your choices are Obama, or what’s in this box.”
HUCKA-MITT !!11!!!1 eleventy eleventy !11!!
It beats Gingrich / Pelosi
I could probably make you a beleivable birth certificate that says you’re old enough. I just made one for some guy named Brock or something like that.
You know how when your Etch-a-Sketch drawing gets all screwed up you can turn it upside down, shake it and start all over? I wish we could do that with this list.
Apart from the defense of romneycare, I like everything Romney says. I just don’t trust that he means any of it.
This!
Now the one huge bullet to dodge is Sarah Palin running. If she stays out, all we really have to do is drum Romney and Newt out in the primaries and point out that our guy isn’t crazy and hasn’t singlehandedly destroyed the economy and millions of jobs.
(This assumes our candidate is not Ron Paul – otherwise, the “not crazy” thing wouldn’t apply.)
Mitt Romney doesn’t exist! He is a robot invented by the Mormon church to foist on the American people! Can’t you tell when you look at him? Actually, he looks more like a person disguised as a robot! They really blew it with him. To fool people into thinking you are a person, you need to have certain traits. Like a personality, a sense of humor, hair that moves in the wind, a body that moves at each joint naturally and not stiffly as though not properly lubricated!
I think they are probably working on version II in Salt Lake City and by the time the campaign swings into full gear you will see this new Mitt Romney and everyone will go, WTF…he looks like a real person and underneath the fake skin will be red eyes glowering as the robot thinks Muwahahahahahahahahahah! But robots are afraid of cats! So we will need to sick our cats on Mitt and the robot will become all scared and such and that will be the tip-off and then there won’t be any more smack from you cat haters because our cats have saved the Union from an evil Mormon Robot!
USSJIMMY: Reading your description of Romney made me laugh as I kept getting a picture of a democrat that had the same qualities. Someone by the name of Gore or something like that.
I believe it’s Mummies that are afraid of cats, not robots.