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First Sandra Fluke wanted Obamacare to pay for her contraception.
Then she added that Obamacare should pay for sexual reassignment surgery.
What will be next on her list of wacky pay-for-my-stuff demands?
I speculate thusly:
* Piercings
* Tramp stamps
* Segways
* Movie theater popcorn
* Beer pong balls
* The differential cost of super-sizing it
* Fries with that
* Apparently not a flattering haircut
* Scholarships to the Companion Guild Training House on Sihnon
* Vegan, fair-trade, organic, sustainable, cruelty-free Ramen noodles.
* Netflix
* Pepper-spray-proof protest goggles
* Gold teeth
* A date with Flo
* Drink umbrellas
* Bowling ball cleanings
* Extra foam
* That TruCoat that Jerry Lundegaard always recommends (you don’t get it, you get oxidation problems)
* Anything that begins with a lower case “i”
Of course, if it were MY list, I’d be demanding that my neighbor’s bratty kids be forced to shovel my driveway for me so I don’t suffer a heart attack trying to clear 3 tons of plow-slop out of the end of it – which technically makes it a health care issue.
Fluke is the Left’s Joe The Plumber.
Mecahawk – yes, except without all that annoying ambition or sense of personal responsibility.
Jeff Says: Fluke, is that Slavic?
Sandra: NO.
Jeff Says:: ‘Bout a nine on the tension scale there, San.
I’m not sure why she wants people to pay for her birth control. I would have expected her to want people to pay for batteries instead IFYKWIMAITYD. I’m not saying she’s hideously ugly, I’m just saying I wouldn’t hit that with Ted Kennedy’s, um, yacht.
And if Obamacare is going to start paying for contraception, I demand that it only cover permanent sterilization. I think I could support that policy.
Personally, I’m for paying for her birth control. People like that should not breed.
Well seeing how contraception is also a prophylactic, then that become personal protection from the nasty critter this fluke got into. Therefore, I demand that the gubmunt pay for all of my personal protection, like 50 Cal bullets, Glocks, and Rugers. Also I demand they pay for toothpaste, deodorant, and soap. Now we know those are completely foreign concepts to the pos’ on the left, having never seen, used, or heard of them, I still demand they pay for them.
I also demand they pay for my research into dinosaur cloning, for which I will need to go back to school to learn biology, but they can pay for that too. And they can pay for the condoms I will need because I will be an old died up leftist college student again.
I also demand they pay for a keyboard that types better!
don’t forget to demand some rocket launchers for the dinosaurs.
So she is going broke paying for contraception..
Sounds like the occupy Sandra Fluke movement is doing pretty well.
Starbucks lattes
tire rotation (electric cars only)
CD cleaning
pretentious black “girl suits”
Doc Martins
hipster glasses
the new iVibe (iykwim)
Harvey’s right in that EVERYTHING is a health care issue. No matter what happens, politicians can find some weepy schmuck to haul in front of a committee wailing about how many lives are lost each year to improperly polished bowling balls. And if you object, you hate fun family activities that stimulate the local economy.
Her 15 minutes are about up. Protestations of the media aside, no one will remember the name Sandra Fluke in November … http://bit.ly/qVdDUt
Vegan, fair-trade, organic, sustainable, cruelty-free Ramen noodles
known around here as a warm bowl of salt
A Government subsidized tip Jar for her night stand!
(Sort of like killing two birds with one stone…being worth two in the bush!
“Two in the Bush”…
Doesn’t Jenna Jameson star in that one?
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