You’ve seen the story about the Girl Scouts (the organization) referring Girl Scouts (the young females) to Media Matters as a source to combat “misinformation,” right? If not, over at my little blog, there’s a story on the lack of traditional media coverage. </shamelessplug>
There’s been a backlash, of course. Which means they won’t be able to sell quite as many Thin Mints or Do-Si-Dos as they have in the past.
Since the Girl Scouts (the organization) seems to pander to the left, perhaps they’ll have some new cookie offerings this year.
Maybe some of these:
- Samoa Money From Soros
- Bitches!
- Taxalongs
- Dulce En Los Mocasines
- Obamas
- Come Outs!
- Promover El Aborto
- Fagalongs
I wonder what other new cookie varieties we’ll see from the Girl Scouts now that their left-wing bias is no longer secret. Ideas?
Lamestream MEdia Lemon
Bloomberg Scandies (New York approved, butter, salt and carbon-free)
Entitlement-Os
Lemon Rent-Controlled Chalet Cremes
Bitter First Ladies
Vertically-Challenged Breads
African-American Chip Cookies
Lesbian Fingers
Anorexic Mints
Kitteh Chocolate Tuna Melts
Food Stamp Eclairs
Bisexual Macaroon Sandwiches
Soreos
He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future.
Barack ObamaAdolf HitlerThe Girl Scouts are a lost cause – their entire agenda is flaming liberal feminist these days. They also have a close relationship with Planned Parenthood: http://www.opposingviews.com/i/relationship-between-girl-scouts-planned-parenthood
Parent should keep their children away from the Girl Scouts and choose the American Heritage Girls instead: http://www.ahgonline.org/
I’m excited for
thin ideas. they are mint flavored, but stimulating.
until you realize that their not.
then you try them again.
but it still is missing something.
While we’re at it, I’ve been boycotting “American Girl” (overpriced dolls, related books and accessories) for years, because of its support of “Girls, Inc.,” a very lefty organization that supports Planned Parenthood, the easy availability of contraception and abortion, the exploration of “gender identity” and being “comfortable” with active sexuality for young girls and teens. Really reprehensible.
In order to fill the coffers of the evil male dominated capitalist moguls and robber barons who run the ‘big cookie’ industry The Girl Scouts are forced to hawk their sugary, unhealthy wares on street corners and door to door . The Girl Scouts are nothing more these days than exploited, unpaid cookie venders and a full investigation by Eric Holder and the Justice Dept. to root out the capitalist purveyors of sugar, tooth decay, and slave labor should be undertaken at the earliest opportunity…..Media matters, always truthful, the Internet.
Some of us old guys remember when “Girl Scout Cookies” were synonymous with real butter, sugar cookies. A box of those lasted about 30 seconds in my big Irish family. Nowadays, all of their “cookies” have a nuclear taste, like they’re made from isotope of fructose corn syrup.
Just another reason why the BSA is better. If you want girls to join a real organization, go for Ventures or Varsity once they are old enough. They are both open to both sexes and are run by the Boy Scouts.
Raw Sewage Patties
B.S. Bagels
Crackies (Crack Cookies)
Crookies (with a big D on it)
Vancouver Crackies (comes with a crack pipe)
All will be sold by little girls at a new hard liquor bar called Planet Parenthood. Have drinks and cookies while having an abortion.
Occu Pies (99% fact free)
Biscotti Park Biscuits (organic)
Entitle Mints
Big Gubber Mints
Appease Mints (may cause halalitosis)
Tree (Hugger) Foils
Marxaroons
Lenin Bars
Baracklava
Obamacare Wafers (only available to major donors)
Rainbow Coalition Cookies
Resist We Munch
Kill Some Cracker Jacks
Distribute Your Fortune Cookies
Butter Clingers
Academia Nut Cookies
Comment Troll House Kookies
And an actual Girl Scout cookie:
Thank U Berry Munch
O-bam-O’s the hole in the center is so large there is no cookie left, just the faint smell of teleprompter.
Butter Clingers, LMAO, I was waiting to see what you would come up with Les. Those actually sound tasty. Do you work in marketing?
Thanks, Larsinkima.
Had been in radio broadcasting for many years, produced countless commercials and bits — now bitterly clinging to hope, begging for change.
Y’all catch my Waffle Song, while it’s still the season? http://www.imao.us/index.php/2011/12/imao-reader-theater-the-waffle-song/
Hoping there are some greedy capitalists out there who can exploit my skills.
Watched your video and checked out your webste, Les. Great stuff. While I am a greedy capitalist I am too busy being exploited myself to exploit anyone else. Am also bitterly clinging but am somewhat pessimistic. I find that approach leads to sometimes being peasantly surprised as opposed to expecting the best and being bitterly dissappointed. Happy New Year to you and all here and thanks for a good year of laughs.
Larsinkima
Yep, the glass has been totally empty here for some time, so no reason not to hope. Happy New Year back atcha and to all.
Trefoil hats, Dulce de Arugula, and Minimum Wage Samoas. (Do-Si-Dos™ will be renamed “Cinco de Quatros” in honor of Barack Obama.)
Castration Wafers (hatred of men is pretty much what feminism is all about)
All comments are great, but Les, man, you stole the show. (My fave, though, remains Dolce En Los Mocasines, the best euphemism of the year.) All I can add is:
Male Chauvinist Pig Newtons
Camiknicker Grahams
Swiss Fudge Paquers
Horna Doones
Marzipander
Anticipating the annual small-arms serenade at midnight here in Memphis.
Happy New Year everybody!
Nothing witty to say – but thanks, I did not know. It ties in nicely with my diet, though.