I always thought Huntsman would be a really good candidate if he weren’t so awful.
“I’ve reexamined the evidence, and THIS TURKEY MUST DIE!” -me as president
Is Intrade right that there’s a 6% chance of Ron Paul being our nominee? That’s like hearing we have a 6% chance of being nuked.
Shouldn’t the makers of Laffy Taffy also start making LOL-ipops?
What’s the whole Ron Paul EVOL thing? I tried googling it, but all I found out is that he doesn’t believe in evolution.
Hearing people gripe about Walking Dead season 2 is apparently more entertaining that watching it.
We have a bunch of bad choices for the GOP nomination. On the other hand, the Democrats have only one horrible choice.
A good way to help people be thankful for the holidays is to trick them into thinking their family died.
LL Cool J was always getting annoyed by his tagalong brother LL Nerd J.
To encourage college football players to study, the extra point after a touchdown should be given based on quiz questions.
Maybe those Black Friday shoppers can pick up cheap laptops so next year they can just shop online like civilized man.
My student loan is finally paid off. Now no one can repossess my college education.
I did think the Martin Van Buren part of my book
The toucan is closely related to the pecan.
It makes me feel like an unsophisticated TV viewer that I still enjoy House. I mean the formula is so tired now, but I still really enjoy House being mean to everyone.
If Romney doesn’t win the nomination, he’s going to be real mad at us.
I get angry at the dog for bumping into things, but I guess few animals in the wild have to worry about knocking stuff over.
If Obama were his own toughest critic, he would have committed seppuku by now.
A group of three toucans is called a six-pack.
“I always thought Huntsman would be a really good candidate if he weren’t so awful.”
If the real Huntsman is anything like the animatronic Huntsman that they bring to the debates, he must be kind of scary. But, those Disney imagineers are still incredible to be able to come up with something that almost looks lifelike…even if they do make it say such stupid thing.
“If Obama were his own toughest critic, he would have committed seppuku by now.”
Which daughter is Seppuku?
You mean they’re still alive? I feel mostly good about that.
But wearing a short dress, can a toucan with a pecan dance the can-can ?
Bunch of Yankees, it’s pronounced pi-ˈkän not pee-can. A pee-can is sort of like a bed pan if you don’t have indoor plumbing. It rhymes with DEFCON.
Pecan Pete is related to Toucan Sam, but he pushes Knut Loops.
Had to stop watching House. The anti-God stuff went from philosophically interesting to badgering and bleating. They ought to bring on a character named Cardinal Strawman next, who can only be cured by eating zygotes.
@ EdthePastor
So you’re saying the bird is pronounced too-con? You’re nuttier than a pee-can pie.
I’m with Ed. It’s not pee-can. Yanks can’t speak.