* Chris Christie gave a speech yesterday and it was important because maybe he was going to enter the presidential race but then he didn’t and so I’m not sure why everyone is still talking about him. He is a very large man.
Also, isn’t Palin supposed to say firmly whether she is or is not running by the end of this month? Times almost up!
And maybe there will still be a special guest star who will jump in the race. I’m crossing my fingers for Mr. T!
* North Carolina governor Bev Perdue suggested we suspend democracy to help get things done. If you ever need a good example of fascism, you just need to let a liberal talk long enough uninterrupted. The left hates democracy; they’re just usually smart enough never express that. Think about it: They see themselves as this smart elite, so the masses are just these people in the way of getting things done. So why would they want to give regular people a say in important things like government?
Of course, I don’t really like democracy either — just from a different perspective. I don’t think 51% of people should be able to vote to rob the other 49%. I think people should be able to make their own choices and democracy used in as little areas as possible. The left, on the other hand, would rather get rid of democracy entirely and rob the 99% with no one getting a say. For “fairness.”
* I just like the headline to this article: “Obama aide Axelrod acknowledges hurdles to president’s reelection”. Like him being horrible at the job?
Good acknowledging there, Axelrod!
* So 20,000 surface to air missiles are missing in Libya. Let’s not panic, though; it doesn’t mean they ended up in the hands of terrorists. They could just be misplaced.
Oh, found one in the couch cushions. So only 19,999 missiles are missing.
And there’s another. Apparently the dog took it and was chewing on it. So now only 19,998 missing. I’m sure we’ll find the rest. Might want to stay out of the air until then, though.
* Andy Rooney is finally leaving 60 Minutes. He was an old guy who complained about unimportant things. There are lots of old people who complain about unimportant things, though, so I don’t know why we needed a designated one on TV. Of course, I’m a young guy who complains about unimportant things, but I do it on my blog. Have I mentioned lately how much I hate clamshell packaging?
* In Amanda Knox’s murder trial, her lawyer likened her to Jessica Rabbit saying she’s not bad, “she’s just drawn that way.” Is that really an appropriate reference? I mean, Who Framed Roger Rabbit was a pretty popular movie, but it came out twenty-three years ago. So is that a reference everyone is going to get when you use it in your murder trial? In Italy?
Just saying maybe he should have come up with an Inception reference. Nah, people probably wouldn’t have understood it.
* Wisdom of the Day: “Breaking News: Chrisitie will not run for president until they take ‘run’ out of the equation.” –Albert Brooks [“Because he’s fat.” -Ed.]
* Here’s the cover to my ebook coming out in November:
You may wonder why an ebook needs a cover. It’s so people can judge it.
Anyway, are you excited? I’m excited. Actually, I don’t care if you’re excited; just have money ready.
It’s too late for Palin or Christie to run because CNN and AoSHQ say so.
I don’t have an e-reader. Can I call Amazon from a pay phone and listen to the ASCII screech version of your book?
We need to fill up You Tube with tons of white people saying “I’m voting for Cain because he’s black!”
nice ebook cover, but I am still wondering if it will be a pop-up book – 🙂
In other words, I was close: “The Chronicles of Obama.” I’ll wager G.W. Bush is in it, too, and he gets blamed a lot.
Would the “history of everything” be the same as the “history of history?”
Things that Obama is “great” at:
1 – Eating ice cream.
2 – Spending other people’s money.
3 – Making up stories about America.
4 – Eating chili dogs.
5 – Bowling…no, baseball…no, wait…basketba…no, wait…okay, sports just aren’t his “thing.”
6 – Condescension.
7 – Looking in the mirror.
8 – Berating.
9 – Eating waffles.
10 – Making America more like Kenya.
Can’t wait to read it. When’s it going on sale? November? I need to write that month in on my calendar.
Where is the pre-order link for the book? Get on the ball Mr. Fleming. Also, please release a Kindle edition of The Chronicles of Dubya.
Good cover design by the way.
A treat for those of you who are fans of both MST3K and Andy Rooney:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMm4nSxPCOA
Did you ever notice that soup is sometimes hot, but other times it’s cold? I don’t like cold soup, even if it has beans in it….
“North Carolina governor Bev Perdue suggested we suspend democracy to help get things done.”
What does she think Obama has been doing for the past two years?
I pity the foo who runs against Mr. T!
I also pity the foo who don’t get no Mr. T references!
Does the ebook come in hardcover?
Mr. T should be an advisor for the Palin/Cain ticket. Mr. T can bring on the PAIN !!!
nlot ol=nly did Pwerdue come out against elections, so did LOrzag or Oersag or whatever-his-name-is from Obama’s staff. Scratch a liberal, get a facist.
Did Frank write a book? And will be available to those of us who are Kindle deprived? Will we get our govt. funded Kindles tg make us all equal? Kinkle equality rights or no peace !!!
Didn’t the NYPD say they can stop an incoming aircraft? Now we know here they have been.I did not know Libya was a New York burrough.
So Christie won’t “run” for President and Palin is wondering “Is the title of President worth it?”
Did you see her discussion of Cain? A tad bit of envy there, I think.
She who hesitated is lost.
Cain’t can’t! If I try to order that book, my MAC will kick me in the nads! And I will enjoy it!
