The Bacon Sundae: Brilliant Or Tragic?
Although the rightness of the first answer is staring-at-the-sun-from-Mercury blindingly obvious, they actually bother to make a few weak stabs at considering the opposing point of view in order to claim “the bacon sundae is inspiring fierce debate.”
The only debate is whether it’s merely indescribably delicious, or actually so awesome that it’s what dead Cthulhu waits dreaming of in his house at R’lyeh.
I can’t imagine worse headline-writing from NPR.
Oh wait… yes I can:
* “Rain Ends Heartland Drought; Thousands of Worms Drowned, Homeless.”
* “Hand-Sanitizer Menace Threatens Salmonella Bacteria Biodiversity”
* “$100 Million Lottery Winner Suffers Paper Cut From Ticket: Was It Really Worth the Pain?”
* “Cancer Cure Causes Tragic Reduction of NPR Human Interest Story Reporting Staff.”
No matter how good the news is, liberals can find a way to cry about it.
Unprecedented rise in quality and quantity of human life on earth due to the industrial revolution, capitalism, and the superpower status of post-WWII America?
Tragedy! Tragedy! Tragedy!:
Every road, shipping route, and flight path lit up like a beacon of hope, while the voiceover drones on about the horrors of rising global temperatures.
Which, ironically, industrious American capitalists have already cured by inventing the $100 air conditioner.
The bad news: There is still remnants of snow in my yard and the temperature this morning at seven AM was 20 degrees above zero.The good news: It helps to keep the Californians from coming here………..zzyzx, Chugiak Alaska.
National Public Radio the one organization that can and will suck the joy out of our lives. I guess we’re supposed to thank them.
Jack in the Box has a bacon milkshake.
It’s as good as it sounds. Probably almost as good as a bacon sundae.
ugh! I clicked on that link and now I got NPR all over my computer and will have to wash it. Hope I don’t get some kind of e-herpes.
She forgot to mention there are more polar bears living now than since counting began. Also she forgot to mention that global temperature levels haven’t risen in over a decade despite increased greenhouse gas levels. Nor did she mention that several other planets in the solar system are warming without any influence from man. Wonder why.