….is fear… and surprise… his two chief weapons in the debate are fear and surprise… and the ability to fluidly fabricate lies…no, his three chief weapons are fear, surprise, the ability to fluidly fabricate lies, …. and he’s married to a wookie… wait a minute… let me come in again.
Will be to cry, actually shed tears after telling a fabricated story about a women he met who’s life was irreparably harmed by the punishment of a child cause she neither afford contaception or a abortion.
To fart loudly and blame it on Mitt
Will be to have a uncontrollable coughing fit and then bring Unka Joe in as a pinch debater.
re 35 Rodney Dill
Good grief – no need to apologize. We all post whatever sounds good at the time. Keep them coming!
btw – who came up with ~~~~~~~~~~~~~? I love it.
…Obama rips the “football” out the Secret Service agent’s hands. Holds up the launch code and yells: “If you don’t call of this stupid election nonsense RIGHT NOW and declare me President for LIFE, I’m going to NUKE RUSSIA! You have 15 minutes to decide!”
President Obama’s secret weapon in the debate is to have Joe Biden join him on stage. With such incredible stupidity nearby, Obama can’t help but look smart!
First of all:
Iowa Jim says:
October 16th, 2012 at 3:57 pm
. . . is demonstrating his heretofore-unknown talent of wiggling his ears, in response to every question.
~~~~~ Bacon to you, sir!
Next, my own take:
President Obama’s secret weapon in the debate… is the sad dog eyes look of the dogs he has eaten.
doesn’t come into play until it’s over…
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…he borrowed Joe’s teeth.
… his debate prep opponent this time around was Chris Matthews.
Says “I am the 47%” and backs it up with his poll numbers.
….. is surprise…surprise and fear…fear and surprise…. Our two weapons are fear and surprise…and ruthless efficiency…. Our *three* weapons are …
this time he is bringing his own magic handkerchief.
… Sesame Street Smarts.
to have the Emergency Broadcast System conduct “random tests” during Romney’s answers.
He will borrow Hillary’s balls.
President Obama’s “Secret Weapon” in the debate is to yell “Chinese Fire Drill!” and run around the stage if he gets stuck during a response.
~~~~~ to tomg51!
Special CIA developed contact lenses that contain a minature teleprompter with a wireless connection to George Soros’ computer.
is a secret. So shut up, racist.
…crying like a little girl when Romney makes a good point
…”RACIST!!!!”
…was leaked to the press months ago by his own people to show how serious Obama is about getting reelected.
…is to keep insisting that his opponent isn’t the real Romney and demand that the Romney his campaign made up show up
…bombing an asprin factory in Libya just as the debate begins
…Candy Crowley
…plants on the audience that will ask religion-related questions for 90 minutes straight
…fall over and claim Romney just gave him cancer
…blame Bush
President Obama’s “Secret Weapon” in the debate: he’s hired professional hecklers to harass Romney.
…is dancing Obama girls dressed in full-body, vagina suits during intermission.
thanks! C~~~~~~~
… will be his teleprompter wristwatch.
is reminiscent of “that scene” from Blazing Saddles
…was practicing with new coach Carrot Top and the use of props during birth control and sex ed questions.
…promising the buck would stop with him, but so far only 47 cents had been raised.
…declaring that the terror alert level had been raised to WHITE.
. . . is his strategy of Deny, Obfuscate, and Guile – D. O. G.
. . . announce Joe Biden has decided to retire into his new job at MSNBC, His new Vice President is Anderson Cooper.
. . . scratch his nose with a particular finger.
. . . offer the American People to choose between Curtain #1, Curtain #2, or Curtain #3 to win a new car – the Chevy Volt!
. . . let his chair do the talking.
Obama plans to show up … dragging the waterlogged corpse of Osama bin Laden.
…Obama and Candy will have access to the dump button, allowing them to prevent anything Romney says from making it to the broadcast.
…everytime he screws up Hillary is going to come on stage and take responsibility for it.
…his high intellect and soaring rhetorical abilities…yeah….he hasn’t a clue.
…bailouts and birth control!
….is fear… and surprise… his two chief weapons in the debate are fear and surprise… and the ability to fluidly fabricate lies…no, his three chief weapons are fear, surprise, the ability to fluidly fabricate lies, …. and he’s married to a wookie… wait a minute… let me come in again.
…he has the word ‘malarky’ written on his hand…
…he’s already had a giant wooden badger built. (he certainly did not build that)
…he’ll flirt with the moderator by saying, “Mongo like Candy.”
