* How bad is the economy? Over the past year Obama couldn’t even afford speech writers to write him new speeches.
Notice how he even stutters in some of the same places.
Obama came into office inexperienced, but some people hoped he would grow while serving. It does not quite seem like that is happening. In fact, he’s just kind of phoning in the presidency lately. Oh, I have a good picture for that:
"Republicans are going to starve old people off cliffs yada yada. Can I eat my waffle now?"
* So Romney is going after Obama for flip-flopping. I guess that complements pretty well his attack on Obama for imposing a health care mandate on people. Next he’ll go after Obama for having an usual religion and naming his kids weird things.
Well, being brazen worked for Romney in the primary; let’s hope it works in the general against Mr. Touchy.
* Good news: The Obama administration has admitted that the Supreme Court can strike down laws as unconstitutional. So the president is finally to the level of knowledge of constitutional law that you had in grade school. So I was wrong; he is growing in office. He’ll be a big boy soon!
* Thanks to a marketing deal, James Bond is going to be trading in his martini for a Heineken. And instead of a tuxedo, he’s going to wear a wife beater. And instead of taking on evil global syndicates, he’s going to fight giant CGI robots that transform. And James Bond is going to be played by Shia LaBeouf.
Progress!
* Aw man; scientists now think the Tyrannosaurus rex had feathers. Feathers ruin dinosaurs. We might as well mount rocket launchers on Big Bird.
Man, everything has gotten worse under Obama. Back when I was kid, Reagan was president, dinosaurs were cool, mysterious giant lizards, and we had nine planets in our solar system. Poor Buttercup; all she has to look forward to is finding out what number comes after a trillion in regards to the debt. I’m going to go drown my sorrows in a case of Heineken like hobo James Bond.
Please check out Twittering fool: Skim F@Obama_called
“Good news: The Obama administration has admitted that the Supreme Court can strike down laws as unconstitutional. So the president is finally to the level of knowledge of constitutional law that you had in grade school.”
So, now will they call all those college students that he supposedly lectured to back to that university so he can explain to them how everything he originally told them was wrong?
I’m sure Tim meant to post a link, so:
http://twitter.com/#!/Obama_called
Good stuff. Wish there were more of it.
(Dang. Link doesn’t work right. Just copy & paste it into your browser)
Hobo James Bond – with a shotgun!
Is Rutger Hauer the next Bond?
What?
I was counting on Buttercup doing lab tests, building pilot plants and then actualizing laughter-to-power within a week of seeing Monsters Inc.
“Buttercup, you are our only hope”
I always was suspicious of sciency-ists bleating that all dinosaurs were reptilian. I bet a lot of them had fur. Yellow and black stripes. Like an angry bee.
Oh, Frank. Not Heineken!
We want something else!
We want something else!
We want something else!
Why doesn’t James Bond drink scotch? Ashamed of your homeland, Jimbo?
TRex had feathers? Well, at least TRex wasn’t sparkly.
Bond is a winnie and T-Rex is a giant chicken….
The liberals have won.
Heineken is like the combination of cow urine and the waste by-products from the Yuengling factory.
Head and neck partially covered in feathers….
Yup. Blood-splattered big bird feathers.
Hey Obama, Harvard called, they want their diplomas back.
CtM – bad news, just saw the latest headline: “T Rex Had Feathers, Sparkled in Sunlight”
T-Rex: Rawr Mr. Snuffiluffigus
“We might as well mount rocket launchers on Big Bird.”
Count to ten or I’ll blast ya!
Oh don’t they make pretty colors!
Say kids! Wanna see me blow stuff up?
Hey punk, I’m Big Bird, tell your friends.
Hey punk, get off my street!
Hey Kids! Say hello to my wriddle friend!
Ewwwww! Michelle Obama just showed up in the left column ad normally reserved for the mouth-watering Snorgtees girl, asking for a donation. I just threw up in my mouth a little.
HEY!, Why am I seeing pro-obama ads here? What they heck is up with that? I guess IMAO stands for I’m Mushy About Obama. That’s disgusting. I echo Mike; I just threw up with my mouth.
It’s better to let Obama spend the war chest for ads on IMAO than on commercials on the Dr. Phil show, OWN, Lifetime, QVC, etc. I say, “Let BHO waste all the money here, where it will do the most good.
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not sure what the administration pays per click-through, but i’m sure i just cost them at least $2…
i (heart) capitalism.
Shane – I had no idea that I could laugh with evil delight until I read your comment.
Turns out the answer is “yes I can”.
My cat just stared at me, then fled in terror.