Why It Was Impossible to Fake the Moon Landing


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Short answer: videotape technology was too primitive.

Almost, But Not Quite, a Complete Breakfast

[High Praise! to RAML and Guyism]

My only complaint is that the match isn’t one of those “strike anywhere” types, and they didn’t include a scratchpad.

No problem, I’ll just light it off the toaster.

This Is Why Hillary’s Benghazi Testimony Looked So Familiar

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You’ve Been Judged!

Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “The most surprising thing in Feinstein’s gun control bill…

Click here to see if you made the cut.

If you did, you should probably email him about becoming a guest blogger there.

If you didn’t, he’s got another straight line for you to practice on.

Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

If Conservative Kids Wrote Letters to President Obama

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Link of the Day: Satire – Barry Grabby Gun Debate

[High Praise! to Innominatus]

Barry grabby gun debate

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Wisdom of the Day: Sweat Skeet Origin Amnesty Latino One

Why We Need Common Sense Restrictions on the Nineteenth Amendment

[High Praise! to The Gormogons]

Women don’t “need” to vote, do they? After all, the country functioned just fine without women voting for well over 100 years. America had freed its slaves and restored peace in Europe. And after women got the franchise in 1920? Global carnage ensued: World War II, Korea, Vietnam, Iraq, Iraq II, Afghanistan, Mali, etc. Frankly, the country needs to be free from the scourge of women’s suffrage.

IRANIAN SPACE MONKEYS!!!1!!1!!111!!!

“Iranian space monkey launch unconfirmed.”

I AM FREAKING OUT!!!!

What do we mean we don’t know if the Iranians have launched a monkey into space? First Hillary Clinton is a useless lump on Benghazi, and now her State Department can’t even determine whether the Iranians are filling our orbit with monkeys or not? Fire her now and get someone competent there who can tell us whether we have to worry about Iranian space monkeys dropping out of the sky and attacking us.

And what kind of locks are on the International Space Station? Are they secure enough to keep out Iranian space monkeys? Who is on this? If need be, hire me and I’ll take care of this. First step, I’m nuking the moon. In case there are Iranian space monkeys there.

The Most Important Reason to Ban Assault Rifles

[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

Librarian Law Maker

Do you know there is a Librarian of Congress? And apparently she can pass laws! So if you’re in Congress and the librarian says, “Shh!” you better listen because she can have you executed.

So what law did the librarian somehow make? You can’t unlock your phone. Really? It says, “Slide to unlock” on the front of each one. Sounds like entrapment to me.

Straight Line of the Day: When Obama Goes Skeet Shooting…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

When Obama goes skeet shooting

Obama the Gun Nut

Barack Obama goes shooting all the time… so says Barack Obama. You probably never suspected that considering we’ve never seen a picture of Obama with a gun, he has an obvious disdain for anyone who owns guns, and he’s kid of — what’s the political way of saying this? — effete. But no, he’s basically Rambo. Every other day he’s jumping through the air firing a Beretta in each hand.

And I love this statement from Obama about guns:

“And I have a profound respect for the traditions of hunting that trace back in this country for generations.”

When someone is talking about their respect for guns and mentions hunting and nothing else, I take that to mean they have absolutely no respect for guns. Do they think the reason we’re so mad about gun laws is we just all love hunting so darn much? Does he think the reason for the 2nd Amendment is there is because the Founding Fathers were all like, “Hunting sure is nifty! Let’s put it in the Constitution!” Obama is a useless twerp, and he doesn’t stand up for our rights. And what other point is there to the president than that?

In more gun news, Media Mutters violated gun laws in giving staffers illegal guns to use in defense. Are there any anti-gun people who aren’t hypocrites? Everyone understands how useful gun is in defending oneself, but the anti-gun people just prefer everyone other than them be disarmed. Because they think little of the individual, and that’s why people like them should have no influence or power. It’s not guns they fear, it’s you.

Comic of the Day – News!


[Source: Michael Ramirez – Investors.com]

Random Thoughts: Obama the Shootist, Immigration, and Clips

So are we done with the whole jobs thing now?

Obama: “I ENJOY BULLET FIRING DEVICES AND USE THEM OFTEN!”

I HAVE TO UNLOCK MY PHONE EVERY TIME I USE IT OR THE SCREEN WON’T COME UP! WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME AND MY FAMILY?!

MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO!

My iPhone says “Slide to unlock.” THAT’S ENTRAPMENT!

I take Obama saying he has a profound respect for hunting as meaning he has no respect for the actual reasons for the 2nd Amendment.

I once offered a compromise on immigration of obliterating Mexico, but it was unpopular since it was basically a backdoor amnesty plan.

The assumption being that if there is no where to deport people to, you have to keep. Just trying to think outside the box.

Any amnesty plan that doesn’t include the destruction of Mexico is just going to lead to more illegal immigration.

Plan: Give illegal immigrants amnesty. Arrest them all for not having health insurance under Obamacare.

We should ban magazine clips because if you put a clip on a magazine it won’t fit in the gun.

Whenever a politician talks about a law being “common sense,” prepare for something profoundly stupid.