Have we ever considered turning Canada into a prison colony?
I’m trying to invent the “pake”. It’s a pie crust filled with cake and frosting.
If Obama’s government is responsible for success in America, why has he made so little success lately? What a jerk.
I made my pake but Obama said, “You didn’t build that!” and then ate it all and then ran off before Michelle saw him.
Chris Christie will give the GOP convention keynote speech so there will be at least one hour there’s access to the buffet table.
Instead of higher taxes, why don’t we just throw rich people into volcanoes to appease the economic fairness gods?
Topic for Chris Christie’s keynote speech: “Are you going to finish that?”
Man I’d love to hear some of the genius that went on in Obama’s jobs council. “Someone should make some jobs… I think.”
My main question for the new Dark Knight movie: Is Bale’s Batman voice just as ridiculous as ever?
How close are we to a real life Robocop? I hope closer than we are to robocriminals.
Saying yes to killing bin Laden was kind of a no duh decision. Another no duh decision: Saying no to selling guns to Mexican drug cartels.
It always kind of bothered me that when I asked SarahK to marry me, she had the diamond on her ring appraised before giving an answer.
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UPDATE: Linked by Traction Control
Boston Cream Pie is a sort of “pake” – it’s cake with a pie filling rather than pie with a cake filling.
“It always kind of bother me that when I asked SarahK to marry me, she had the diamond on her ring appraised before giving an answer.”
Had the ring appraised high enough she could have hocked it right then and dumped you. But since you were such a cheapskate she had to marry you in order to continue squeezing you for nickels & dimes.
Huh… I always thought Frank gave her an engagement gun.
Has anyone ever made a bacon pie?
Who ever heard of a bacon engagement ring?
Former Hostage- Betty Crocker has a bacon pie recipe. Give her a diamond ring.
http://www.bettycrocker.com/recipes/impossibly-easy-bacon-pie/185bcc00-7a8f-4b20-a7b9-53dac850b96b
Frank J engagement ring = trigger guard.
We’ve never quite gotten our Batmen right. Keaton: OK voice, lousy look. Kilmer: OK Batman look, lousy Wayne look. Bale: OK Batman look, bad Wayne look, bad voice. Clooney: OK Wayne look, OK voice, Commie pinko.
Mxy – ok, so who WOULD be a good Batman?
“Have we ever considered turning Canada into a prison colony?”
I haven’t, but I have considered that if we were to invade Europe, we’d have to take Canada first in order to deny the ground from counter-attacking Germans.
We tried to make Canada into a nice addition to the States a while back (maybe for prisons, maybe for decent fishing) but we messed up by sending a drunken buffoon as the head general and he mumped it up. Maybe he was a Democrat, too.
Harvey – Me! Nananananananana nananananananana BATMAN! (Rushes through office in cape to incredulous looks from coworkers)
“My main question for the new Dark Knight movie: Is Bale’s Batman voice just as ridiculous as ever?”
In real life, if Batman talked like that I envision everyone around him just saying, “What?” “What?” and getting really annoyed with him all the time.
Adam Baldwin = Batman
RANDOM THOUGHT:
There’s a banner ad on my screen right now that says, “Mitt to Lesbian Mom: ‘I don’t care.'” (from some group called MittGetsWorse.com) and it strikes me that I’m actually starting to like Mitt Romney.
DamnCat – I thought of Adam Baldwin. He’s mostly a good fit, being 6’4″, buff, and has a good Batman voice, and he can clean up good enough to wear a Bruce Wayne suit, I’m not sure he could manage to sound unthreatening as Bruce Wayne, though.
Also, he’s 50. Bale’s only 40. But Adam’s kind of a baby-faced 50, so maybe.
Harvey – yeah, his age is the only drawback. He should have been Batman as soon as he finished Firefly.
Stupid Hollywood.
hey…so if liberals think that the Batman movie is going to help them defeat Romney because Romney worked for a company called “Bain Capital” and the bad guy in the movie is named “Bane” and since a company Romney worked for sounds like a comic book villain’s name that means he’s bad and nobody should vote for him, does it also mean that since Obama is a member of the same party as Lyndon Baines Johnson, a person whose middle name doesn’t just sound like a comic book villain but the PLURAL of that villain they should extra-not vote for Obama?
blarg
Of course it’s perfectly reasonable to conclude that Bain Capital is evil – it’s only one ltter different from the ficional villian Bane! What a brilliant logical deduction.
If only there were some villian (preferably a real one – like a mass murderer or something) who had a name very similar to OBAMA. I guess that’s just too much to ask for, a genuine evil person with a name only one letter different from OBAMA.
Oh well, we can dream….
DamnCat,
I think liberals have demonstrated time and time again that they’re more than capable of not letting reality get in the way of a good personal attack. Unless spotted owls were threatened or minorities were oppressed, they’re just not interested. In fact, there are those among us (e.g. – a person with the same last name as an actor who played Robin in another Batman movie…the one with nipples on the suit) that would excuse the actions of the person you’re talking about as his only choice given American oppression of his culture and it’s constant in-your-face undeniable proof that the American way is better than his way, and credit him with the patience and wisdom he showed at not doing what he did while a Democrat was President.
What I’m talking about is beating them with their own club…and according to their own rules, twice as hard. We’re not talking about real life here….we’re talking about something IMPORTANT – movies based on comic books. Even Kevin Smith can’t ignore that!
DamnCat – Actually, “Obama” shares 2 letters with “Bane”. I would think that’d be enough to base a smear campaign on.
Try 3.14 ingredients
That’s irrational, hadsil.
The whole name gaming reminds me of that one Global News Report.
Adam Lambert is being considered for the Batman reboot, BATMAN, THE BROADWAY MUSICAL.
I am sorry to tell you this (and even sorrier that I know it) but there is an entire plotline of a Lifetime show devoted to a woman inventing the “pake” and opening a bakery for them.