Maybe Christie can “rascal” or “scooter” for president.
By the way, Ms. Palin, Cain is not only “the flavor of the week,” he’s on the menu for next month, too. And the next… And the next… And in 2012!
Because he knows what he’s doing, Ms. Palin. He’s not timid. He’s RUNNING for President.
CAIN!
(ussjimmycarter – you’re just WRONG!)
This country was never, ever supposed to be a democracy. This country was founded as a representative republic. The word “democracy” was never used in American politics until the new deal. In the times of our finders, the word “democrat” was a pejorative. Kinda’ like how the democrats have made themselves, today…
you damned racist!! i see you’ve got obama’s sillouette in black! oh, the humanity!
Where’s the sillouette of TOTUS?
Are you pitching campaign slogans for Obama now?
No, Jimmy, you’re wrong – ussjimmycarter would very much enjoy a kick in the nads.
We’re all wrong before we’re Right, DamnCat.
I feel like I should say something wise and biblical at this point….Got nothing. Kick him again!
We need a cartoon of Bev Perdu in handcuffs saying…
“…and I would have gotten away with it if it hadn’t been for you meddling bloggers!”
I wonder if it would be considered harmful rhetoric if posters of her face with the word “FACIST!” were put up all over Charlette during the Dim Convention?
Suspend elections?
Fine.
I’ll suspend my tax payments.
And I’ll lock and load.
The Democrats are beginning to realize they’re toast in 2012.
does anyone else think the background of the book cover looks like a closeup photo of toilet paper?
just sayin’…
I’m not sayin’ I don’t like Cain. I do. I like everything he says. But if you think for one minute that the GOP or RNC is going to allow Cain to be the nominee, you’re smokin’ crack ma boy! Romney is the nominee like I’ve been sayin’ for 3 years. That’s just the way it is and if you don’t like here is a message from Carl Rove and the GOP…SUCK IT!!! And all you losers will be talking about how Romney is the greatest man since Ronald Reagan by the time Hannity and Laura are done shilling for him as the next election rolls around! It will be Cain? Cain who? I never heard of Cain? Romney is our man!!!
I will NEVER be a Romney man and I don’t care what the dopes at the GOP say!!! Remember they gave you the aisle reacher accrosser war hero blah blah blah John McAmnesty last time… How’d that work out for you all… About as well as Romney will…
It could be, shane, but it doesn’t have the perforations of TP. Therefore, must be fine paper with high linen content.
Based on that analysis and the fact that the title is misleading, there’s a good chance it’s designed to get Liberals to read it! Clever.
ussjc… by this time next year, we’ll both be eating carrots. The difference is, mine will come from my garden at about $0.01/lb. and yours will cost $10.00/lb. from the store. And Herman Cain will be our nominee.
The administration got a Ford commercial they didn’t like banned. So why shouldn’t they try and ban other things they don’t like…like elections? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A6TfNe0Oa8
Frank J., I was under the mistaken impression that you were writing fiction.
“So 20,000 surface to air missiles are missing in Libya. Let’s not panic, though; it doesn’t mean they ended up in the hands of terrorists. They could just be misplaced.”
And new york can take down a plane? Just sayin.
Apparently Christie doesn’t like the obahammas. He went to dinner with them and didn’t eat them. Maybe he will go to dinner with romney!?.
Rick Perry set Texas on fire with global warming to distract us from his record as governor and prevent us from blaming Bush. — Sasquatch
ussjc: Unfortunately I think you nailed it. “We’ll” vote for whoever the media tells us to. And life goes on.
@FormerHostage,
“Where’s the sillouette of TOTUS?”
She’s on the cover behind Obama – she’s wearing white – they fit as much of her as they could.
“Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.” Dr. Laurence J. Peters.
Booooooosh!!!
Can you imagine Aquaman jumping to the podium from the nether regions of the wild oceans and declaring his candidacy for President? I can see the sweat beads splashing off Christie’s face when he realizes he’s been foiled by a true super hero. Aquaman will clean up America and let it reap exceptionalism once again !
Regarding the enormous ebook cover that could not possibly fit on the tiny screens people read books on nowadays, I like it because it looks like Obama is walking away and the underline is poking his backside to prod him along. Hold the phone. I changed my mind. I dislike it because it looks like Obama is coming right at me and he’s waving at me like he knows me and he’s saying hi but I don’t want to say hi back but I will because it would be rude not to. Plus he’s the president, so maybe he could help a brotha out. The pointer to his junk is making me kinda uncomfortable, though. Hey, you know, if you feathered out that underline out a bit, it could be a musket to the junk!
Congratulations, Frank! You’re one ebook ahead of me. I’ll keep an eye out for Obama: The Greatest President in the History of Everythin’.
btw, and I don’t mean to harp, but you do know that some ebook readers are black and white and the underline will merge with the silhouette to make it look like Obama has a huge peepee, right?
Island Girl…are you nuts or something? AquaMan would spend his entire administration with his leotards down around his ankles being “schooled” by the likes of Barney Frank!!!
I read somewhere something interesting about Andy Rooney. He is one of only 2 targets who didn’t bend over backwards to indulge Ali G. That’s pretty solid. (the other was Trump). Funny video.