* I will be on Monica Crowley’s radio show this weekend. I’ll be on probably around 2:30pm if you’re in New York, but the show airs at lots of different times on lots of different stations, so check your local listings. Hopefully it will also appear online.
* I was all okay with Romney being a nothing squish taking office and trying not to rock the boat as all moderates do, but then I realized something: No one becomes the president without aiming for greatness when there (except for Coolidge, of course). So what will Mitt Romney do to try and be known as great? If you consider him really a moderate at heart, what would a moderate do that he thinks is significant? It’s kind of a scary question.
* GM is recalling 8,000 Chevy Volts because they catch fire. That’s right: They took the explosive fuel out of the car and somehow made it more flammable. But it’s saving the environment — if you consider the insides of a volcano part of the environment.
The thing is, I don’t think they’ve sold 8,000 Volts. So where are most of them? I hope someone is keeping track of them. I’d hate to think they’re out there, lurking, waiting to burn us all down.
Now I get the Volts’s strategy to save the environment: Kill the humans and burn down their stuff!
* Hey I have a great idea: I don’t agree with someone’s politics, but instead of arguing on that I’ll just go after how they mourned the loss of a child. Some people trade their humanity for their partisanship, and their politics end up less like reasoned stances on issues and more like a mental disease. People like that should be locked up in asylum and injected with stuff. I don’t care with what.
* So who are the biggest religious persecutors in the world? Number one is North Korea, and usually commies have been high on the list, but the rest of the top ten is now all Muslim countries. I don’t know if anyone else has notices this, but do some Muslims seem a little insecure when their religion is challenged?
* Scientists have made chimera monkeys, combining six monkeys into one super monkey. Well, it actually just seems like another regular monkey, yet somehow I know this could lead to apes taking over the world. Shouldn’t it be rule number one when deciding whether an experiment is ethical that scientists ask themselves, “Could this possibly lead to The Planet of the Apes”?
Good for you, FJF! You can get the podcast of the Crowley show on iTunes after the broadcast, but sometimes it takes weeks for them to get their act together and post it. Fortunately for you, even after several more weeks Obama will still be president, so you will still be topical. Unfortunately for the rest of us, however, Obama will still be president.
If Romney repeals Obamacare and gets entitlement spending under control and balances the budget he will be a great president. That will be plenty. Don’t give him any ideas. (I know you’re thinking of something that rhymes with Daser-Dounted Linosaurs, but we can’t afford it.)
That top ten list of persecution includes Maldives. What’s a Maldive? Is that a kind of fruit? It certainly can’t be a country; no one would ever name a country anything but America.
I was wondering if the Alan Colmes thing would get any mention. A very good friend of mine worked in the Senate and for the Santorums. She was at the house when Rick’s wife went in to try to save the baby (Gabriel). She mourned with them. Alan Colmes made what he said even more spectacular when he was confronted: instead of backing down, he crossed his arms and pouted like a first-grader. What a douche.
Obama is so concerned about the Chevy Volt that the Secret Service has been given orders to “shoot-to-kill” anyone who drives one within 100 feet of the President.
The Chevy Volt seems to catch on fire when no one’s looking. My recommendation? Don’t look at them.
Colmes and Robinson again prove my belief that all liberals, deep in their little slimey hearts, are douchebags.
Frank is being interviewed by Monica Crowley. Does SarahK know this? And does she have the key to the gun locker?
Super Monkeys ? Will they ride rocket mounted dinosaurs?
Storm, you forgot Maddow. Did you see the look of glee on her face when Robinson was done? I loved the question she posed, too about is anything too extreme for republicans. Yes. What is too extreme for us is picking on people who have had to bury their children, you stupid, classless biatch.
Actually Maddow always looks like that. Like the Jokers smile, that smirk of hers is permanently affixed to her face. No doubt when she dies it’ll take the undertakers half a day and two pounds of morticians wax to remove it.
obumbles should be forced to use a volt for an office.
