Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After being awarded Father of the Year, Bill Clinton…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After being awarded Father of the Year, Bill Clinton…
… celebrated by taking Chelsea’s best friend out for drink.
…paid off the National Father’s Day Council for changing ‘ad’ in his award title to an ‘r’
…made his case that he should also be named 2013 Astronaut of the Year.
…offered Mitt Romney advice on how to raise his ‘boys.’
…bought a case of cigars
…won the Nobel Peace Prize
…said hey, how about that, first black president to win “father of the year”!
…gave an impromptu two hour statement.
was glad they never found out about his other children.
. . . made the scene at all the local singles’ bars
…took Chris Dodd out to La Brasserie for a celebratory Waitress Sandwich
… did like every other day, asked all the women he met “who’s your daddy?”
…went on a rant about gun control
…said “HAH! take that, Gore!”
…changed his name to Darth Bubba
…send copies of the award to Al Gore and John Edwards
…explained the win by saying “well, it depends on what the meaning of the word “father” is”
…said “wanna throw in one of those weight loss awards while youre at it?”
…said “wait, I’m a FATHER????”
was shocked; after all “I did not have sex with that woman.”
tripped over the lowered bar for parental standards.
thanked all the nannies, au pairs, and interns that made his fathering years so much less stressful.
… celebrated the victory of quantity over quality.
…returned Chris Matthews leg tingle.
…said to Hillary, “I’ve upped my parenting standards, so now up yours.”
…carries it around and uses it as a pick-up line.
…had his **** bronzed.
…tweeted “in your face!” to Travis Henry.
…said, they’re not all mine! Honestly!
…thought to himself: huh, I didn’t even have *sex* with the year.
That should be, “Fodder of the Year”.
…celebrated by paying his “date” for some “extras”.
Said “see I told you hillary was straight, now where are the interns?”
…was impressed by the low-altitude flyover by a squdron of pigs in his honor.
…was asked by reporters,”how’s Hillary’s head”? to which he replied, “OK, but not as good as Monica”
@john callow, #27: Winner winner,
chickenbacon dinner.…he zipped up his pants and said “You better put some ice on that”.
…celebrated with a fine cigar.
…thank the mothers’ of his children.
…held up a paper bag and said “Heh, I had to use this when we conceived her too”.
…professed some shock because most Democrats take a hands on approach to children.
…just kept on ruining other peoples daughters.
…tried to talk Chaz Bono into a dress and returned to humping the podium.
. . . began looking for more “mothers”.
…made a call out to Nadya Suleman
…turned yellow.
…pulled out the cigar, lit it, left a $100 bill on the nightstand, and walked out.
…asked if that came with a “happy ending.”
…held the award in his hand and replied “Only one?”
Says a prayer of thanks for services rendered by the late Vince Foster.
… Was puzzled that the awards didn’t have a hole in it.
. . . went out to father more children.
…immediately filed a lawsuit against TROJAN.
…thought about it for a moment then said, “Ah! You must be referring to Chelsea!”
Tried to start another family with an intern so he could win again next year.
… asked Hillary for directions to that village that did all the work.
….began to once again ask any woman that crossed his path, “Who’s your daddy?”
…immediately upgraded his Ashley Madison account to “Platinum” status.
…immediately upgraded his Ashley Madison profile to “Stud Puppy” status.
refused to pick up the award because there’s a dna test involved.
…immediately became the leading nominee for the “deadbeat dad of the year” award
…smiled, said “ohhh yeah” nodded his head and had a cigar
…called Obama and said “and now there’s one more thing you’ll never do as well as me”
…called Gennifer Flowers and asked ” it wasn’t you, was it?”
Said,(with boyish charm,and a slow drawl)…”well, that depends on what the meaning of “OF”, is… B)
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