Stirring Things Up with Illegal Immigration

Usually, Congress votes on something and then the president signs it and it becomes a law, but it ends up that’s too complicated and too hard for Obama so he’s just going to have directives issued that basically shape the law as he wanted. This might be subverting the Constitution a bit, but if the Constitution gets in the way of Obama’s reelection chances, then I guess Obama just doesn’t see any need for it.

Anyway, I guess we’re not enforcing immigration laws anymore because it’s just not a big deal. We might think it’s a big deal to control who is allowed in the country, but it’s also like really mean to do that or something. And children get hurt — and that’s our fault and not their law-breaking parents’. If you think borders are real and mean something, then you’re a racist. Also, cannons are probably racist.

I think one of the biggest problems with illegal immigration is the attitude the Democrats try to instill in illegals. Illegal immigrants are constantly indignant about it (“How dare you notice we broke federal law!”) when I think people would be more accepting if they were really apologetic. Think of what it would be like if you lived in a sucky country and the awesomest country ever was in walking distance? If illegals just framed it that way (“Your country is so great and ours suck so much, we just couldn’t help it! I couldn’t stand to watch another game of the inferior type of football!”), I think people would be less angry and we could work towards a solution. But Democrats need race conflicts to have any hope of keeping a majority, so they need to stir things up. And thus Obama’s new directive in an election year.

Again, why do we give these idiots in DC any power?

9 Comments

  1. Not only do we have better football, but we have better Mexican food.

    Say you are born in Mexico, it would be understandable for you to get a craving for a really good fajita or some stadium nachos.

    Who can blame them for shimmying over the barbwire with a fistful of Chichi’s coupons and a Taco Bell ad. I hear they don’t even have Doritos locos tacos in Mexico.

  2. We need illegal season. The ones that survive can stay until next season.

    So if bumbles lied about everything in his book, can we now assume he was not born in Hawaii, and that he is illegal, therefore, eligible for illegal season?

    Can’t someone teach the narcissist to read. Even he should be able to get the words “We The People” is not we the illegal.

    Maybe we can get sasquatch’s husband to hand carry the illegals in the mexicannon?

  3. I think Obama really scored big with this immigration edict Federal bailout of Mexico. In fact, this morning the Mexican president said that this is really going to help Mexico and thinks many of his citizens will be voting for Obama in November.

  4. All snarkiness aside, I’m just stuck… with the realization that almost everything our government has done in my lifetime… has failed. I’m sick of governments. A properly cast Republic with it’s proper rule of law wouldn’t need an constantly-active legislative body or power-stealing presidential “executive orders.” The President would only be CnC and manage the departments of the administrative branch and make sure civil servants did their jobs. And Congress would be only be called to session by the vote of the States or by the President in case of national emergency.

    The United States of America – and almost every nation of the world – is totally out of control.

  5. Hey Jimmy, I was gonna try to make you feel better by coming up with one or two things with which our federal government has had success. Sadly, I came up with a few, such as Reagan forcing the end of the Sov empire, but every success was later nullified by a liberal who tossed it away — such as Obama encouraging Putin to rebuild the empire we cold warriors had fought so hard against.

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