Yes, We DO Need Assault Weapons

[High Praise! to Seanmahair’s Weblog]

We don’t buy ARs to protect us against animals, Mr. Cuomo. We buy them to protect ourselves, our families and our property against the animals you and the nanny state have created. The animals that think it’s “fair” to take from those who produce and give to those who do not produce. Who think that all they have to do is say “I want” and it becomes theirs. The people who breed indiscriminately, rob, cheat, and steal all in the name of “compensation” “fairness” and ” our turn”.

The Official Insanely Destructive Weapon of IMAO

[High Praise! to Hunter of Nuking Politics and Dr. Grordbort’s]

GOLIATHON 800 MOONHATER DEATHRAY

Since the dawn of time, man has gazed wearily with fear and contempt into the cosmos. One luminescent beacon in particular has looked back, chiding and heckling is like some giant white space jerk. The Moon.

Now, thanks to Dr. Grordbort we have a means of heckling back and then some!

More pics here.

lolbama! Part 120

Submit entries to lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.


From Arik:

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From Kris:

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My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

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This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:


Kris for right triangle, with Arik’s “Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock” in a close second.


PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

IMAGE SOURCES: Lots of great Obama pics to be found at the White House Flickr page.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.