Wow. Before Twitter, we never got to see unrelated corporations banter with each other. They really are people!
How long can you go without coffee before you die of coffeelessness?
Some day we’ll have to comes to terms that we only get one first black president and we totally screwed it up.
If Congress did nothing but vote to repeal Obamacare over the past four years, we’d be in much better shape.
The Obamacare repeal vote seems to be upsetting to many people. Why didn’t we hear this much whining about voting to repeal Obamacare the first 32 times?
It’s bad optics how Romney is always seen carrying canvas sacks with large dollar signs on them. And what’s the monocle for?
If Obama is so anti-American, then how come the only sort of terrorists he’s been known to hang out with are domestic ones?
Debate pitfall Romney needs to avoid: Sending his butler to debate for him.
See, I’m non-partisan; I make fun of both sides. It’s just that those filthy, bottom-feeding Democrats deserve it more.
Dropbox just suddenly doubled our space. Yay, competition.
How did we judge fellow human beings before we could see how many Twitter followers they have?
We’re all working towards a day where having a racially focused group like the NAACP would be horrifically idiotic, right?
The Walking Dead Comics are good, but they’re also like “what absolutely horrible thing can I subject my readers to next.”