So are we done with the whole jobs thing now?

Obama: “I ENJOY BULLET FIRING DEVICES AND USE THEM OFTEN!”

I HAVE TO UNLOCK MY PHONE EVERY TIME I USE IT OR THE SCREEN WON’T COME UP! WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME AND MY FAMILY?!

MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO!

My iPhone says “Slide to unlock.” THAT’S ENTRAPMENT!

I take Obama saying he has a profound respect for hunting as meaning he has no respect for the actual reasons for the 2nd Amendment.

I once offered a compromise on immigration of obliterating Mexico, but it was unpopular since it was basically a backdoor amnesty plan.

The assumption being that if there is no where to deport people to, you have to keep. Just trying to think outside the box.

Any amnesty plan that doesn’t include the destruction of Mexico is just going to lead to more illegal immigration.

Plan: Give illegal immigrants amnesty. Arrest them all for not having health insurance under Obamacare.

We should ban magazine clips because if you put a clip on a magazine it won’t fit in the gun.

Whenever a politician talks about a law being “common sense,” prepare for something profoundly stupid.