Plugs biden won’t ride in a volt. Too risky!
Why do all liberals look like homosexuals? colmes looks like he would enjoy a good penis from rosie odonell.
algore conned someone into a network and so oopsra had to get her own. The test pattern has better ratings than both of them combined.
mooselem countries persecute other religions.
Racistst.
“…but do some Muslims seem a little insecure when their religion is challenged?”
I challenge your assumption that Islam is a religion.
Liberals politicize everything and therefore cannot imagine that the Santorums were doing anything other than grandstanding the position that a fetus is a human life to be treasured and mourned. The Duggars caught the same sort of crap for mourning their stillborn baby girl.
http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2011/12/duggar-family-shows-pics-of-miscarried-baby-at-memorial.html
Extreme: http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/12/duggar-family-memorial-tweeted-picture-baby-jubilee-hand
Normal: http://www.priestsforlife.org/resources/photosassorted/LateTermAbortions/abortedbaby04.html
Don’t worry about the monkeys, other scientists are making robots that kill all monkeys.
They’re programmed to kill all primates with 2 legs and 2 arms that walk generally upright.
Wait……..
Apes aren’t monkeys and monkeys aren’t apes and the link just says Muslims are terrorists, they don’t even go into how much smarter monkeys are.
I smell raaaaaaaaacism!
Maybe they designed the volt for the terrorist in us all… or just plain old terrorists.
So does anyone know what a Maldive is?
The didn’t take the gas out of the volt they just added Lithium Ion batteries which also like to burn. So they looked at a car and decided this is a big enough fire hazard lets fix that, and fix it they did.
Marko says:
“So does anyone know what a Maldive is?”
Yes. A Maldive is a place fit for a Maldivian.
You’re welcome.
Dang smiling Irish potato dirtbag.
I thought Maldives were something fancy places put in your cocktail next to the little umbrella.
A Maldive was a great great place to take your sailboat before the muzzies took over. Had a freind under Clinton who shrugged and took off on a ocean going sail boat. He liked the Maldives, before.
I disapprove of calling that pmsnbc host Madcow. It implies there is something feminine about him. Richard Maddow is much more manly than Barney Frank or Barry Obama.
Marko here is an example of a Maldive: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axa8BV30LTY So I guess you could say a Maldive is a lot like a Malfunction…..but wet.
A maldive is an endive that’s gone bad.
@Marko: “So does anyone know what a Maldive is?”
Malldive: The corner of the shopping center where the cool kids go to smoke.
Maldive: What gregg luganis does in an empty pool
Maldive liquor: What marxists drink to look like Shaft.
Hope that clears it up a bit!
Or a mall turned into a real ‘dive’ as most are now,DamnCat. Perhaps someone dropped the extra ‘l’ because as we all know, double ‘l’s’ are redundant. I suspect Frank knows this as wel.
Frank-you “linky” thing to the super-monkees article just goes to the Religion of Pieces article. Does this mean that super-monkees are secretly members of the Religion of Fece(s)?
As for the self-immolating mobiles, lots of them were sold…shocker coming…wait for it…to state and municipal governments. Yay! What are the chances (99-44/100%) that some stimulus money was used to purchase fleets of that overpriced impotent vehicle?
Frank, you say ““Could this possibly lead to The Planet of the Apes?” as if that were somehow worse than the current state of the world.
Chevy Volt/Groundskeeper Willie 2012!
On the positive side, GM has decided to move the manufacture of Volts to China.
That’ll insure the quality of the product improves, right?
Well, 4of7, if you mean by “improves” you mean “ceases,” then, yes it will improve the product.
4of7: Of course. Then, when we ship their smoldering husks back to China for recycling, they can turn ’em into kids’ toys and pet food for export.
Lithium makes for happy citizens!
Once again my mouth dropped open – Frank on the radio show of Monica Crowley !
Planet of the Franks ! * * * * (In NYC I just hope the show does not suddenly run a football game in the middle like it does sometimes otherwise I have to wait for the podcast to finally get uploaded
What if we’re already living on the Planet of the Apes?
