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  1. …crying like a little girl when Romney makes a good point

    …”RACIST!!!!”

    …was leaked to the press months ago by his own people to show how serious Obama is about getting reelected.

    …is to keep insisting that his opponent isn’t the real Romney and demand that the Romney his campaign made up show up

    …bombing an asprin factory in Libya just as the debate begins

    …Candy Crowley

    …plants on the audience that will ask religion-related questions for 90 minutes straight

    …fall over and claim Romney just gave him cancer

    …blame Bush

  2. …was practicing with new coach Carrot Top and the use of props during birth control and sex ed questions.

    …promising the buck would stop with him, but so far only 47 cents had been raised.

    …declaring that the terror alert level had been raised to WHITE.

  3. . . . is his strategy of Deny, Obfuscate, and Guile – D. O. G.

    . . . announce Joe Biden has decided to retire into his new job at MSNBC, His new Vice President is Anderson Cooper.

    . . . scratch his nose with a particular finger.

    . . . offer the American People to choose between Curtain #1, Curtain #2, or Curtain #3 to win a new car – the Chevy Volt!

    . . . let his chair do the talking.

  4. ….is fear… and surprise… his two chief weapons in the debate are fear and surprise… and the ability to fluidly fabricate lies…no, his three chief weapons are fear, surprise, the ability to fluidly fabricate lies, …. and he’s married to a wookie… wait a minute… let me come in again.

  5. Obama’s secret weapon..

    … would have been more effective at handling the Libya situation than Obama.

    … is his newest Green Energy project: magic beans!

    ,.. is a pair of Groucho Marx sunglasses with the nose and fuzzy eyebrows: NO ONE WILL KNOW IT’S HIM!

    … jazz hands!

    … he’s been reading IMAO and will shock us all by debuting a prototype of the Mexicannon!

    … he’s going to throw Romney off his game by shocking him and taking responsibility for something other than Bin Laden.

    … the TRUTH. Hahahahahahahaa, just kidding.

  6. Will be to cry, actually shed tears after telling a fabricated story about a women he met who’s life was irreparably harmed by the punishment of a child cause she neither afford contaception or a abortion.

    To fart loudly and blame it on Mitt

    Will be to have a uncontrollable coughing fit and then bring Unka Joe in as a pinch debater.

    Hand out free choom doobies at the door.

    Have the entire hall ventilated with choom vapor.

  7. …Obama rips the “football” out the Secret Service agent’s hands. Holds up the launch code and yells: “If you don’t call of this stupid election nonsense RIGHT NOW and declare me President for LIFE, I’m going to NUKE RUSSIA! You have 15 minutes to decide!”

  8. . . . was leaked to the press a week ago.

    . . . is to have Bill Mumy wish Romney into the cornfield.

    . . . announce his gender change to prove he’s the President for women.

    . . . go on a diet and pardon all dogs.

  9. First of all:
    Iowa Jim says:
    October 16th, 2012 at 3:57 pm

    . . . is demonstrating his heretofore-unknown talent of wiggling his ears, in response to every question.
    ~~~~~ Bacon to you, sir!
    Next, my own take:
    President Obama’s secret weapon in the debate… is the sad dog eyes look of the dogs he has eaten.

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