[High Praise! to Hunter of Nuking Politics and Dr. Grordbort’s]
GOLIATHON 800 MOONHATER DEATHRAY
Since the dawn of time, man has gazed wearily with fear and contempt into the cosmos. One luminescent beacon in particular has looked back, chiding and heckling is like some giant white space jerk. The Moon.
Now, thanks to Dr. Grordbort we have a means of heckling back and then some!