Random Thoughts

Since we’re not paying for Iran’s birth control, does that mean we’re already at war with them?

If you’re actually concerned about the fate of black youths, there are probably a lot greater threats to focus on than neighborhood watches.

If you made a bunch of mini clones of Toure, you’d have Tourettes.

I learned the Constitution puts limitation on federal power back in grade school. Why do so many people seem so surprised by that notion?

Chance of winning Mega Millions: 1 in 175,711,536. Chance of becoming one of the top 1% through hard work, investing: at least 1 in 100.

I thought Anchorman was funny, but I don’t really get the huge deal about it.

Since I’m a humor expert, I guess I should give it further study.

And please don’t construe any of this as me not liking lamps.

One of the oddest effects of guns is their ability to keep people from using basic logic. Mainly those who don’t own them.

It would be nice if more people framed their arguments as “I don’t like freedom on this issue and here’s why…”

Got an email from John Kerry complaining about billionaires and thought maybe he was breaking up with his wife.

12 Comments

  1. Fair enough, Frank: I don’t like freedom on drugs (as in legalization of recreational drugs) because a government that allows the sale of and taxes a product gives tacit approval to it. Which is why anti-smoking ads are not 100% effective, and those little “Drink Responsibly” notifications are 0% effective. (No one has the guts to try to make cigarettes illegal.)

    There, I said it. Come get me, Ronpaulies!

  2. “Since we’re not paying for Iran’s birth control, does that mean we’re already at war with them?”

    It’s okay. Other than rape, they don’t have much sex in Iran…unless you count bestiality.

  3. iranian women are birth control, since most of them look like rosie odonnell and roseanne barr.

    I thought roseanne barr was dead. Now I hear she uses teh twitter, so I was right.

    “And please don’t construe any of this as me not liking lamps.”

    Not that there is anything wrong with that. Racist!

    All of teh funny on here! Aand to think I used to only come here for the hot tee shirt babes.

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