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The stupidest day of the year, Earth Day, is coming up on April 22nd.
Which means the stupidest hour of the year is also approaching: Earth Hour – 8:30 pm on March 31st
On the bright side, Stupid Hour will again, coincidentally, fall on the best and brightest day of the year: Alpha Proxima Day
Yes, that fantabulous day when lovers of advanced civilization will proclaim the miracles of human achievement by making planet Earth the brightliest shiniest thing in the local trinary star cluster.
Soylent Green is giving us a nice, early, heads-up on the event so you have plenty of time to prepare:
[NOTE: site contains adult themes]
Start making your plans. We’ll be celebrating more as the glorious day approaches.
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Thank you, Harvey. It’s my favorite holiday.
I have always celebrated earth day by littering.
Maybe this year I’ll start a tire fire.
Earth day is best celebrated by burning things.
Got an old toaster oven waiting to go in the trash. Think I’ll plug it in outside and toast some, I don’t know, gas-soaked rags or something. Greenhouse gases and gratuitous electricity use all in one appliance!
I like to celebrate erf day by starting up my old 74 Ford F100 and revving the hell out of it while I have all three of my BBQ grills going. I let the little ones take turns revving the old Ford. They get such a kick out of the billowing blue smoke.
I got a head start on celebrating earth day/hour this year. Fired up the grill yesterday for the first time this year. The steaks were delicious.
The Earth Liberation Front likes burning things, so it seems to me that we should follow their example. After all, we’re talking about respecting Earth!
Hmmmm suggesting that millions of people turn off millions of electrical things and then turn them all back on at the same time
sounds like a terrorist plot to melt down the entire electrical grid. Good thing it’s legal to kill terrorists now as long as they’re American.
What else would you call it?