You don’t hear it mentioned much that Harry Reid is a Mormon because no one take a Democrat’s religion seriously unless he’s Muslim.
The GOP presidential field is looking pretty bad, but we have an awesome VP field.
The GOP field is weak, but Obama really sucks so it won’t take much. “Inoffensive Boring Guy 2012”
Trump was too much of a joke candidate to even put on my joke list of GOP hopefuls yesterday.
Wish we could get Ron Swanson to enter the presidential race.
Hear they’re making a Flintstones reboot. I hope they’ll make it darker and gritier and more realistic. Pebbles probably won’t survive.
Going to be hard to feed Buttercup if she keeps throwing a huge fit every time we take the spoon from her to put more food on it.
How did they teach children to eat from a spoon before the invention of the airplane?
So many of you are saying I need to give in to Buttercup’s terrorist demands and let her hold a spoon while I feed her with the other.
“So many of you are saying I need to give in to Buttercup’s terrorist demands and let her hold a spoon while I feed her with the other.”
Noooooooooo, first its the spoon, then its the remote. Fight the urge Frank! fight the urge!
“How did they teach children to eat from a spoon before the invention of the airplane?”
They gave them a fork.
Frank, giver her the spoon – and the bowl – and watch the food go everywhere except her mouth. That only lasts for a while and then she’ll tame herself. Later, the spoon becomes a weapon… and you die.
What Jimmy said.
One other thing: get several spoons. Two with animal or other baby-attractive colors/designs. She’ll demand one (as you’ve discovered). Let her have it and get the other. She may demand it too, as she realizes she can hold one in each hand. Then, when both hands are full, feed her with one of the plain spoons. She’ll think it’s great as she laughs, eats, and bangs both her spoons on the table.
“Spoon!”
– The Tick –
There is no spoon.
Buttercup is no dummy! She’s thinking “I see that fork, and I see daddy dearest’s nads and soon he shall pay…muwahahahahahah!”
Sarah Palin is playing her cards just right. When you are all sick of all the losers in the Republican field and are all whining and such, she will come riding out of the setting sun six shooters blazing and we shall all be like YAY!!! It’s a Big Time Conservative Sarah Palin to the rescue and we will all be a T… stricke that, I can’t say that word without going teh ghey! We will all be excited like the dickens! It will be Super Awesome!
I hope Rosie is in the Flintstones again! Another guaranteed blockbuster! I’m pretty sure Betty Rubble was a butch lesbian! Huge for the plot! Think of the angles! How fabulous…
Give a baby an inch or a spoon and it will take the mile or the contents of the entire kitchen.
Let the bee into the beehive! Bzzzzzzz…….good girl! (Takes me back)
How can you possibly feed her without her own Airplane Spoon? (Note: The landing lights are an aid for you.)
Hardly gone, and I miss him already. In a way, he reminds me of good ol’ Spiro T. Agnew. Trump is an attack dog sans leash, and he doesn’t mind the arrows shot at him. In a perfect world, he would have run the misdirection play of garnering attention while chewing up Obama, while some palatable candidate would eventually get the nod.
“Trump was too much of a joke candidate to even put on my joke list of GOP hopefuls yesterday.” Well, that, and the fact that he’s a democrat who has given more to CHARLIE FREAKIN RANGEL (sp?) than any other candidate or pol…
> Going to be hard to feed Buttercup if she keeps throwing a huge fit every time we take the spoon from her to put more food on it.
Hi Frank. Use multiple spoons. If she wants to keep 5 at a time, then you only need 6 and your problem is solved.
Sorry Burma, but this time around the repubs better offer something other than palatable. They better offer a real conservative, or we get stuck with four more years of marxism and the Klingon.
“You don’t hear it mentioned much that Harry Reid is a Mormon because no one take a Democrat’s religion seriously unless he’s Muslim.”
Why would Mormons want to embarrass themselves by admitting to knowing harry the reid? If I were them I would emphatically state that he is westburro baptist. The mooslems got smart and disavowed him early.
Flintstones…don’t we have already have Bambam in the Oval Office? “U.S. economy !! BAM BAM !!”
Basil has wisdom.
I like the feeding part where the baby shows approval of the food by blowing raspberrys.
I thought Dingy Harry was a Mormon Muslim.
It won’t end there. She’ll want the car keys too. And your money.
Animal cookies and cherieos. She’ll be a self feeder in no time. Giving her these food groups will ensure you are the favorite parent. After all parenting is a competive sport.
“Hear they’re making a Flintstones reboot. I hope they’ll make it darker and gritier and more realistic. Pebbles probably won’t survive.”
In true Hollywood tradition, they will probably have Johnny Depp play Fred, and – of course – as with every movie that stars Depp, Fred will suddenly be gay.
Burmashave – In a perfect world, Trump would have run in the Democratic Primary.
When that Flintstones movie airs on Lifetime, they’ll include deleted scenes where Bam-Bam’s birth mother sues the Rubbles for custody.
The GOP presidential field is looking pretty bad, but we have an awesome VP field.
All the more reason we need Frank J. to run. J. – Cain or J. – Pawlenty or J. – Santorum would all be acceptable.
In the new Flintstones Barney and Fred are really gay lovers. It puts a whole new meaning to Yabba Dabba Do! So we will then find that Fred’s wife is the neighborhood slut doing every dude in the neighborhood while Betty is doing the BAM BAM with every bull-dike in town!!! It’s going to be the most awesome movie ever! I’m pretty sure Dino get’s in on the action somewhere! Probably get’s buggered by Fred in a drunken stupor…whimper…whimper….whimper…!!! I just hope it’s Super Extra 3D Optimax!!!! Oscars all around!!! Hey, they could have
Same thing with the Napoleon Dynamite reboot; except for in that one Rex will be the ONLY surviver!
Oh, that buttercup. So glad she already knows her own mind. 😉
You need a peas plan. As all good peas plans are enacted under a threat of war, you should write an In My World and print up some Nuke The Spoon t-shirts. Problem solved.
So what is a Momiss, and why does it’s blog need a content warning? Not that I care about the content but what brung it to Frank’s place.
Before the airplane, it was the choo-choo.
Before the choo-choo, it was the horse and carriage.
Before the horse and carriange, I don’t know. Maybe the Flintstone car. Or maybe the Pterodactyl.
Pterodactyls are cool. Especially the ones with lasers mounted on their heads.
As a lifelong devout Mormon I have been taking huge offense that you have been derogatory of Romney for being a Mormon while giving Dingy Harry Reid a free pass because he is a Democrat. I guess you must think his socialist views and bias against personal accountability means he is a MINO (kind of like a RINO). Actually Mormons are not taught to be politically conservative, it just leads them that way.
I have to laugh at having had my sister march in protest of the Iraq cease-fire closure (she called it invasion) while her son signed up to go over in the army and is still over in Afghanistan as a civilian contractor trying to make a difference. Each could find doctrine to support their political position.
“Gravity is a harsh Mistress”
-The Tick
I had to chime in after the “Spoon!” quote.
My 9 month old still screams if the spoon doesn’t make it to his mouth fast enough.
Have a couple spoons she can hold, then feed her with one that has a laser so you can guide it directly to her chin. Babies absorb food through their chins, not their mouths. Why do you think they spit their food out and smear it on their face?
Seriously, Frank. Give her her own spoons. It’ll make it much, much easier.
#21 – ussjimmycarter,
Since the sick puppy who created Family Guy is involved with the creation of the new Flintstones, everything you described could occur in the premier episode.
Winning the Future by rewriting the past! (Even the cartoon past – Heaven help us!)