iPhones are like children. They stop working when you throw them off a roof.
— Anti Joke Apple (@antijokeapple) October 12, 2012
If Ryan can’t stand up to Biden, how can he stand up to… whoever the vice president of Al Qaeda is?
— Simon Maloy (@SimonMaloy) October 12, 2012
Accidentally turned the TV to a non-HD channel. Ruined my whole day.
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) October 12, 2012
My kids don’t believe in Santa because he never brings them anything.
— Jocelyn Plums (@FilthyRichmond) October 15, 2012
Wisdom like this requires no comment.
Although, I did have a thought (shut-up Ron White!). What if Romney wins JUST because women aren’t tingled by Obama any more, and now, they’re turned-on by Romney?