…is he’s going to continually respond to Mitt with, “I know you are, but what am I?”
Tried to tell Romney’s camp that the moderator would be “that Crowley woman,” hinted it was Monica.
….tell at least one truth, it will totally throw Romney off for a couple minutes.
has a huge @$$ and is named candy.
#5. Bacon bacon bacon!
Sorry Tomg51, I missed your Spanish Inquisition rendition before I put up my own.
…is the fat lady. But will she sing?
Obama’s secret weapon..
… would have been more effective at handling the Libya situation than Obama.
… is his newest Green Energy project: magic beans!
,.. is a pair of Groucho Marx sunglasses with the nose and fuzzy eyebrows: NO ONE WILL KNOW IT’S HIM!
… jazz hands!
… he’s been reading IMAO and will shock us all by debuting a prototype of the Mexicannon!
… he’s going to throw Romney off his game by shocking him and taking responsibility for something other than Bin Laden.
… the TRUTH. Hahahahahahahaa, just kidding.
… is his new look: Magnum.
… is to show how much stronger he is than Romney on women’s rights by throwing Hilary Clinton under the bus for Libya.
Will be to cry, actually shed tears after telling a fabricated story about a women he met who’s life was irreparably harmed by the punishment of a child cause she neither afford contaception or a abortion.
To fart loudly and blame it on Mitt
Will be to have a uncontrollable coughing fit and then bring Unka Joe in as a pinch debater.
Hand out free choom doobies at the door.
Have the entire hall ventilated with choom vapor.
President Obama’s “Secret Weapon” in the debate…his staff will be handing out Dolla’s to the audience throughout the 90 minutes.
President Obama’s “Secret Weapon” in the debate…he is going to feign laryngitis and have Bill Clinton stand in for him.
President Obama’s “Secret Weapon” in the debate…he will have just eaten a pit bull in order to gain it’s characteristics.
…Obama will announce that the Obama that’s been running the country for the last 4 years was not the REAL Obama, and run against him.
President Obama’s “Secret Weapon” in the debate…he considers it a military tribunal and just will not show up.
President Obama’s “Secret Weapon” in the debate…was made by Solyndra and will work as well as a Chevy Volt.
…Michelle’s bat’leth.
…he’ll yell, “INTERCEPTED” every time he interrupts Mitt.
… is his claim that Mitt Romney is the dead-beat dad of Trig, Malia, and Sasha.
re 35 Rodney Dill
Good grief – no need to apologize. We all post whatever sounds good at the time. Keep them coming!
btw – who came up with ~~~~~~~~~~~~~? I love it.
…Obama rips the “football” out the Secret Service agent’s hands. Holds up the launch code and yells: “If you don’t call of this stupid election nonsense RIGHT NOW and declare me President for LIFE, I’m going to NUKE RUSSIA! You have 15 minutes to decide!”
…is an audience full of orgäsmic women. However, half-way through the debate, they start smiling at Romney… run Romney, RUN!
… is RoboSquirrel!
….is how much time he can stall with saying Uh……
. . . is demonstrating his heretofore-unknown talent of wiggling his ears, in response to every question.
. . . was leaked to the press a week ago.
. . . is to have Bill Mumy wish Romney into the cornfield.
. . . announce his gender change to prove he’s the President for women.
. . . go on a diet and pardon all dogs.
…drone strike on Mitt Romney en route to the debate
Micro teleprompter inserted.
…that he is THE “foreign policy president.” Yeah, right, President Pants-on-Fire.
…he stole Instapundit’s secret puppy smoothie recipe.
. . . arrive to the debate driven in a steamroller to smooth out bumps in the road.
announce he is bombing Libya, and they should bow down to him as the great warrior he is.
President Obama’s secret weapon in the debate is to have Joe Biden join him on stage. With such incredible stupidity nearby, Obama can’t help but look smart!
First of all:
Iowa Jim says:
October 16th, 2012 at 3:57 pm
. . . is demonstrating his heretofore-unknown talent of wiggling his ears, in response to every question.
~~~~~ Bacon to you, sir!
Next, my own take:
President Obama’s secret weapon in the debate… is the sad dog eyes look of the dogs he has eaten.
….is attempting to conjure the spirit of Aleister Crowley, while wearing a pentagram on the lapel of his coat, to counter Romney’s “magic underwear”.
Unicorns defecating rainbows of course.
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