Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “There will be a new warning label put on guns…”
Click here to see if you made the cut.
If you did, you should probably email him about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, he’s got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
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I’m wondering if Sack Face is really the Rumsfeld Strangler. Hints include the taunting note, the strangling gloves, and the “crazy hobo” picture at 2:39 (I’d recognize those wire-rim glasses anywhere).
A group of people in Idaho plan to build an armed community on 3,000 acres of land to protect their liberty.
So… it’s a really tiny Texas?
[High Praise! to The Gormogons]
As Long As We’re Restricting Amendments
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In Houston, two armed strangers rescued a man who was robbed at gunpoint.
Liberals are still baffled over whose gun to blame for the crime.
[High Praise! to Nuking Politics]
Look I love diversity. I always put white, black, and red beans into my chili. I get so many flavor profiles from it.
The thing is, I don’t put every kind of bean in my chili… not every bean is good for this particular stew. I could add it, but that doesn’t mean it’s gonna work right.
Liberals just want to put every bean in every chili because they way they look at things, if you don’t, you’re racist.
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The TSA is doing away with naked body scanners. They’ll be replaced by…
I wasn’t planning on blogging today as I have the day off (aren’t you a huge racist if you work today?), but I do want to announce that my novel manuscript is completely done and edited and ready to go. Now comes the fun of submitting to publishers — which may involve a lot of waiting… perhaps followed by huge disappointment. Whatever happens, though, it will still all progress towards being a novelist which I’ve been working on for well over a decade now.
In the least, I will self-publish my novel as I can’t wait for you all to read my story. And you will buy it and read it. You will.
Have a fun day! And work extra hard today not to use any racial slurs.
[High Praise! to American Digest]
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The inauguration ceremony hasn’t started yet, and these interviews were done a few days ago.
Remember this next time you see the media touting poll numbers.
“I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.” – Martin Luther King, Jr., August 28, 1963
Because of people like Barack Obama and the Democrat Party, it will remain only a dream.
A new report shows that the government paid out $5 billion in fraudulent unemployment claims.
Not to be confused with the stimulus, which was $800 billion in fraudulent claims of employment.