We aren’t?!?!
It would be so super awesome to be driving down the Interstate in the left lane at 50 mph behind a Chevy Volt driven by an angry prematurely gray haired lady with NPR and save the whales bumper stickers all over the back with a death grip at 10 and 2 nose pressed against the windshield (while we are backed up for 200 miles behind her) and then have her car go POOF! And then we would like just roll over the ashes at 80mph!!! Awesome!!!
zzyzx: That’s RAAAAAAAAAAAACIST!
“…..behind a
Chevy VoltPrius driven by an angry prematurely gray haired lady with NPR and save the whales and Obama and “Yes We Can: TAX THE RICH! bumper stickers all over the back …”There, i fixed it for you. I live next to Cambridge,MA, home to more gray haired Prius drivers per sq. mile than anywhere else on earth and that is an actual bumper sticker on one and she fits that description perfectly (she also has a faculty sticker for some crappy state
collegeUniversity)Mass. Colleges To Become State Universities
PS: the REAL reason they changed isn’t the one given in this NPR propaganda, University professors get paid more than lowly college professors.
aka: The rich getting richer!!!!11!!!!
Department Last Name First Name Description Standard Hours Annual Rate 2008 Earnings
University of Massachusetts Irwin Richard Stephen Professor 40.00 $60,586.80 $431,024.45 O_O
University of Massachusetts Habib Farajallah Assoc Professor 40.00 $60,586.80 $425,743.96 O_O
University of Massachusetts Woda Bruce A Professor 40.00 $60,586.80 $422,874.33 O_O
University of Massachusetts Jehle Frank Asst Professor 40.00 $60,586.80 $409,480.05 O_O
University of Massachusetts Okike Nsidinanya Professor 40.00 $60,586.80 $367,368.76 O_O
Not sure how your “annual rate” can go up by $340,000 plus, they must get a lot of overtime….or something.
we are the
99ONE!!!! PERCENT!No, no CtheP……..that’s not RAAAAAAAAAAAACIST! It’s………APEEEEEEEEEEEEEIST!
zzyzx: You’re correcting me because I’m a woman, you sexist!
That’s better than being called a “Dang smiling Irish potato dirtbag” by a Pennsylvania German Coolidge Republican!
Chickenhawk Newt’s multiple deferments
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/newt/boyernewt1.html
Mel:
I noticed that your excerpt references “Baxter” High School. Newt Gingrich graduated from Baker High School in Columbus.
I wonder what other information you have is almost, but not quite, right.
I saw a good comment on the Alan Colmes spew at the Blaze:
“If a dog pooped, and that turd pooped, and then that turd vomited, that would be Alan Colmes.”
@No_Mo_Bama: Anyone who must visit Cambridge has my sympathy. I’ve always wished we could trade Cambridge for Hong Kong. It seems to me that would make all parties happy.
There’s a simple rule about colleges v. universities. A school is not a university unless it has a graduate program. End of story, unless you are a Mass legislator.
Santorum wants revenge on the gays for making fun of his surname.
Rick Santorum On SOPA: “There are limits to freedom on the Internet”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT0SX2jpgFQ&feature=youtu.be
“The Internet has been a powerful force for bad.” – Rick “Santorum”
M – He also said that our rights are not absolute, but with our rights come responsibilities.
Which is true, but…
If we were angels, we wouldn’t need laws.
If we had angels to rule over us, our system of government wouldn’t matter.
But since we aren’t angels, and angels aren’t writing our laws, we best pay attention to what our leaders think they can get away with.
Regulating the internet may seem like a good idea on the surface; fighting copyright piracy, catching child-pronographers, battling identity theft, for examples, but it wouldn’t end there.
Once any government program is in place, it’s final purpose for existing is to keep on getting funded forever, and its intended purpose be d*mned!
The price of freedom is constant vigilance!
Marco, just type in 2n 73e on Google earth